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A screen grab from an infomercial for 1-900-9099-CRY featuring a disheveled woman with short grey hair holding a corded telephone receiver. Crying obviously.
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Call me Whirlpool, ‘cause I’m about to soak.

#PutALoadInMe #DomesticAndHorny #GayHouseholdEnergy #DishwasherDaddy #ForeplayWithChores #QueerArt #TomTaylorArt #HotMenDoingDishes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Illustration of two muscular men in underwear and socks in a kitchen. One is washing dishes looking confused, while the other smirks with a coffee mug and says, “Oh I’m just waiting to put a load in the dishwasher….” The sexual innuendo is painfully obvious. Domestic chores have never been this charged.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Mac n’ Tang… Tang’n’Cheese… Noodlé à la NASA

#ChefsTangyKiss #OrangeAndTangy #Tangaroni #MacAttack #CitrusSin #WrongCuisine #NASAApprovedTerror #NoodleAbomination #FlavorCrimes #FoodMemes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Four-panel image showing someone making macaroni but instead of cheese powder, they dump in Tang drink mix, stir it into a horrifying orange mess, and plate it proudly. It’s mac and cheese reimagined by someone who’s never felt love.
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Yes I’m into queer pulp, taxidermy zines, prison erotica, and vintage knitting patterns… How did you know?

#WeirdoInAGoodWay #UncataloguedAndUnbothered #HornyForObscurity #QueerArchivesCore #ShelfOfSecrets #AltIntellectual #JohnWatersMood #BookNerdChaos #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A man (John Waters) sits smirking in front of a chaotic wall of eclectic books. The caption reads “my kink is having tastes so eclectic no one can truly know me,” joking that his identity is so niche and unpredictable, it’s basically foreplay.
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
No feet? That’s okay—I’ll worship your clitellum instead.

#WormFetishUnleashed #SlitherIntoMyWorld #NoFeetStillKinky #AnnelidArousal #MudLuv #SegmentedAndSubmissive #InvertebrateItToMe #FootFetishFailure #HornyAndSpineless #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A stone-faced teen stares into the camera while the text reads “Would you still love me if I was a worm” followed by “Worms don’t have feet.” The meme spirals into kink as the joke highlights how the absence of feet won’t stop a dedicated perv from finding something to worship.
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
And she’s in her fiber arts era.

#CrochetSpiderLore #FiberArtsAndFangs #VenomousWithYarn #WebOfCreation #CraftyQueens #SpookyCrafts #ArachnidEnergy #GirlSpiders #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A screenshot of a post that reads, “Girls crochet because they are spiders,” on a pink gradient background. The joke hilariously equates crocheting with web-spinning, implying that women who crochet are channeling their inner arachnid goddess.
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
ICE says “we were following protocol.” Yeah, so does a Roomba when it smears warm dog shit across the floor.
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
They ain’t afraid of no lactose.

#Goatsbusters #DairyParanormal #LactoseLegends #ButterBelievers #WhoYouGonnaChurn #FoodMemes #SpookySnack #GoatHumor #CheesyLaughs #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A cardboard box labeled “Goats Butter” has “Who you gonna call” handwritten above it, making an accidental but perfect pun on Ghostbusters. The goat on the label completes the joke visually, as if the goat is ready to bust some churned-up spirit
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
One wolf is gay. The other wolf is a wolf.

#AwoooooHenny #Rawr #TeamJacob #GayWolves #WolfRomance #SoftMascEnergy #TenderFeralLove #QueerNatureCanon #InsideYou #MemeHumor #AnimalMemes #WolvesInLove #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Text says “Inside You There Are Two Wolves” above two poorly taxidermied wolves—one with a lopsided grin, the other with a wide-eyed stare. The meme reimagines them not as a metaphor for duality, but as wolves who are lowkey gay and tender about it.
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
I like my cereal how I like my men, with huge fuckin nuts
pgourevitch.bsky.social Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 7d
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
“Unemployment fell”?

Girl, because people STOPPED LOOKING. The labor force participation rate said, “I’m tired” and left the stage mid-lip-sync. TFG didn’t lower unemployment—he lowered the bar and tripped over it in kitten heels.
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
I could say I’m a bit of a hockey fan myself…

#HeatedAndRivaled #PowerBottomSix #HollanderHolePlay #PuckMeDaddy #StanleyCupsAndTensionThrusts #FaceOffAndMakeOut #BrokeBackBlueLine #HockeyButMakeItGay #ShaneOnMe #FandomImplantedRectally #HeatedRivalry #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Cartoon drawing of smiling sperm with speech bubbles: one says “I can’t wait to be born,” another replies “bro we’re in Shane Hollander’s ass,” implying hockey fandom begins before birth.
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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One of the most significant differences between JD Vance and opiates is that only one ever gave his mom a moment’s pleasure.
jmritchey.bsky.social Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 7d
Vance doesn't have to be the kind of person furious a mother would love her child enough to keep their favorite toys in the car, but he is, and it's a hell of his own making.
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
The weight of the world? No. Just cake.

#ThiccWithResponsibility #HeavyIsTheBooty #BurdenedButBootyful #EmotionalGlutes #SquatAndSurvive #AnimeBooty #SwoleAF #StrongManProblems #CheekedUp #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A motivational quote on a Los Angeles bus stop reads “Just because someone carries it well doesn’t mean it isn’t heavy.” Next to it, an anime himbo with massive muscles and an absolutely ridiculous ass is squatting, looking back smugly—as if to say yes, it’s heavy… and you’re welcome.
January 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Her aura? Dank. Her intentions? Pure. Her pockets? Full of joints and a shit ton of loving kindness.

#SkunkyAndStoic #DankAura #WeedEmpath #StonedAndSerene #VibrationallyLoud #HealingInHaze #AuraCheck #BluntGirlAutumn #420Witch #SpiritualZootedness #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Y2K cartoon of a platform-wearing girl beaming in the middle of a party, while people whisper she’s high and smells like weed. The caption “They don’t know I’m full of love & empathy” contrasts her bold presence with her misunderstood stoner soul. Her aura is visually and emotionally dank as hell.
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Getting ready to watch some college football.
Screen cap of a sports cast. In the background is the big 10 logo but it spells out BIG TURD
January 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
One of us honks under pressure

#GeeseGoose #PeoplePersonProblems #FowlNetworking #HonkingForHelp #EmotionalSupportGoose #AnimalMemes #WeirdHumor #HistoricMeme #PetGoose #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOf
A classical-style painting shows a man holding a letter and cradling a goose. Text above the man says “I’m a people person” and above the goose says “I’m a geese goose,” humorously riffing on personality types through chaotic wordplay.
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Ergo-maxxing so hard he evolved into a peripheral

#ErgoMaxxing #FullReclineMode #PiggybackOnThis #Synergizing #ZeroInputHighOutput #BackSupportBeta #HorizontalOptimization #WorkFromHome #ZoomLife #TechHumor #CorporateComedy #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Image of a man completely horizontal in a futuristic, maxed-out ergonomic workstation with screens and keyboard suspended above him—caption jokes about going all-in on physical comfort while spiritually checking out.
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
It actually makes a lot of sense as to why he liked the MyPillow guy

#ExecutiveNap #MakeAmericaYawnAgain #SpeedrunDestruction #TrumpNappingChronicles #EndGameButSlower #PoliticsAsleepAtTheWheel #OvalOfficeSnoozeFest #Satire #TrumpMeme #PoliticalHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A photo of Donald Trump sitting in a leather chair with his eyes closed and lips pursed, looking like he fell asleep mid-coup. The headline above reads, “Republicans Concerned Trump May Die Before He Finishes Destroying America.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
If a smoothie can unlock that much homoerotic tension, imagine what a fruit salad could do.

#BigBananaBigDifference #HeatedRivalry #GayHockeyLove #SmoothieSparks #BananaBoys #QueerTVMoments #HomoeroticEnergy #StreamingGayAgenda #GayCulture #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A Furby and a pink plush toy sit facing each other at a café table. Between them is a blue smoothie and floating text that reads “The banana makes a big difference.” The scene parodies Heated Rivalry, turning a casual smoothie choice into a charged moment of gay tension, because banana = bisexual awakening now.
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
New kink unlocked
theverge.com The Verge @theverge.com · 11d
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
On the twelfth day of Q1, my inbox gave to me:
12 action items
11 Quick calls booked
10 clients ghosting
9 budget slashes
8 KPIs haunting
7 decks reviewing
6 Let’s syncs pending
✨5 CIRCLE BACKS✨
4 “Per my last” emails
3 Zooms overlapping
2 Excel crashes
and 1 passive-aggressive Teams ping at 8:03
A tweet from @hansmollman says, “well, well, well if it isn’t all my ‘we’ll deal with it in January’ chickens home to roost.” It’s a corporate-coded joke about January being the karmic boomerang for every task pushed off during the holidays—cue the avalanche of emails, Slack pings, and project tickets.
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Got my hard hat on, ready for construction—if you can handle the heat, we can get this party blown wide open.

#ConstructionChic #PunnyBusiness #ReadyToRaiseTheRoof #HardHatAndHeart #FairytaleFrolic #PiggyPlayTime #CheekyChic #IrreverentGiggles #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A hand clutches a black baseball cap flaunting a cheeky pun: “call me the third lil piggy cause I’m all bricked up and ready to get blown.”
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
“I wasn’t sleeping. I was thinking with my eyes closed. Very smart people do it. The best thinkers. Tremendous brain rest.”

#ThinkingWithEyesClosed #ExecutiveNap #TremendousBrainRest #StableSleeperGenius #SleepyDonnie #ZoomSnooze #PresidentialPowerNap #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A Trump-style quote defending falling asleep in a meeting: “I wasn’t sleeping. I was thinking with my eyes closed. Very smart people do it.” It’s a masterclass in deflection—spinning a nap into a genius move, straight from the Mar-a-Lago school of productivity.
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
The real deficit is in the ability to keep a thought beyond the three-second rule.

#AttentionSpanOrWhat #BrainCellOnVacation #ThoughtsComeAndGo #SurplusOfSilliness #ThreeSecondRuleChampion #WondersOfTheMind #ThoughtsAndGiggles #KeepUpIfYouCan #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A kaleidoscopic explosion of cartoon brains, whimsically questioning our capacity to hold onto ideas longer than it takes to microwave popcorn, with confused emojis as the bewildered mascots of lost thoughts.
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM