Fujimoto really just knows what it feels like to be a person day to day and that feeling is this

My Sweet Piano. That is all

Me when I call in air strikes against the bad meanies:

Corny pickup line: “if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together”

Qwerty keyboard:

When the 6’ tall goth girl is a bottom:

When I grew up I became a woman, but all the other boys I grew up with are men now and I’m just looking at them like…

Americans: “if we didn’t have guns, then none of us would ever be safe!!1!”

The entire rest of the civilized world:

(Disregard the above message if you are over 45 and haven’t accomplished anything significant)

I’ve had to swear off goth girls after the last one nearly destroyed my life, but the withdrawals have already gotten so bad that when I came across this character in Mario + Rabbids, a little voice in my head screamed “WOULD”