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i just need a place to put all my dumb thoughts and my friends are tired of hearing them
Why are people so turned on by giant women? Why am I so turned on by giant women?
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why are people so turned on by giant women? Why am I so turned on by giant women?
7am should be illegal
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
7am should be illegal
Me, blanking on the word supreme: “can I get an extreme pizza?”
Cashier: “totally brah”
30 minutes later the delivery boy showed up on a skateboard doing a manual all the way up to my door
Cashier: “totally brah”
30 minutes later the delivery boy showed up on a skateboard doing a manual all the way up to my door
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me, blanking on the word supreme: “can I get an extreme pizza?”
Cashier: “totally brah”
30 minutes later the delivery boy showed up on a skateboard doing a manual all the way up to my door
Cashier: “totally brah”
30 minutes later the delivery boy showed up on a skateboard doing a manual all the way up to my door
I literally don’t know what the point of living is when it’s not warm outside
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I literally don’t know what the point of living is when it’s not warm outside
Fujimoto really just knows what it feels like to be a person day to day and that feeling is this
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fujimoto really just knows what it feels like to be a person day to day and that feeling is this
Isn’t it weird that when grapes are fermented they create a sort of acrid, bitter tasting liquid while fermenting any other fruit results in a deliciously sweet boozy juice…and yet somehow grape wine became the ubiquitous beverage?
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Isn’t it weird that when grapes are fermented they create a sort of acrid, bitter tasting liquid while fermenting any other fruit results in a deliciously sweet boozy juice…and yet somehow grape wine became the ubiquitous beverage?
Did they all switch over from calling us “employees” to “associates” because it’s supposed to make us feel more important or something?
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Did they all switch over from calling us “employees” to “associates” because it’s supposed to make us feel more important or something?
Sometimes I think there were no early signs for me, but then I remember that as a little boy I really REALLY wanted an easy bake oven
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes I think there were no early signs for me, but then I remember that as a little boy I really REALLY wanted an easy bake oven
I like to listen to videos about horror games and stories while I work in retail cause it’s nice to hear about someone going through something worse than me
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I like to listen to videos about horror games and stories while I work in retail cause it’s nice to hear about someone going through something worse than me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUROMI!!!
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUROMI!!!
I don’t think I’ve ever been more done with a day in my entire life
…and it’s not even over yet
…and it’s not even over yet
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever been more done with a day in my entire life
…and it’s not even over yet
…and it’s not even over yet
“I’m gonna walk right past all these cheery looking employees to find the one girl who looks like she really doesn’t wanna be here, probably doesn’t even wanna be alive, and definitely doesn’t want to help anybody and ask her where everything is”
-every customer ever
-every customer ever
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“I’m gonna walk right past all these cheery looking employees to find the one girl who looks like she really doesn’t wanna be here, probably doesn’t even wanna be alive, and definitely doesn’t want to help anybody and ask her where everything is”
-every customer ever
-every customer ever
Peaks trans experience is getting curated ads for explicitly masculine products featuring Alan Ritchson telling you how to BE A MAAANNNN followed by “happy hoo-haw” vitamins
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Peaks trans experience is getting curated ads for explicitly masculine products featuring Alan Ritchson telling you how to BE A MAAANNNN followed by “happy hoo-haw” vitamins
As a tall woman, I mostly like being tall, but sometimes I really wish there were shoes we could wear that would make us shorter. Like, anti-heels
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
As a tall woman, I mostly like being tall, but sometimes I really wish there were shoes we could wear that would make us shorter. Like, anti-heels
I have a serious corn addiction. Popped, creamed, boiled, steamed. Fuck sometimes I’ll even eat a bag of frozen corn right there in the grocery store without thawing it out
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a serious corn addiction. Popped, creamed, boiled, steamed. Fuck sometimes I’ll even eat a bag of frozen corn right there in the grocery store without thawing it out
It’s not that every guy likes fishing it’s just that every guy who does can’t get a date and that’s why they’re all you see on dating apps
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It’s not that every guy likes fishing it’s just that every guy who does can’t get a date and that’s why they’re all you see on dating apps
I genuinely don’t know why I still go on indeed. I’ve been aware of it for at least ten years and I have never one gotten a job from there
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I genuinely don’t know why I still go on indeed. I’ve been aware of it for at least ten years and I have never one gotten a job from there
Do you think there’s an actual nonbinary/otherkin person out there who really does identify as an attack helicopter who’s just been absolutely baffled for the last decade or so?
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Do you think there’s an actual nonbinary/otherkin person out there who really does identify as an attack helicopter who’s just been absolutely baffled for the last decade or so?
Shout out to my Stardew Valley rabbit who keeps gnawing off her own feet and leaving them for me. She’s given me six now tho and I’m starting to wonder how she keeps growing more
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Shout out to my Stardew Valley rabbit who keeps gnawing off her own feet and leaving them for me. She’s given me six now tho and I’m starting to wonder how she keeps growing more
Send help I’ve got the numa numa song stuck in my head on a loop
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Send help I’ve got the numa numa song stuck in my head on a loop
Can we women please as a group all agree to stop fucking any man who refers to us as “females”? I’m begging you
October 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Can we women please as a group all agree to stop fucking any man who refers to us as “females”? I’m begging you
Anyone who uses an air dryer in a public bathroom is a terrorist
October 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Anyone who uses an air dryer in a public bathroom is a terrorist
The way these kids shriek and howl I feel like there should be an amendment to the Geneva convention that covers bringing your children into a Walmart
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The way these kids shriek and howl I feel like there should be an amendment to the Geneva convention that covers bringing your children into a Walmart
I love how so many people will catch a cold or the flu and their first thought is “oh man I gotta go to the store and cough all over everything!!”
October 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I love how so many people will catch a cold or the flu and their first thought is “oh man I gotta go to the store and cough all over everything!!”
Maybe applying for other jobs while you’re on the clock is the real punk rock
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Maybe applying for other jobs while you’re on the clock is the real punk rock