@wadeykins.bsky.social
Straight up weeping in the strip clerb rn because I said to a dancer "look at the shitter on that critter" so the manager is making me draft a written apology on the back of a napkin
I wanna find a job that makes me not wanna commit violence. Where I can't fuck things up. It'd be nice.
January 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I wanna find a job that makes me not wanna commit violence. Where I can't fuck things up. It'd be nice.
FJM's new album changed my brain chemistry but the rest are kinda gimmies lol
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
FJM's new album changed my brain chemistry but the rest are kinda gimmies lol
Catch me emotionally dumping and open-mouth sobbing on my barber tryna shampoo my scalp bc I'm touchstarved and vulnerable
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Catch me emotionally dumping and open-mouth sobbing on my barber tryna shampoo my scalp bc I'm touchstarved and vulnerable
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In the mood for some good yaoi, any advice?
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
In the mood for some good yaoi, any advice?
I am my own worst enemy, but also my greatest friend. I think everyone else is probably similar. Idk. Antidepressants are finally kicking in, ehich is neat. I love you all.
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I am my own worst enemy, but also my greatest friend. I think everyone else is probably similar. Idk. Antidepressants are finally kicking in, ehich is neat. I love you all.
Did not make it to the office today. Bed too soft and cat too warm and outside full of terrors.
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Did not make it to the office today. Bed too soft and cat too warm and outside full of terrors.
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here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
Systems at work been down all day because of the Amazon crash. Trying to remember I'm still being paid...
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Systems at work been down all day because of the Amazon crash. Trying to remember I'm still being paid...
My homie from hinge is no longer interested smashing anymore. Consider my days numbered. Also here's a ufo I made for halloween!
October 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My homie from hinge is no longer interested smashing anymore. Consider my days numbered. Also here's a ufo I made for halloween!
Cannot tell the difference between my standards for myself are too high or nobody loves me because I'm a worthless shitbag. Maybe there isn't a difference?? I may just be crazy.
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Cannot tell the difference between my standards for myself are too high or nobody loves me because I'm a worthless shitbag. Maybe there isn't a difference?? I may just be crazy.
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Unhorny era over. I need to go on a date and hold hands and touch legs and kiss on the cheek
October 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Unhorny era over. I need to go on a date and hold hands and touch legs and kiss on the cheek
Is there a pencil tip sized button somewhere on my skull I can press to factory reset my brain? I've lost the receipt, so returning its not an option now.
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Is there a pencil tip sized button somewhere on my skull I can press to factory reset my brain? I've lost the receipt, so returning its not an option now.
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Posting to highlight what my mum sent to me when she woke up and heard Charles Entertainment Kirk had been shot:
September 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Posting to highlight what my mum sent to me when she woke up and heard Charles Entertainment Kirk had been shot:
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Hey, everyone ⚡️💙⚡️
Normally, I don't get involved in politics, as a lot of you may know. But I am at least aware of a few to some that pop up in headlines.
But, yeah, real talk, @NintendoAmerica: filing a Patent on Creature Summoning for fighting other creatures or similar?
Normally, I don't get involved in politics, as a lot of you may know. But I am at least aware of a few to some that pop up in headlines.
But, yeah, real talk, @NintendoAmerica: filing a Patent on Creature Summoning for fighting other creatures or similar?
a cartoon network advertisement shows a pokemon ball
ALT: a cartoon network advertisement shows a pokemon ball
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September 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hey, everyone ⚡️💙⚡️
Normally, I don't get involved in politics, as a lot of you may know. But I am at least aware of a few to some that pop up in headlines.
But, yeah, real talk, @NintendoAmerica: filing a Patent on Creature Summoning for fighting other creatures or similar?
Normally, I don't get involved in politics, as a lot of you may know. But I am at least aware of a few to some that pop up in headlines.
But, yeah, real talk, @NintendoAmerica: filing a Patent on Creature Summoning for fighting other creatures or similar?
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I don't know anything
September 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I don't know anything
Finished second half of my special boys and I'm so thrilled with it
September 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Finished second half of my special boys and I'm so thrilled with it
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It's a wonderful day to slack at work
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It's a wonderful day to slack at work
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Plotting, scheming, etc
August 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Plotting, scheming, etc
Its migrane time, time once again for migranes. I slept 12 hours last night. World is a fuck.
August 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Its migrane time, time once again for migranes. I slept 12 hours last night. World is a fuck.
Things can be bad sometimes but I just know when I get my thigh tattoo on Tuesday, everything is gonna be alright
August 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Things can be bad sometimes but I just know when I get my thigh tattoo on Tuesday, everything is gonna be alright
I can't tell when I have a good thing in front of me, but still somehow look back on the good thing after losing it thinking "I had it so good when X good thing was still in my life" like I get to long for cake when I have it AND eat it too. Won't pretend like any of this makes sense.
August 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I can't tell when I have a good thing in front of me, but still somehow look back on the good thing after losing it thinking "I had it so good when X good thing was still in my life" like I get to long for cake when I have it AND eat it too. Won't pretend like any of this makes sense.
Two different customers this week said I should be voicing radio instead of doing insurance claims. If I get the third this week, is that my sign to start changing careers?
July 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Two different customers this week said I should be voicing radio instead of doing insurance claims. If I get the third this week, is that my sign to start changing careers?
Strep throat doing reruns on me, I just wanna nap and stop talking to customers
July 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Strep throat doing reruns on me, I just wanna nap and stop talking to customers
Never been adventurous on dating apps, but now that I am, this girl is canceling our dick appointment because she broke our in herp. Think im about to give up and become a hermit, maybe a eunuch too.
July 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Never been adventurous on dating apps, but now that I am, this girl is canceling our dick appointment because she broke our in herp. Think im about to give up and become a hermit, maybe a eunuch too.
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sorry i didn’t reply to your message i saw you texted and half-knew what it was probably about but didn’t have all the details to respond yet and if I open it I’ll forget i opened it so i can’t open it yet
please know that it is causing me: intense psychic agony
please know that it is causing me: intense psychic agony
July 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
sorry i didn’t reply to your message i saw you texted and half-knew what it was probably about but didn’t have all the details to respond yet and if I open it I’ll forget i opened it so i can’t open it yet
please know that it is causing me: intense psychic agony
please know that it is causing me: intense psychic agony