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central new jersey exists and i know because i was born there. librarian, but with food instead of books. knick knack store enthusiast. BLM/ACAB. he/him.
fennel making a late push for vegetable of the year
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
fennel making a late push for vegetable of the year
met a guy from the solid waste department and hit him with "that's one of my favorite kinds of waste". he ate it up. free game for all the municipal employees out there.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
met a guy from the solid waste department and hit him with "that's one of my favorite kinds of waste". he ate it up. free game for all the municipal employees out there.
we are, at minimum, two years away from video of gabriel agbonlahor chugging a piping hot troegenator hitting the timeline
I think I'm a Villa guy because they have the powder blue and maroon. That's it
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
we are, at minimum, two years away from video of gabriel agbonlahor chugging a piping hot troegenator hitting the timeline
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
the answer is obviously "dilemma", but there's only one nelly song that lets you know whether or not he's back up at the super bowl with julius peppers. and for that we celebrate "heart of a champion".
An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the answer is obviously "dilemma", but there's only one nelly song that lets you know whether or not he's back up at the super bowl with julius peppers. and for that we celebrate "heart of a champion".
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
modelo should sell apple juice
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
modelo should sell apple juice
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
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When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit
when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy
when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy
The Times parsed the vote using similar categories and again found that the single most determinative factor economic-like factor in the election was "commute by transit" vs "commute by car." It edged out renters vs. homeowners. There's still outstanding data but I expect these trends will hold.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit
when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy
when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy
at LSU it's not a buyout it's a jambalayout
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
at LSU it's not a buyout it's a jambalayout
ambrosia "how much i feel" needle drop in the chair company is targeted content and brother i am the target
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
ambrosia "how much i feel" needle drop in the chair company is targeted content and brother i am the target
standing up and saluting
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
standing up and saluting
women love the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
women love the vehicle
i have called a lot of athletes my beautiful infant son before but nobody and i mean nobody is my beautiful infant son in the way seth jarvis is my beautiful infant son
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i have called a lot of athletes my beautiful infant son before but nobody and i mean nobody is my beautiful infant son in the way seth jarvis is my beautiful infant son
if donny hathaway covers your song that's not your song anymore. that's donny hathaway's song now.
Remembering Donny Hathaway on what have been his 80th birthday.
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
if donny hathaway covers your song that's not your song anymore. that's donny hathaway's song now.
proud to work for a public library that purchased this book on my behalf, and i can’t wait to see it circulate now that i’ve finished it. charming, affecting, honest-to-god funny, and easily the best depiction of group chats i’ve seen in a work of fiction. bravo @dirtbagqueer.rocks
September 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
proud to work for a public library that purchased this book on my behalf, and i can’t wait to see it circulate now that i’ve finished it. charming, affecting, honest-to-god funny, and easily the best depiction of group chats i’ve seen in a work of fiction. bravo @dirtbagqueer.rocks
here are four extremely normal and reasonable texts i’ve sent about tottenham hotspur football club this week
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
here are four extremely normal and reasonable texts i’ve sent about tottenham hotspur football club this week
Hello Bluesky. I'm a librarian who researches regional American heirloom apple varieties. I also enjoy a bit of college football from time to time.
In honor of Week Zero of the college football season, I present: The 2025 All-Heirloom Team.
In honor of Week Zero of the college football season, I present: The 2025 All-Heirloom Team.
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hello Bluesky. I'm a librarian who researches regional American heirloom apple varieties. I also enjoy a bit of college football from time to time.
In honor of Week Zero of the college football season, I present: The 2025 All-Heirloom Team.
In honor of Week Zero of the college football season, I present: The 2025 All-Heirloom Team.
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This is a good visualization of when people say that AI saves them time.
August 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is a good visualization of when people say that AI saves them time.
thanks to Tuna Melts for sponsoring this afternoon's posts. Tuna Melts: The Official Lunch of Little Freaks Everywhere.
August 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
thanks to Tuna Melts for sponsoring this afternoon's posts. Tuna Melts: The Official Lunch of Little Freaks Everywhere.
hitting fig consumption levels unseen by anyone since emperors of yore
August 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
hitting fig consumption levels unseen by anyone since emperors of yore
paul wall terhauser
July 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
paul wall terhauser
just remembered seahorses. that shit is crazy
July 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
just remembered seahorses. that shit is crazy
when e-40 farts @joshgondelman.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
when e-40 farts @joshgondelman.bsky.social