VZed, Polymathic Time Waster
@vzed.bsky.social
Former musician, down on his luck sound tech, making Youtube video essay stuff probably forever now. Terminally distracted and way back into Magic: The Gathering... it's a problem.
Videos here: https://www.youtube.com/c/VZedshows
Videos here: https://www.youtube.com/c/VZedshows
I keep working on every vid script except the one I SHOULD be writing right now. Is this a good problem to have?
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I keep working on every vid script except the one I SHOULD be writing right now. Is this a good problem to have?
I've been thinking about streaming again lately and kinda looking out for a game to get started with... I have determined though that that game will NOT be Expedition 33. The timed dodges and such have me cursing out my screens more than any Souls game ever did.
I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST QTE'S!!!!
I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST QTE'S!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I've been thinking about streaming again lately and kinda looking out for a game to get started with... I have determined though that that game will NOT be Expedition 33. The timed dodges and such have me cursing out my screens more than any Souls game ever did.
I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST QTE'S!!!!
I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST QTE'S!!!!
Full Gear was such a solid show. For as much as it lost me at points, that last run of matches was unbelievably strong.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Full Gear was such a solid show. For as much as it lost me at points, that last run of matches was unbelievably strong.
Stat vs. Mone making an appearance on my favourite matches list two years in a row.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Stat vs. Mone making an appearance on my favourite matches list two years in a row.
Guy at Full Gear in the Hamilton Bulldogs jersey is maybe the biggest surprise of the night so far.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Guy at Full Gear in the Hamilton Bulldogs jersey is maybe the biggest surprise of the night so far.
Casino Gauntlet matches are just a delivery method for shocking returns and earth shaking arrivals. Hit me with something shocking, Tony!
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Casino Gauntlet matches are just a delivery method for shocking returns and earth shaking arrivals. Hit me with something shocking, Tony!
Alright, I have now unlocked all of the Castlevania 64 characters in Vampire Survivors. I am now at peace.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Alright, I have now unlocked all of the Castlevania 64 characters in Vampire Survivors. I am now at peace.
I'm all for talking heads but Dalton Castle is IN THE RING CURRENTLY!!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm all for talking heads but Dalton Castle is IN THE RING CURRENTLY!!!
There's an alternate history where Guy Montgomery was on Letterboxd for every season of TWIoAT.
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
There's an alternate history where Guy Montgomery was on Letterboxd for every season of TWIoAT.
I am now dedicating time to Expedition 33 (promises were made) and I'm really enjoying it, even if I really suck at parrying and dodging (whole lotta zeros at the end every battle). Great game so far (even if I am flabbergasted that games continue to have controller glyphs locked to Xbox)
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I am now dedicating time to Expedition 33 (promises were made) and I'm really enjoying it, even if I really suck at parrying and dodging (whole lotta zeros at the end every battle). Great game so far (even if I am flabbergasted that games continue to have controller glyphs locked to Xbox)
Boy, one weird sounding car driving past my building is all it takes to absolutely shut down a night of sleep for me these days, eh?
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Boy, one weird sounding car driving past my building is all it takes to absolutely shut down a night of sleep for me these days, eh?
Fairly certain that since Ode to Castlevania, Vampire Survivors has the best collection of VGM tracks out there these days.
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fairly certain that since Ode to Castlevania, Vampire Survivors has the best collection of VGM tracks out there these days.
At this point I'm stumping for in-universe sets, so Lorwyn and Strixhaven for sure. UB can work for me, but of these Star Trek is the only one I'm interested in.
That said... I have a persistent dread that Reality Fracture is going to be a UB mash-up set. Just a full on Ready Player One in M:tG.
That said... I have a persistent dread that Reality Fracture is going to be a UB mash-up set. Just a full on Ready Player One in M:tG.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
At this point I'm stumping for in-universe sets, so Lorwyn and Strixhaven for sure. UB can work for me, but of these Star Trek is the only one I'm interested in.
That said... I have a persistent dread that Reality Fracture is going to be a UB mash-up set. Just a full on Ready Player One in M:tG.
That said... I have a persistent dread that Reality Fracture is going to be a UB mash-up set. Just a full on Ready Player One in M:tG.
oh boy. Tickets for Ne Obliviscaris obtained. The last thing I'm spending money on before going into full on hibernation for winter.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
oh boy. Tickets for Ne Obliviscaris obtained. The last thing I'm spending money on before going into full on hibernation for winter.
Painting my nails while watching the new special from one of my favourite stand-ups, or as I call it: livin' on the edge!
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Painting my nails while watching the new special from one of my favourite stand-ups, or as I call it: livin' on the edge!
Picked a bad week to start working out again, or picked a bad week to have basically no food in the house.
Either or, really.
Either or, really.
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Picked a bad week to start working out again, or picked a bad week to have basically no food in the house.
Either or, really.
Either or, really.
I'm currently at the "Big bad guywaiting patiently at the end dungeon for me to finish fartin' around doing sidequests" stage of Quartet, and oh boy, this game is a strong contender for my game of the year. store.steampowered.com/app/1307960/...
Quartet on Steam
A series of unlikely train robberies. A mysterious deck of cards. A fleet of deadly airships. An accidental mage. Choose from four stories, in any order, and discover how they intertwine in this turn-...
store.steampowered.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm currently at the "Big bad guywaiting patiently at the end dungeon for me to finish fartin' around doing sidequests" stage of Quartet, and oh boy, this game is a strong contender for my game of the year. store.steampowered.com/app/1307960/...
Gotten like 4 letters from the previous residents of my place from... of all people, their Realtor...
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gotten like 4 letters from the previous residents of my place from... of all people, their Realtor...
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I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense
Watching late, just finished the Women's Blood and Guts match, and oh... this is gonna be a strong show, eh?
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Watching late, just finished the Women's Blood and Guts match, and oh... this is gonna be a strong show, eh?
God, Twitch does NOT make it easy to update tax forms. Almost makes me want to stream again just to spite them... somehow.
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
God, Twitch does NOT make it easy to update tax forms. Almost makes me want to stream again just to spite them... somehow.
I know I'm years late to the party but... damn... The Expanse is a heck of a televisual entertainment progrum.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I know I'm years late to the party but... damn... The Expanse is a heck of a televisual entertainment progrum.
Oh no! I'm currently fixating on how weird the word "globe" sounds.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh no! I'm currently fixating on how weird the word "globe" sounds.
What I Did on my Summer Vacation 2025
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November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
oh shit, I have a new video coming out tomorrow...
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
oh shit, I have a new video coming out tomorrow...