Dr. Vytautas Malesh
@vytau.bsky.social
Writer, professor, dungeon master, PROFESSIONAL bass player* (and guitar but lol not that good**), displaced Detroiter, pizza lover, D&D, DCTID, Turbo Team***
*I got fifty bucks one time
** Nobody has paid me for this
*** Auxiliary, strictly volunteer
*I got fifty bucks one time
** Nobody has paid me for this
*** Auxiliary, strictly volunteer
I might have a bit of a potty mouth.
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fuck" (52×)
2. "fucking" (51×)
3. "shit" (46×)
4. "trump" (37×)
5. "show" (26×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fuck" (52×)
2. "fucking" (51×)
3. "shit" (46×)
4. "trump" (37×)
5. "show" (26×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I might have a bit of a potty mouth.
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fuck" (52×)
2. "fucking" (51×)
3. "shit" (46×)
4. "trump" (37×)
5. "show" (26×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fuck" (52×)
2. "fucking" (51×)
3. "shit" (46×)
4. "trump" (37×)
5. "show" (26×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Composite of examples of the "Mar-A-Lago" look
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Composite of examples of the "Mar-A-Lago" look
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Kids today will never understand how impossibly horribly awkwardly shoehorned product placement was in the early 2000s...but I am putting in the man-hours to document it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Kids today will never understand how impossibly horribly awkwardly shoehorned product placement was in the early 2000s...but I am putting in the man-hours to document it.
I posted this to my gaming group for tommorrow and everyone clapped and shook my hand and called me sir and said with tears in their eyes that I was confusing at least two different political memes.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I posted this to my gaming group for tommorrow and everyone clapped and shook my hand and called me sir and said with tears in their eyes that I was confusing at least two different political memes.
13 years of rocking the Playoff Sleeves - LFG! DCTID!
Thanks to @ngsdetroit.bsky.social for the fly duds - a quality shirt that still holds up*.
@detcityfc.com - I will sing for you!
*if it's such a good shirt, why no sleeves, you ask? Tore 'em off - they were rubbing that tattoo raw. Raw-er.
Thanks to @ngsdetroit.bsky.social for the fly duds - a quality shirt that still holds up*.
@detcityfc.com - I will sing for you!
*if it's such a good shirt, why no sleeves, you ask? Tore 'em off - they were rubbing that tattoo raw. Raw-er.
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
13 years of rocking the Playoff Sleeves - LFG! DCTID!
Thanks to @ngsdetroit.bsky.social for the fly duds - a quality shirt that still holds up*.
@detcityfc.com - I will sing for you!
*if it's such a good shirt, why no sleeves, you ask? Tore 'em off - they were rubbing that tattoo raw. Raw-er.
Thanks to @ngsdetroit.bsky.social for the fly duds - a quality shirt that still holds up*.
@detcityfc.com - I will sing for you!
*if it's such a good shirt, why no sleeves, you ask? Tore 'em off - they were rubbing that tattoo raw. Raw-er.
Oh man, is Sabor De Soledad on that list?!?
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Oh man, is Sabor De Soledad on that list?!?
No make, only buy
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No make, only buy
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Literally got this crackpot campaign text today. Florida Man alive, well, and running for office (very professional to use insta for your campaign website, bestie! Also really great grammar!)
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Literally got this crackpot campaign text today. Florida Man alive, well, and running for office (very professional to use insta for your campaign website, bestie! Also really great grammar!)
Hey....HEY! Looking for #Halloween plans? Come see my band play in #Ferndale.
Blah blah blah kids and trick-or-treating. Kids suck.Just put 'em in a dog crate for a few hours while you drink beer and rock out to acoustic Misfits and Samhain covers like your parents did.
#FreeShow
Blah blah blah kids and trick-or-treating. Kids suck.Just put 'em in a dog crate for a few hours while you drink beer and rock out to acoustic Misfits and Samhain covers like your parents did.
#FreeShow
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hey....HEY! Looking for #Halloween plans? Come see my band play in #Ferndale.
Blah blah blah kids and trick-or-treating. Kids suck.Just put 'em in a dog crate for a few hours while you drink beer and rock out to acoustic Misfits and Samhain covers like your parents did.
#FreeShow
Blah blah blah kids and trick-or-treating. Kids suck.Just put 'em in a dog crate for a few hours while you drink beer and rock out to acoustic Misfits and Samhain covers like your parents did.
#FreeShow
Live in Ferndale, MI on Halloween at the New Way Bar - The Relaxed Fiits (Misfits & Samhain tribute)
October 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Live in Ferndale, MI on Halloween at the New Way Bar - The Relaxed Fiits (Misfits & Samhain tribute)
Aren't you hungry? You've barely touched your
October 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Aren't you hungry? You've barely touched your
We know - why do you think we're protesting?
September 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We know - why do you think we're protesting?
I'm from Detroit and I bake my own bread.
This is my sour doe.
This is my sour doe.
September 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm from Detroit and I bake my own bread.
This is my sour doe.
This is my sour doe.
Hey - Hey you! Did you know / do you remember that my band is playing a show at the New Way Bar in Ferndale on Halloween? I know I have, like, three followers on here, but damn it: I'm reminding all three of you to come out and have a good time! #Misfits #samhain #Detroitmusic
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hey - Hey you! Did you know / do you remember that my band is playing a show at the New Way Bar in Ferndale on Halloween? I know I have, like, three followers on here, but damn it: I'm reminding all three of you to come out and have a good time! #Misfits #samhain #Detroitmusic
Gotta brag: got my Kickstarter copy on Monday :-)
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gotta brag: got my Kickstarter copy on Monday :-)
Tbis is a great start to any workday...
September 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Tbis is a great start to any workday...
A nearly lifelong Michigan resident, I was overdue my first trip to Bronner's, which I remedied on a trip back this weekend.
I didn't know they celebrated holidays in the Backrooms.
I didn't know they celebrated holidays in the Backrooms.
September 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
A nearly lifelong Michigan resident, I was overdue my first trip to Bronner's, which I remedied on a trip back this weekend.
I didn't know they celebrated holidays in the Backrooms.
I didn't know they celebrated holidays in the Backrooms.
Post a movie younlike with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Post a movie younlike with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
American Airlines bas an uwu fucky-boingo 404 page and I annot stress enough how much I hate this shit.
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
American Airlines bas an uwu fucky-boingo 404 page and I annot stress enough how much I hate this shit.
Found this jacket at a thrift shop today. It is, I do not exaggerate here, *exactly* my size. Like, it is Junji Ito levels of made for me. I bought it. 25 bucks. This is the hole I crawled into. I am now a cool jacket guy. You may ask questions if you feel the need.
September 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Found this jacket at a thrift shop today. It is, I do not exaggerate here, *exactly* my size. Like, it is Junji Ito levels of made for me. I bought it. 25 bucks. This is the hole I crawled into. I am now a cool jacket guy. You may ask questions if you feel the need.
Whoever matched this pic to this headline is, as the kids say, a real one. "All is well. All is well! Remain calm! REMAIN CALM!!!"
*high pitched screaming sounds as the machine smashes itself to pieces*
*high pitched screaming sounds as the machine smashes itself to pieces*
September 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Whoever matched this pic to this headline is, as the kids say, a real one. "All is well. All is well! Remain calm! REMAIN CALM!!!"
*high pitched screaming sounds as the machine smashes itself to pieces*
*high pitched screaming sounds as the machine smashes itself to pieces*