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VynTheShark
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28 | Bumble Shark Tarot
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Might as well make a new post introducing myself

Hi, my name is Vyn, I'm a secular cartomancer (think tarot and other related stuff) from the Midwest. I also enjoy video games, photography, playing guitar, and my wife. If you follow me, I will maybe make your feed a little extra weird.

Also ACAB
I have two new years resolutions

1). To seriously work on my writing
2). Log the fuck off of social media

At midnight I'll be uninstalling everything aside from Facebook Messenger and Discord. Have a wonderful new year, everyone
January 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My New Year's resolution is to finally get my head out of my ass about my writing and hopefully self-publish by the end of 2025.

Here's hoping
December 31, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Nevermind, at the end of the trailer, a teenager said "Oh snap, Pop's Throwing Shade"

This show was written 15 years ago
Got an ad for a new sitcom featuring Kat Dennings (Thor, Two Broke Girls) and Sean William Scott (Dude Where's My Car, Evolution) and it looks pretty alright aside from one of the main characters being Tim Allen (Home Improvement, Being A Fucking Idiot)
December 31, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Got an ad for a new sitcom featuring Kat Dennings (Thor, Two Broke Girls) and Sean William Scott (Dude Where's My Car, Evolution) and it looks pretty alright aside from one of the main characters being Tim Allen (Home Improvement, Being A Fucking Idiot)
December 31, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Remember that you can't spell "basement" without "semen"
December 30, 2024 at 11:02 AM
I made this like 2 years ago. Enjoy. Tentacles are fun
December 30, 2024 at 6:38 AM
I want to play Fallout 2 again so bad
December 28, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Paint (2023) with Owen Wilson is definitely one of the movies of all time

3/10
December 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I have the stomach flu and comfort watching the Simpsons 🧵

In Season 3, Episode 12 of The Simpsons, just before Marge gives birth to Bart, Homer says that as long as he has all 8 fingers and all 8 toes that everything will be alright.

This means having 16 digits is commonplace

What a world.
December 25, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Literally one of my favorite artists in the world
a typical evening

#art
December 25, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I gotta get good at drawing one thing and just go ham with it
December 22, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Drew this goopy dude. He's ugly and I hate him
December 22, 2024 at 7:44 AM
It just dawned on me that I could just draw a little weirdo and have fun with it. I'm gonna draw a little weirdo
December 22, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Gears

What makes you tick
When the clock in your heart moves
The gentle whirs
From gears with love in their grooves
December 21, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Reposted by VynTheShark
goals

#art
December 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I need more people to follow and more mutuals to be friends with. Drop some follow recommendations and tell your friends about how cool I am
December 10, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Reposted by VynTheShark
>buying a sandwich
>ask the jersey mikes if their sandwich is crispy or wet
> Cashier doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is crispy and what is wet
>she laughs and says “it’s a good sandwich sir”
>buy a sandwich
>its wet
December 8, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Stop fucking doing these.
Sure it sounds fun at first but 90% of these are just started by people who are phishing personal information from people. Especially Piercings, tattoos, height, etc.
December 8, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Oh, that's someone getting shot and killed on my timeline despite using maximum moderation settings.
I'm just as happy as the next person that a billionaire died, but if you don't at least throw a content warning on that stuff, I hope you shit yourself in public and all the bathroom doors are locked
December 5, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Just seen someone say, "[Rest in Power] is an unnecessary change to an already meaningful statement" in yet another "Well acktually the word 'unalived' is bad" post and I can see we're already careening back into Twitter stupidity.
December 1, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Recently bought an electronics repair kit, and that's cool because being able to maintain my own consoles and equipment is amazing, but now I just have to fight off the urge to take all of my most expensive stuff apart. Curse you, Torx Security Bit Size 8
November 29, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Might as well make a new post introducing myself

Hi, my name is Vyn, I'm a secular cartomancer (think tarot and other related stuff) from the Midwest. I also enjoy video games, photography, playing guitar, and my wife. If you follow me, I will maybe make your feed a little extra weird.

Also ACAB
November 8, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Not to be "get off my lawn" about this app but all these posts about the death of Twitter and a great migration over here are really funny since me, and a lot of people have been here for well over a year now because of the exact same circumstances

Welcome, new friends! Dinner is cold.
November 8, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Seems like there's a lot more people on this app now, so I guess I'll be more active maybe who knows
November 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Time for my seasonal post.

Been doing free Tarot readings at the park. It's always so wholesome when people get hype about their first reading
June 15, 2024 at 1:08 AM