Jacob Evans
@vumpire.bsky.social
Borned on a mountaintop in Tennessee. Hair black as coal, lips red as the rose. Cheerful in all weathers. Fast n bulbous.
Diggin thru the archives
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Diggin thru the archives
This is the kind of stuff I'm into
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is the kind of stuff I'm into
Did Cindy Crawford's son misunderstand a face tattoo, or *get* a misunderstood face tattoo? Also: very egotistical of Chrissie Hynde to name her daughter "Chrissie Hynde's Daughter"
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Did Cindy Crawford's son misunderstand a face tattoo, or *get* a misunderstood face tattoo? Also: very egotistical of Chrissie Hynde to name her daughter "Chrissie Hynde's Daughter"
Love this picture of JJ Cale with Leon Russell looking like a vaguely threatening muppet
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Love this picture of JJ Cale with Leon Russell looking like a vaguely threatening muppet
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a...juicy and delicious roasted chicken???'
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a...juicy and delicious roasted chicken???'
Night Falls on Taco Bell
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Night Falls on Taco Bell
I do believe this, but not how you might think
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I do believe this, but not how you might think
Celebrity sighting at circle k
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Celebrity sighting at circle k
Had some business with a locksmith earlier, a member of an ancient and honorable guild
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Had some business with a locksmith earlier, a member of an ancient and honorable guild
Once again it looks just like this outside
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Once again it looks just like this outside
Ceci n'est pas une handyman
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ceci n'est pas une handyman
New character I'm work shopping: Fat Serpico
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
New character I'm work shopping: Fat Serpico
Bit of a butterface tbh
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Bit of a butterface tbh
At 8 o'clock this morning, without my asking, a guy wearing this shirt, with a pistol in a shoulder holster, told me about how he was being sued by his mother for ownership of a truck she bought him, and that he was trying to get her rabbi to talk some sense into her. "Wish me luck," he said.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
At 8 o'clock this morning, without my asking, a guy wearing this shirt, with a pistol in a shoulder holster, told me about how he was being sued by his mother for ownership of a truck she bought him, and that he was trying to get her rabbi to talk some sense into her. "Wish me luck," he said.
Poem on his birthday
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Poem on his birthday
The ladies can't get enough of my
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The ladies can't get enough of my
Strap yourself in and feel the Gs
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Strap yourself in and feel the Gs
"Coral was forced to perform to eat." Yeah that about sums it up.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Coral was forced to perform to eat." Yeah that about sums it up.
In honor of Dick Cheney's passing, I'm sharing some deep and cutting political art I made circa 2005. Really hits hard in retrospect:
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
In honor of Dick Cheney's passing, I'm sharing some deep and cutting political art I made circa 2005. Really hits hard in retrospect:
Guy at Goodwill buying a bible and a couple hammers. Seems ominous.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guy at Goodwill buying a bible and a couple hammers. Seems ominous.
Ivan, Louisiana, 2007/08
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ivan, Louisiana, 2007/08