Ah, return of the Christmas Cats!Uh-oh...

I almost typed "frantically chugs a gallon of you", hahah! That woulda' been so awkward.

HAPP BIRF, WEASEL BROTHER SOMETIMES! (Cousins? I'm not sure how this works but that's OK).

*takes a bow* Thank you! Thank you! I enjoy dabbling in the absurd from time to time. I'll be blunt, this past week has mentally fucking wrecked me, turning my mood into something of a shitty stair-stepped sine wave that's constantly changing speed. Haven't had a chance to reboot yet.

Haaah! That WOULD be funny! But nah I don't breed them. Instead, they're grown in pods roughly the size and shape of an eggplant, but with a skin texture similar to human skin with mild to severe psoriasis. The odor is horrendous. Thank God for the extractor hood.

My control pod specimens are usually harmless once the teeth dissolve, but the head develops a flagellum at the neck that can whip and sting a bit when exposed to lower frequencies. They're usually docile as long as you continue to scream at them. Me, I enjoy a nice infrasound whipping and bourbon.

I love that my brain is hearing this pitch-perfect rn. Thanks!
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¡Buenos tardes, Peso! 👋

Baby.zip? "Through-hole slaughtering"? Was working on a joke about airlines and piss but nothing's landing. I'm off today. Sorry. :(

WHOAH! That's incredible! I especially love the stylized purple hair accents. This is so siiiiick! 8D

Ma'am, you're IT too! Imbecilic Twat!

Excuse me while I die face-down in a moccasin-infested bog.

Don't touch my stuff.

Thank you! 🤞

Thanks! God I'm so tired.

...At least until committed to memory.

Oh God, I remember being stuck at a roller rink for hours, parents dropped me off with my much older sister and her friends. No money, just watched the demo loop, WISHING I could play. MAMEd it later, but I'll never forgive the sadness half a roll of quarters would have prevented. 🤣😂😩😫💀

Plumb near took my head off mmm. Critical hit.

I've gotta give that another watch. Masterpiece.

I like them french fried p'taters mmhmm