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Twins DNI (sorry I just have trust issues)
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Occasionally I'll misspell a word. And then my hands start moving and. I can see what they're doing but, cannot stop them. I know I should probably speak, with my doctor, about this but. Often times I just... look away.
BSky will not let me describe, this picture.
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Outstanding move
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Had the displeasure of meeting what had to be the dumbest fucking hiring manager in my life today, who insisted that "IT" was computer software stuff that was unrelated to the hardware side of IT. That server rack? Nothing to do with IT. Now resetting PWs and AD, stuff that's IT.
no
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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...At least until committed to memory.
A bracelet of pony beads in the T568-B wiring order of white/orange, orange, white/green, blue, white/blue, green, white/brown, and brown, from left to right. The bottom side of a bracelet of clear pony beads except for two letter Bs, indicating that the colored beads on the other side follow T568-B wiring order.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Have an interview in 9 hours and I'm doing arts and crafts in bed by headlamp. I... I don't know man.
#whatismylife
Thousands of multi-colored pony beds in plastic containers lying on a bed, lit up by a headlamp.
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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God, look at that nasty lawn too. It's like they attempted zeroscaping and just gave up. (Don't worry, I blacked out the house and street names like a good boy).
A dash cam shot of extremely overcast skies, out in the middle of nowhere TX. There's a gross-looking lawn on the right that would make Hank Hill very upset I tell you hwhut.
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Dash cam caught this while we were driving out to Kerrville yesterday.
The "Backing Up the Car meme", showing a black man driving, who seems to spot something in the distance. Panel 2 is a snippet from my car's cash cam of a banner nailed to someone's fence that reads "This Is ULTRA MAGA Country". The next two panels are of the man throwing the car into reverse and looking for traffic behind him.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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A cinematic masterpiece from Bob's Burgers season 5 episode 4, "Dawn of the Peck".
#BobsBurgers #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Been playin' with ideas for the dorkest-assest tat idea.
Various shapes in the order of white/orange, orange, white/green, blue, white/blue, green, white/brown, and brown, from left to right.
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Soup is phantasmal! :D
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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8)
A giant space Jesus looking down at the Earth with a smile on his face, and the caption "Oh hell yeah these are the sins I died for".
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Love when my notifications get perfectly truncated.
Phone notifications reading "Javier [redacted] posted When you're hung..." Followed by "Walking Backwards: Should..."
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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So apparently there's a cross in the attic I don't recall seeing before. Not attached to anything, just being a loosey-goosey attic cross. Oh, @tacorat.com , it's above your office. Not to make you paranoid or anything, just sayin'.
A photo of an attic with two boards attached to each other, appearing to be some kind of cross. I don't know what it's doing there. Just being a cross I suppose.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Racing penny-farthing trash panda stickers courtesy of @thornwolf.com ! One's goin' on the car, not sure about the second yet.

Go hit her up, she's pro!
Two stickers featuring raccoons riding penny-farthings because absolutely. Received from professional illustrator and all-around kind person Nicole "Thornwolf" Dornsife. (www.thornwolf.com)
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Yap. Nope. That's enough for now. Attic isn't fatty-friendly anymore since they moved the giga-AC up there. Used to be able to move around like a monkey, now I twist and shamble and moan like the huddle from INSIDE. Things are staged, pero, como se dice... far from fuckin' done. x_x
A shot of some ethernet cabling coiled up in a cramped attic space, ready to be run. Picture of a cramped attic that my gelatenous ass needs to somehow squeeze through like Gak. Everything is in the way. EVERYTHING. Also, take care not to fall through the ceiling.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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(I'll explain the purpose if anyone cares but we all know...)
The character Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force floating in space, with the captions "It don't matter... Non 'a this matters..."
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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**BEHOLD! MY LATEST INVENTION!** I call it... the ***Sticks n' Shit n' Cat8 40,000!***
🧵
Sic lengths of Cat8 networking cable coiled around 6 dowel rods. The units are split into two pieces, the dowel rods each screwed into a slat of wood. The bottom-right run of cabling is not neat and uniform, but untidy and all over the place.
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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It's working for me in both FireFox and Edge on desktop, and on mobile as well. Weird thing is, the first time I clicked the gear, I swear I didn't see the option there. Googled it to see if anyone else was having issues, went back to the browser and it was there again. I was probably blind.
A screenshot from one of William Osman's youtube videos where he makes a layered, laser-cut ham and cheese sandwich shaped like Vin Diesel.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Technical drawing is my passion.
A sloppy whiteboard technical drawing of dowel rods screwed into a piece of wood that's screwed into another (not drawn) piece of wood. There is some cabling coiled around one of the dowel rods. One end of the cabling drops down to the word "switch", while the other end is being pulled a long distance by a stick figure in a cowboy hat. There's also a tiny plastic baby magnetically stuck to the whiteboard with the word "Bebeh" and an arrow pointing at it. It serves no purpose and is not related to the previously mentioned technical drawing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Blood work came back. TWO high liver enzymes now, and blood sugar is on the higher end. I rarely ever eat or drink actual sugar. I know what it is tho, and I'm sad. Life's simple pleasures. These fuckin' shawarma points better start givin' back or I'm pivoting to a life of crime.
A very, very sad black child with tears welling up in his eyes. The text reads "No beer? No carbs?"
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Home Depot, I'm disappointed in you. You've got a reputation to uphold! Halloween is this Friday, you've got Christmas shit everywhere and nary a gigantic skeleton to be found. Tsk tsk tsk.
A picture of the inside of Home Depot on the week of Halloween, Christmas trees everywhere and no giant skeletons to be found. Sadfats.
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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A dog side-eying the view, house on fire in background, text reads "when you're a good boy. Most of the time".
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Hey yo waddup it's ya boy!
The Primal Aspid from Hollow Knight.
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I suggest you marinate on this one, Mr. Miyamoto.
A picture of two games side-by-side, Defender for the Atari 2600 and Driver: San Francisco, which Ubisoft says we're legally required to destroy any physical copies of, with a hammer looming above.
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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A plush of Captain Picard placed next to a 5-pack of LED lights that only shows 4 on the packaging.
October 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM