onyx 🌷
@voluntarydetour.bsky.social
new jersey’s favorite furby
I was trying to get both to come but ones being stubborn and the other is busy chewing on their paws
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I was trying to get both to come but ones being stubborn and the other is busy chewing on their paws
Reposted by onyx 🌷
You can always tell who has never been punched in the face
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You can always tell who has never been punched in the face
Yeah it’s pretty bad
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yeah it’s pretty bad
Model planes hanging from the ceiling while I was waiting to be disappointed was the only plus
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Model planes hanging from the ceiling while I was waiting to be disappointed was the only plus
Oh wouldn’t you like to know
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh wouldn’t you like to know
I got a guy who shows up to my job in like a 99 Opel Tigra and it’s like, of all things to import . . .
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I got a guy who shows up to my job in like a 99 Opel Tigra and it’s like, of all things to import . . .
I don’t believe so
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I don’t believe so
That’s insane why are you here
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
That’s insane why are you here
My pants are too big for you sorry babes
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My pants are too big for you sorry babes
Did you see the one on Mary
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Did you see the one on Mary