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@voluntarydetour.bsky.social
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new jersey’s favorite furby
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There’s so many things happening in Jersey this weekend that I want to go to but I have my priorities straight for once and am going to Nevada to see Straylight Run instead
Happy birthday from someone temporarily named Mike
The FAA won’t let me become a helicopter pilot because of my mental health history BUT those other two are very, very tempting
You’re prettier than the ice cream cone tho
Random ideas I’ve had while working on a project at the local brewery:
- become a helicopter pilot
- live on a houseboat
- open an all you can eat taco restaurant
I have never seen so many people struggle taking boats out of the water
Is it not just someone from Old Town Pub buying it?
I wasn’t a fox house fan tbh but the backyard was sweet
I’m on vacation in Vermont and all I can do is lay around and be depressed about stuff, fucking love everything
These particular chest pains are probably an issue
The mystery O person is supportive in all facets
this tickles me
Everyone sees my airport posts and asks me where I’m headed but nobody thinks β€œyour moms house” is a funny answer damn comedy really is illegal now
Little column a, little column b
Nobody answered so I ate it but @setulose.bsky.social can have the crumbs
I have an extra cookie who wants it
I might need to move further
My favorite so far has been the β€œif you were a dog i would let you in the house if it was raining really hard or something”
i like to randomly message onyx and let him know the status of our friendship, which is usually along the lines of "youre like if i saw a duck on the other side of the street"
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Inside of you are two tacos.
That’s the prettiest ice cream cone I’ve ever seen