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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 5d

Seeing the other emos board my flight to Vegas like

a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words i know what you are written above them

ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words i know what you are written above them

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 6d

There’s so many things happening in Jersey this weekend that I want to go to but I have my priorities straight for once and am going to Nevada to see Straylight Run instead

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 6d

Happy birthday from someone temporarily named Mike

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 10d

The FAA won’t let me become a helicopter pilot because of my mental health history BUT those other two are very, very tempting

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 10d

You’re prettier than the ice cream cone tho

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 10d

Oh that’s me

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 10d

Random ideas I’ve had while working on a project at the local brewery:
- become a helicopter pilot
- live on a houseboat
- open an all you can eat taco restaurant

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 11d

I get it

onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 11d

I have never seen so many people struggle taking boats out of the water

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 19d

Is it not just someone from Old Town Pub buying it?

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 19d

I wasn’t a fox house fan tbh but the backyard was sweet

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 23d

I’m on vacation in Vermont and all I can do is lay around and be depressed about stuff, fucking love everything

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · 29d

These particular chest pains are probably an issue

onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 22

The mystery O person is supportive in all facets

what @2001toyotacorolla.bsky.social · Sep 21

this tickles me

onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 18

Whoa, take it easy

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 18

Everyone sees my airport posts and asks me where I’m headed but nobody thinks “your moms house” is a funny answer damn comedy really is illegal now

onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 16

Little column a, little column b

onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 16

Nobody answered so I ate it but @setulose.bsky.social can have the crumbs

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 16

I have an extra cookie who wants it

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 7

I might need to move further

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𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖚𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · Sep 4

go birds is the philadelphia version of aloha it means hello i love you and goodbye

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 4

My favorite so far has been the “if you were a dog i would let you in the house if it was raining really hard or something”

what @2001toyotacorolla.bsky.social · Sep 3

i like to randomly message onyx and let him know the status of our friendship, which is usually along the lines of "youre like if i saw a duck on the other side of the street"

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Sep 4

Go birds 🦅

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Bart King @bartking.bsky.social · Aug 29

Inside of you are two tacos.

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onyx 🌷 @voluntarydetour.bsky.social · Aug 30

That’s the prettiest ice cream cone I’ve ever seen

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