Imagine a giant Plinko board with small wires, cables and rubber bands running through it.
That’s the guitar I played in my dream last night, on which I wrote the chorus to a song called “my baby got tats”.
I hope to finish it today 😆
That’s the guitar I played in my dream last night, on which I wrote the chorus to a song called “my baby got tats”.
I hope to finish it today 😆
April 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Imagine a giant Plinko board with small wires, cables and rubber bands running through it.
That’s the guitar I played in my dream last night, on which I wrote the chorus to a song called “my baby got tats”.
I hope to finish it today 😆
That’s the guitar I played in my dream last night, on which I wrote the chorus to a song called “my baby got tats”.
I hope to finish it today 😆
I bought a binder full of MtG in an Albertson’s parking lot today. It’s 111 pages, 9 slots in each page. Some slots have a single card, other have 7 or more. It’s roughly sorted by color but I need to go through it and properly sort and inventory it.
This is my heaven.
This is my heaven.
April 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I bought a binder full of MtG in an Albertson’s parking lot today. It’s 111 pages, 9 slots in each page. Some slots have a single card, other have 7 or more. It’s roughly sorted by color but I need to go through it and properly sort and inventory it.
This is my heaven.
This is my heaven.
The embedded 📺 in the ⛽️ just asked if my Robux were burning a hole in my pocket.
It was advertising Roblox advanced weapons and armor.
This is the Snow Crash we deserve.
It was advertising Roblox advanced weapons and armor.
This is the Snow Crash we deserve.
April 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The embedded 📺 in the ⛽️ just asked if my Robux were burning a hole in my pocket.
It was advertising Roblox advanced weapons and armor.
This is the Snow Crash we deserve.
It was advertising Roblox advanced weapons and armor.
This is the Snow Crash we deserve.
During an episode of the new Daredevil, I was weirdly disturbed when the bank manager said that there were 1273 safety deposit boxes.
Yeah? So the # of columns/rows are 19 or 67? Did they leave some gaps in the symmetrical grid of boxes to keep it fun? C’mon!
If 1273 was prime I’d be dead now.
Yeah? So the # of columns/rows are 19 or 67? Did they leave some gaps in the symmetrical grid of boxes to keep it fun? C’mon!
If 1273 was prime I’d be dead now.
April 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
During an episode of the new Daredevil, I was weirdly disturbed when the bank manager said that there were 1273 safety deposit boxes.
Yeah? So the # of columns/rows are 19 or 67? Did they leave some gaps in the symmetrical grid of boxes to keep it fun? C’mon!
If 1273 was prime I’d be dead now.
Yeah? So the # of columns/rows are 19 or 67? Did they leave some gaps in the symmetrical grid of boxes to keep it fun? C’mon!
If 1273 was prime I’d be dead now.
Look, I dunno who you are or what you are all about.
What I DO know is that you need to be listening to the Stage 5 theme from NES Rygar, like yesterday.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=68Hs...
What I DO know is that you need to be listening to the Stage 5 theme from NES Rygar, like yesterday.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=68Hs...
Rygar (NES) Music - Stage Theme 05
YouTube video by GBelair
music.youtube.com
March 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Look, I dunno who you are or what you are all about.
What I DO know is that you need to be listening to the Stage 5 theme from NES Rygar, like yesterday.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=68Hs...
What I DO know is that you need to be listening to the Stage 5 theme from NES Rygar, like yesterday.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=68Hs...
What I didn’t expect in tonight’s movie, which we needed to watch in order to fill in the blanks before we can enjoy Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (as is the law), was a post-credit scene.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0103...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0103...
Bad Channels (Video 1992) ⭐ 5.1 | Comedy, Horror, Music
1h 28m | R
www.imdb.com
March 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
What I didn’t expect in tonight’s movie, which we needed to watch in order to fill in the blanks before we can enjoy Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (as is the law), was a post-credit scene.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0103...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0103...
May all your eggs be easy to peel
March 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
May all your eggs be easy to peel
Just me in the house for the last few days so I got out the old 4-track and DAT tapes (100+ of em) and embarked on a nostalgia-fest that, I thought, only I could enjoy.
BUT my kiddo and his buddy showed up and were both way into it!
Notes (from jazz nerds) on songs I wrote over 30 years ago. ❤️
BUT my kiddo and his buddy showed up and were both way into it!
Notes (from jazz nerds) on songs I wrote over 30 years ago. ❤️
March 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Just me in the house for the last few days so I got out the old 4-track and DAT tapes (100+ of em) and embarked on a nostalgia-fest that, I thought, only I could enjoy.
BUT my kiddo and his buddy showed up and were both way into it!
Notes (from jazz nerds) on songs I wrote over 30 years ago. ❤️
BUT my kiddo and his buddy showed up and were both way into it!
Notes (from jazz nerds) on songs I wrote over 30 years ago. ❤️
I’m listening to Hüsker
Dü (loud) and playing Slay the Spire and that’s that.
Dü (loud) and playing Slay the Spire and that’s that.
March 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m listening to Hüsker
Dü (loud) and playing Slay the Spire and that’s that.
Dü (loud) and playing Slay the Spire and that’s that.
One of my recurring teeth nightmares is that parts of my braces are still attached to my teeth.
During a check-up yesterday with a new dentist he found some of the cement from braces still stuck to my teeth (my braces were removed like 35 years ago).
So I guess dreams really can come true.
During a check-up yesterday with a new dentist he found some of the cement from braces still stuck to my teeth (my braces were removed like 35 years ago).
So I guess dreams really can come true.
March 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
One of my recurring teeth nightmares is that parts of my braces are still attached to my teeth.
During a check-up yesterday with a new dentist he found some of the cement from braces still stuck to my teeth (my braces were removed like 35 years ago).
So I guess dreams really can come true.
During a check-up yesterday with a new dentist he found some of the cement from braces still stuck to my teeth (my braces were removed like 35 years ago).
So I guess dreams really can come true.
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Quizno's could have saved themselves with a "Quiznatch Haderach" DUNE tie-in
March 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Quizno's could have saved themselves with a "Quiznatch Haderach" DUNE tie-in
Opening a closed, unlocked bathroom door is always a risk.
Over the years I’ve adopted the same tactic I use to enter my teenager’s rooms. Make a shitload of noise, look as far away from the room as possible and turn the knob slowly like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park.
Over the years I’ve adopted the same tactic I use to enter my teenager’s rooms. Make a shitload of noise, look as far away from the room as possible and turn the knob slowly like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park.
February 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Opening a closed, unlocked bathroom door is always a risk.
Over the years I’ve adopted the same tactic I use to enter my teenager’s rooms. Make a shitload of noise, look as far away from the room as possible and turn the knob slowly like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park.
Over the years I’ve adopted the same tactic I use to enter my teenager’s rooms. Make a shitload of noise, look as far away from the room as possible and turn the knob slowly like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park.
I just told my wife that I have a “trick knee” and she gave me such a confused look that I can only assume that I am now in Black and White.
On the upside, I look forward to inevitably uttering other fun phrases like “Big Sal has a bum ticker” and “Johnny Viti just whacked Dakota Pete”
On the upside, I look forward to inevitably uttering other fun phrases like “Big Sal has a bum ticker” and “Johnny Viti just whacked Dakota Pete”
February 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I just told my wife that I have a “trick knee” and she gave me such a confused look that I can only assume that I am now in Black and White.
On the upside, I look forward to inevitably uttering other fun phrases like “Big Sal has a bum ticker” and “Johnny Viti just whacked Dakota Pete”
On the upside, I look forward to inevitably uttering other fun phrases like “Big Sal has a bum ticker” and “Johnny Viti just whacked Dakota Pete”
Good news: I need some replacement sticky felt feet for my mouse and I KNOW I had several sets of them.
Bad news: I have no storage system whatsoever.
Imagine now the chaotic hoard of a man who has admitted to owning several sets of replacement felt feet.
Bad news: I have no storage system whatsoever.
Imagine now the chaotic hoard of a man who has admitted to owning several sets of replacement felt feet.
February 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Good news: I need some replacement sticky felt feet for my mouse and I KNOW I had several sets of them.
Bad news: I have no storage system whatsoever.
Imagine now the chaotic hoard of a man who has admitted to owning several sets of replacement felt feet.
Bad news: I have no storage system whatsoever.
Imagine now the chaotic hoard of a man who has admitted to owning several sets of replacement felt feet.
I was reading The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay and just finished the 4th section. This song was playing in the background (youtu.be/984ksjle4YA?...) and that combination of sadness on the page and the triumphant beauty of the saxaphone solo really got to me.
I just broke down sobbing.
I just broke down sobbing.
February 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I was reading The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay and just finished the 4th section. This song was playing in the background (youtu.be/984ksjle4YA?...) and that combination of sadness on the page and the triumphant beauty of the saxaphone solo really got to me.
I just broke down sobbing.
I just broke down sobbing.
For Christmas this year, four different people gave me lanterns or flashlights. I’m not sure what to make of that.
February 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
For Christmas this year, four different people gave me lanterns or flashlights. I’m not sure what to make of that.
In hindsight, doing dry January during the first month of this presidency wasn’t the smartest idea.
February 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
In hindsight, doing dry January during the first month of this presidency wasn’t the smartest idea.
My bedside table area is getting ridiculous
February 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My bedside table area is getting ridiculous
Watched Motherless Brooklyn last night. I had never heard of it, which is weird considering the cast and that it’s from 2019. Overall, I liked it. Scratched that LA Confidential itch.
Got real nervous during the jazz club scene that there would be a Great White Jazz Hope moment, but it passed.
Got real nervous during the jazz club scene that there would be a Great White Jazz Hope moment, but it passed.
February 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Watched Motherless Brooklyn last night. I had never heard of it, which is weird considering the cast and that it’s from 2019. Overall, I liked it. Scratched that LA Confidential itch.
Got real nervous during the jazz club scene that there would be a Great White Jazz Hope moment, but it passed.
Got real nervous during the jazz club scene that there would be a Great White Jazz Hope moment, but it passed.
The only thing stopping me from backing this new MÖRK BORG variant is that I don’t know the source material. Otherwise..
fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money
ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money
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February 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The only thing stopping me from backing this new MÖRK BORG variant is that I don’t know the source material. Otherwise..
I can’t take a picture of my own hand without it looking disturbingly weird. Is this universal or do I have a hand problem?
February 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I can’t take a picture of my own hand without it looking disturbingly weird. Is this universal or do I have a hand problem?
I’ve spent a lazy afternoon reading a book called “Timber Framing for the rest of us”. Got motivated enough to pull a finishing nail out of a board.. and then right back into the meat of my forearm.
I’m fine, but honestly not sure how helpful I’ll gonna be in the coming ‘pocalypse.
I’m fine, but honestly not sure how helpful I’ll gonna be in the coming ‘pocalypse.
February 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’ve spent a lazy afternoon reading a book called “Timber Framing for the rest of us”. Got motivated enough to pull a finishing nail out of a board.. and then right back into the meat of my forearm.
I’m fine, but honestly not sure how helpful I’ll gonna be in the coming ‘pocalypse.
I’m fine, but honestly not sure how helpful I’ll gonna be in the coming ‘pocalypse.
It’s not very fun here. I selected my interests, none of which were politics, and 95% of my discover feed is political memes. Booooooo!
January 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s not very fun here. I selected my interests, none of which were politics, and 95% of my discover feed is political memes. Booooooo!
Oh shit, that’s a lot of pressure
January 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh shit, that’s a lot of pressure
If I lived alone, I think 90% of my meals would be cereal.
January 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If I lived alone, I think 90% of my meals would be cereal.