I was vlad.the.impala on Threads
I'm married to @foofertheimpala
(i hide things in alt texts that no one reads)
But I fear I've been lacking attention
Bluesky has been showered
With cats and chihuahuas
Missing Shelties will just lead to tension"
Tosh 2025
But I fear I've been lacking attention
Bluesky has been showered
With cats and chihuahuas
Missing Shelties will just lead to tension"
Tosh 2025
You'd fix it if you cared."
You'd fix it if you cared."
Happy Bane Friday!
Happy Bane Friday!
Restrictions boost creation
Restraints set us free
Restrictions boost creation
Restraints set us free
Is the day we call Stevestaking
Celebrate the great chihuahua
Shower him with lovely presents
Pile the food upon the table
Bar the cats and shun the Sheltie
Steve will eat until he's bursting
This will be a fine Stevestaking
(Apologies to Longfellow)
Is the day we call Stevestaking
Celebrate the great chihuahua
Shower him with lovely presents
Pile the food upon the table
Bar the cats and shun the Sheltie
Steve will eat until he's bursting
This will be a fine Stevestaking
(Apologies to Longfellow)
I like that
The yellow really pops
I like that
The yellow really pops
waffles is a stand up guy
work that spreadsheet, give it hell
i'm sure that waffles will excel
waffles is a stand up guy
work that spreadsheet, give it hell
i'm sure that waffles will excel
Reclining comfy lover
I will be your casting couch
With wipe clean vinyl covers
Reclining comfy lover
I will be your casting couch
With wipe clean vinyl covers
The weather, it makes me feel hounded
Lightning bolts, heavy rain
To this dog, they're the same
When there's storms in the air I am grounded
The weather, it makes me feel hounded
Lightning bolts, heavy rain
To this dog, they're the same
When there's storms in the air I am grounded