You'd fucking like that wouldn't you.

Enjoy the oven.

[🎀] the year is 2045. erika has changed the pronouns in her bio between she and they sixty times in the past twenty years. only it remains unchanging. only it remains eternal. slowly, without anyone’s even realizing, it becomes the only pronoun ever used on it. it truthers final cultural victory

So many videos where the person just goes “NGL I have no idea what this means at all. I spent 5 minutes searching and found nothing” for like half the runtime

you sent this reply to me on discord but it was so fucking TRUE i had to reply here. FUCKING TRUE

95% of icebergs suck bc they have nothing anywhere near as funny as "wet dry world negative emotional aura"

youre STOPPING our monster hunter because you CANNOT COMMUNICATE and are EMOTIONALLY EDGING women online

That's right. Starting today, we are classifying Erika as a dangerous drug. Erika owners may be subject to fines of up to $200,000 and up to 15 years in prison.

The whole internet loves Trash can Cat, a lovely cat that sits in trash cans! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the cat is transphobic