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vitusson.bsky.social
Demi Vollering looks like a Movistar rider in her Euro Champ jersey and I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT.
#SetmanaCiclista
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
"Zusammenstoß" zwischen 10-jährigenm auf Kinderrad und Auto, 2 völlig gleichwertige Gegner bei denen nicht der eine den anderen einfach ummäht.
Wahrscheinlich Mitschuld weil Kind sich nicht im Muddipanzer bringen lassen…
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Das sportliche Rahmenprogramm um irgendwelche 15 minütigen Trällerauftritte in den USA interessiert so ziemlich niemand wenn ich die Schlagzeilen so lese, oder?
Diese Spezies ist so kaputt…
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Ich wäre ja für ein Verbot von Goys die ständig als Cosplayjuden aktiv sind und JüdInnen verfolgen wenn sie nicht ihre rechtstradikale politische Meinung teilen.
Aber maybe that's just me
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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niggi.bsky.social
Wie die Besprechung von „Melania“ in der Amazon-Schwesterzeitung „Washington Post“ beginnt
There is a controversial new Amazon documentary about Melania Trump released this weekend, and every single review I’ve read has been terrible, but babe, if you suspect I have come here today to trash a movie about the wife of a notoriously thin-skinned, anti-journalist president that was bankrolled by the company founded by the man who also pays my salary — NOT TODAY, SATAN. Do you think I’m a moron? (Don’t answer that.) This house is clean.
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
WHY ist this fucker on the wrong side of barriers at #GPMarseillaise ??
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
For all the dudes who now won't stop talking about history being made, The GOAT already reached 8 world titles 4 years ago #CXWorlds
#VosIsBoss
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Said one, twice, dozens of time, but @Renmakesmusic is the most creative and profound artist of our time

Democracy ain't corporate lobby free-for-all
Democracy ain't rich boy silver spoon seniors
Democracy ain't choosing between herpes or chlamydia

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTn_...
Ren - Vincent's Tale - Starry Night
YouTube video by Ren
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Un als widder 3…
Das ist die beschissenste Abwehr die ich in meinen bald 60 Jahren #SGE gesehen habe.
Und ich war bei 4 verfickten Abstiegen dabei. Aber da waren wir keine Truppe austauschbarer Söldner. #Eintracht03
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Puck the rest! #CXWorlds
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
So sieht das für jeden der folgenden Tage im Cinestar Frankfurt aus. Schätze mal das wird auch bundesweit nicht anders sein…😂😂
#GiveMelaniaTheFIFAOscars
January 29, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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bmeiselas.bsky.social
MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
That's why Bruce is Boss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 29, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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xkcd.com
Early Arthropods

xkcd.com/3199/
3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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bbkogan.bsky.social
Things are so bad I’m reposting Rand Paul
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15d
RAND PAUL: If a country bombed our air defense missiles, captured & removed our president, & blockaded our country, would that be considered an act of war?

RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition

PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
No OSD of km to go in #ChallengeMallorca cause who needs tany info like that in a bike race, right?
Fuck these broadcasting amateurs. Especially if it worked for the Women's edition last week
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Fuck off, Torsten Legat.
Zu dumm zum flanken, zu dumm für alles.
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
"AfD fordert ICE auch für Deutschland"
Well, of course they do. Nazis gonna do Nazi things.
#AbolishICE #AbolishAFD
www.taz.de/Trumps-USA-a...
Vorbild Trump: AfD fordert ICE auch für Deutschland
Die AfD Bayern will eine Sonderpolizei für Abschiebungen nach dem Vorbild von ICE. Der Verein Better Police sieht eine „Gefahr für Menschenrechte“.
www.taz.de
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
BUSFAHRER, ZiEH DIE JACK AUS!!
RIP Gerd
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Damn, Gerd Knebel ist tot.
Kult von Flatsch! bis Badesalz.
Hessen ist ein Stück ärmer geworden.
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Alex Pretti, fellow cyclist, murdered by the Trump regime
#SayHisName
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Obviously some crypto scammer prick hacked Tom Dumoulin's account over at Elon's Nazi whorehouse 😕 #procycling
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
A Pucking good weekend! #CXWorldCup 👍😀
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
It's Puck o'clock again!💪 #Hoogerheide #CXWorldCup
vitusson.bsky.social Vitusson @vitusson.bsky.social · 19d
It's Puck o'clock in Maasmechelen #CXWorldCup
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
vitusson.bsky.social
Have a nice Women's cycling day! #CXWorldcup #MallorcaChallenge
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 PM