Vitor Hugo Schwaab
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Vitor Hugo Schwaab
@vitorschwaab.bsky.social
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Climber, GeoGuessr player, Diver, master procrastinator.

🤖 Android Engineer at Wire working with Kotlin Multiplatform.

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Can't spell illegal without L
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What is null? This is null
September 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Oh, just found out that this also exists:

flowmarbles.com
FlowMarbles
flowmarbles.com
July 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I was *THIS* close to make one myself 🤣

I LOVE marble diagrams
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When the bar changes address:
301 (Moved Permanently)

When you're in a PubCrawl:
303 (See Other)
July 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Giant people aren't allowed to step on tanks?
May 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I have had at least two awful neighbours in the past and you have always been weirdly quiet about it.

Jonny, you're clearly trying to avoid the real issue.
April 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I had a similar realisation when I noticed that we have rotating laser cannons in the small vacuum robots.

What the fuck.
March 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
After moving to Germany, I really thought this was one hell of an improvement.

My experience in Brazil is that there is usually no space between people and the luggage belt. Like... none. You can't see the belt, you can't see your luggage 😢
March 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Create a new branch, cherry-pick a squashed commit, and none will know 🤫
March 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM