Vitor Hugo Schwaab
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Vitor Hugo Schwaab
@vitorschwaab.bsky.social
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Climber, GeoGuessr player, Diver, master procrastinator.

🤖 Android Engineer at Wire working with Kotlin Multiplatform.

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You may not like it, but this is what peak web design looks like:

dawndiving.com/guided-dives/

The bubbles move.
Your cursor is a seahorse.

It's so refreshing to see such "90s amateur website" vibe in the wild.
September 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Why JIRA?! WHY?!?!?
August 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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July 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why would anyone type their data into Airport wifi captive portals?
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm retaliating the tariffs in very simple ways
May 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This has a surprisingly simple implementation
May 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Building Mac/iOS stuff on Windows? The future is now.

Kinda.

Thanks @intellijidea.com team for allowing remote development with MacOS hosts :)

I have been using remote development with WSL2 for a couple of years, and now on MacOS too. It's been seamless.
April 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Well, acshually... 🤓

I am not posting anything.
April 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The best showcase for Mario Progress Bar IntelliJ Plugin is probably the Backend Status Detail dialog.

I am used to see one Mario running around my IDE. Seeing three of them made me chuckle this morning.
March 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Why
March 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM