Because it's so, so long?

I worked with a senior thesis writer who demonstrated that LLMs produce short stories with far less variance across a range of topics than a human-authored sample. Not a helpful answer, but: it's not you; it's the machine!

They want the names of everyone who attended a listening session or filled out an online survey?? So much fascism.

We need a Lincoln, but to finish the work of Reconstruction.

A Chorus Line!!!