paranoid
@visceral.bsky.social
dumbass ca zillenial studying to become more evil
"board of director" is not the singular version of "board of directors" my man
November 2, 2023 at 5:01 PM
"board of director" is not the singular version of "board of directors" my man
Killers of the Flower Moon is a vessel for white guilt.
October 28, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Killers of the Flower Moon is a vessel for white guilt.
lingua ignota tricking me into listening to actual 19th century hymns by convincing me they're invisibly subversive
October 23, 2023 at 7:16 PM
lingua ignota tricking me into listening to actual 19th century hymns by convincing me they're invisibly subversive
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when you go on a hike you are subconsciously attempting to recreate the dark thrill your ancestors got from colonization
October 23, 2023 at 2:39 PM
when you go on a hike you are subconsciously attempting to recreate the dark thrill your ancestors got from colonization
other midterms just dropped. can't believe i let that motherfucker made me believe i lost the sauce
October 19, 2023 at 11:16 PM
other midterms just dropped. can't believe i let that motherfucker made me believe i lost the sauce
metal influences on new dorian electra go so hard. tool bass in hyperpop is crazy
October 19, 2023 at 10:00 PM
metal influences on new dorian electra go so hard. tool bass in hyperpop is crazy
>hired by top firm in field
>fail introductory class in field
this would be really cool if it happened to me?
>fail introductory class in field
this would be really cool if it happened to me?
October 19, 2023 at 4:22 PM
>hired by top firm in field
>fail introductory class in field
this would be really cool if it happened to me?
>fail introductory class in field
this would be really cool if it happened to me?
it's crazy that john locke keeps coming up in different classes just so i can do this to him
October 18, 2023 at 4:52 PM
it's crazy that john locke keeps coming up in different classes just so i can do this to him
earthquakes don't real. the government sends you alerts to keep you paranoid so you don't see that they're stealing from you (planting trees on sidewalks)
October 18, 2023 at 4:42 PM
earthquakes don't real. the government sends you alerts to keep you paranoid so you don't see that they're stealing from you (planting trees on sidewalks)
i just bought more land in the pepsiverse
October 18, 2023 at 4:40 PM
i just bought more land in the pepsiverse
please excuse me. i confused rohnert park with vallejo
the worst restaurant on the planet is the olive garden in rohnert park, ca
October 17, 2023 at 6:37 PM
please excuse me. i confused rohnert park with vallejo
the worst restaurant on the planet is the olive garden in rohnert park, ca
October 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
the worst restaurant on the planet is the olive garden in rohnert park, ca
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i have found an item of yours
October 17, 2023 at 5:52 PM
i have found an item of yours
as a professor you can't be "happy" that the grades fall on a natural curve if there's a fucking licensing exam. you might be satisfied by a mean score lower than your resting heart rate but the bar examiners won't be
October 17, 2023 at 4:38 PM
as a professor you can't be "happy" that the grades fall on a natural curve if there's a fucking licensing exam. you might be satisfied by a mean score lower than your resting heart rate but the bar examiners won't be
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DID YOU KNOW?
It is legal to embezzle from your employer if you're good at it.
It is legal to embezzle from your employer if you're good at it.
October 17, 2023 at 4:00 PM
DID YOU KNOW?
It is legal to embezzle from your employer if you're good at it.
It is legal to embezzle from your employer if you're good at it.
spotify thinks so little of me. what have i done to deserve this
October 17, 2023 at 1:54 AM
spotify thinks so little of me. what have i done to deserve this
drum roll please
1. saw 7/10
2. saw x 7/10
3. saw vi 6/10
4. saw ii 5/10
5. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
6. saw iii 3/10
7. saw v 3/10
8. saw vii 2/10
9. saw iv 2/10
10. spiral (ix) 1/10
1. saw 7/10
2. saw x 7/10
3. saw vi 6/10
4. saw ii 5/10
5. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
6. saw iii 3/10
7. saw v 3/10
8. saw vii 2/10
9. saw iv 2/10
10. spiral (ix) 1/10
1. saw 7/10
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
5. saw iii 3/10
6. saw v 3/10
7. saw vii 2/10
8. saw iv 2/10
9. spiral (ix) 1/10
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
5. saw iii 3/10
6. saw v 3/10
7. saw vii 2/10
8. saw iv 2/10
9. spiral (ix) 1/10
1. saw 7/10
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. saw iii 3/10
5. saw v 3/10
6. saw vii 2/10
7. saw iv 2/10
4 is so fucking bad I didn't realize the two white cops were different people until literally the last 5 minutes
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. saw iii 3/10
5. saw v 3/10
6. saw vii 2/10
7. saw iv 2/10
4 is so fucking bad I didn't realize the two white cops were different people until literally the last 5 minutes
October 13, 2023 at 6:28 AM
drum roll please
1. saw 7/10
2. saw x 7/10
3. saw vi 6/10
4. saw ii 5/10
5. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
6. saw iii 3/10
7. saw v 3/10
8. saw vii 2/10
9. saw iv 2/10
10. spiral (ix) 1/10
1. saw 7/10
2. saw x 7/10
3. saw vi 6/10
4. saw ii 5/10
5. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
6. saw iii 3/10
7. saw v 3/10
8. saw vii 2/10
9. saw iv 2/10
10. spiral (ix) 1/10
1. saw 7/10
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
5. saw iii 3/10
6. saw v 3/10
7. saw vii 2/10
8. saw iv 2/10
9. spiral (ix) 1/10
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
5. saw iii 3/10
6. saw v 3/10
7. saw vii 2/10
8. saw iv 2/10
9. spiral (ix) 1/10
1. saw 7/10
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. saw iii 3/10
5. saw v 3/10
6. saw vii 2/10
7. saw iv 2/10
4 is so fucking bad I didn't realize the two white cops were different people until literally the last 5 minutes
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. saw iii 3/10
5. saw v 3/10
6. saw vii 2/10
7. saw iv 2/10
4 is so fucking bad I didn't realize the two white cops were different people until literally the last 5 minutes
we will be watching all of the saw movies this month. the ranking so far is
1. saw 7/10
2. saw ii 5/10
3. saw iii 3/10
4. saw iv 2/10
lol
1. saw 7/10
2. saw ii 5/10
3. saw iii 3/10
4. saw iv 2/10
lol
October 12, 2023 at 7:03 PM
1. saw 7/10
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
5. saw iii 3/10
6. saw v 3/10
7. saw vii 2/10
8. saw iv 2/10
9. spiral (ix) 1/10
2. saw vi 6/10
3. saw ii 5/10
4. jigsaw (viii) 4/10
5. saw iii 3/10
6. saw v 3/10
7. saw vii 2/10
8. saw iv 2/10
9. spiral (ix) 1/10
i have lost the sauce. the sauce is lost
October 12, 2023 at 5:14 PM
i have lost the sauce. the sauce is lost
if you're going to do uncurved raw scores can you at least release the average so i don't kill myself
October 11, 2023 at 5:21 PM
if you're going to do uncurved raw scores can you at least release the average so i don't kill myself
always disappointing to come to a new space and realize you once again cannot relate to its disabled community. there's no online community for disabled people that isn't overrun by either hypochondriacs or just pure sedentaries looking for validation (lots of overlap)
October 10, 2023 at 7:06 PM
always disappointing to come to a new space and realize you once again cannot relate to its disabled community. there's no online community for disabled people that isn't overrun by either hypochondriacs or just pure sedentaries looking for validation (lots of overlap)
patriotic only for the ADA
October 10, 2023 at 6:35 PM
patriotic only for the ADA
gave in and paid for netflix. i just couldn't make it without my fellow hondoheads
October 10, 2023 at 6:32 PM
gave in and paid for netflix. i just couldn't make it without my fellow hondoheads
repping the set today (wearing law firm merch!!)
[THIS USER WAS JUMPED IN AN ALLEY]
[THIS USER WAS JUMPED IN AN ALLEY]
October 10, 2023 at 6:30 PM
repping the set today (wearing law firm merch!!)
[THIS USER WAS JUMPED IN AN ALLEY]
[THIS USER WAS JUMPED IN AN ALLEY]
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons