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kendra
@violetkendra.bsky.social
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sir, this is a dog's account. human: she/her.
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visit every dog-friendly bar and put dog on barstool (complete for +3 luck, +10xp, unlocks "steal")
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a barstool next to matt oak, a man with long red hair and a beard. the dog is wearing a slice of pie on his heads the bar is festooned in multicolor christmas lights, the red walls covered with framed photos of customer's dogs.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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a white pekingese dog sitting on a barstool. he has a teeny-tiny hat shaped like a slice of pumpkin pie with a dollop of whipped cream on his head.
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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my mom and her sister still go at it over gravygate 2023
a text from my mom reading: "I had a text argument last night with mabel over f'in turkey gravy. Homemade vs boughten. Its her hard way or the highway you know. I told her I was trying to keep it simple and yes you don't get any juices out of a smoked turkey so there you go like it or lump it l'm not the gourmet experience cook that her and mom and grandma were so just shut up sister. Besides, you don't criticize a meal that somebody else is preparing and you're invited to right?"
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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we went to a peke meetup yesterday and honestly, hell yeah, 10/10, would meet up for gremlinfest again.
three pekingese dogs on a sidewalk. at the front is a white peke with a rainbow tail looking into the camera. to his left is a white and brown piebald pekingese with a full fluffy coat. to the right is a brown peke with a black face and a big, fluffy rainbow tail.
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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my mom got me this @nytimes.com recipe-a-day calendar for christmas last year and it sucks ass (all the recipes are terrible? one of them was just...how to reheat frozen store bought wontons?) but i have come to love how stupid it is, like this is just a recipe for leftovers lmao
a page from the 2025 NYT recipe-a-day calendar for "make-ahead mashed potatoes" which is literally just...how to make mashed potatoes and then reheat them? bitch that's LEFTOVERS.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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bring your potato to the beach day
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a sandy beach. he is looking up into the camera and smiling, his pink tongue sticking out showing his bottom teeth, of which he is missing two. he's fucking adorable, folks.
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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me to myself any time a science fiction movie introduces a cute lil alien guy: that's my dog :)
bud, the lil guy from predator: badlands a closeup of my pekingese dog's face
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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the dog is extremely loud now that he has intuited that sundays are when he gets to go to his favorite bar, because it is basically a cookie dispensary for him.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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there was a king tide today so i took the dog to gaze in awe at its power but he just laughed in its face.
a white pekingese dog sitting on a very large piece of driftwood on a rocky beach. behind him is the puget sound and in the distance, the olympic peninsula and snowcapped olympic mountains. the sky is bright blue. a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail standing on a very large piece of driftwood on a rocky beach. he is licking his nose. behind him is the puget sound and in the distance, the olympic peninsula and snowcapped olympic mountains. the sky is bright blue.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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the smacking sounds my terrible little dog makes when eating a pear, and the way his eyes bug out as the pear approaches
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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how am i just now realizing fred is one pink dye job away from a killer NummyMuffinCooColButter halloween costume
a white pekingese dog sacked out comfortably on a bed. he was genetically engineered to be the cutest pet ever a screenshot of episode 605 of MST3K, "colossus and the headhunters". on the satellite of love, mike nelson is seen snuggling with a small fluffy pink animal named NummyMuffinCooColButter, is genetically-engineered animal created to be the cutest pet ever. his inventor intended to unleash its cuteness upon humanity in an attempt to rule the world. bots crow t. robot and tom servo look on skeptically, unimpressed by NummyMuffin's cuteness.
October 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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i love spending $350 at fred's vet to get test results that are like "blood tests indicate he is free from tick-borne illnesses"

oh fr? this dog? the dog who has his own velveteen ottoman and a bow tie collection? who we carry around in a special dog backpack?
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail seated on a green velvet ottoman. he has short hair and is wearing a red bow tie. per his veterinarian, he is free from tick-borne illnesses
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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i cried so much after the M's won last night the dog started bringing me his favorite toys for comfort 🥲
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail and a very gross stuffed sheep in his mouth. he is offering it to me as an object of comfort because he is a literal angel sent from heaven
October 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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the dog observing the neighborhood hootin' and hollerin' and shooting off fireworks because the MARINERS ARE IN THE ALCS, BABYYYYYY
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail seated on a velveteen ottoman, staring out a window five stories up to observe the humans below rightfully losing their fucking minds over that mariners win
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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just so you know i would never post an AI video of my dog being a little freak. he doesn't need artificial intelligence to do weird shit, man.
October 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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he's dreaming about the mariners
October 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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haircut day for the dog his stylist tried a new dyeing method look how VIBRANT
a white pekingese dog with a vibrant rainbow tail wearing a spider-man bandana. he is freshly washed and shorn. a white pekingese dog with a vibrant rainbow tail wearing a spider-man bandana laying on a car seat. he is freshly washed and shorn.
October 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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friend decided spontaneously to take her kid to the mariners scrimmage yesterday and texted me this.
a photo of mariners catchers mitch garver and cal raleigh walking in tandem on the field at t-mobile park during the october 2 scrimmage. below the photo my friend has texted "look at the difference in those butts man 😂" and there is indeed a very clear difference in ass-size, as there is a reason they call cal the big dumper.
October 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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now that i've seen good boy i feel extremely confident saying: if any of us had an evil spirit or demonic presence attached to us, or otherwise haunted, our dog would definitely be the last to know.
a photo of our dog, who is definitely not picking up on any hauntings in the area, reclining on a sofa
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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much like the mariners, fred is looking like he could use a bye
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail wearing a seattle mariners jersey in a sports bar. he is sitting on a man's lap with his paws on the bartop. much like the mariners, he looks fuckin' gassed.
September 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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the smile of a dog who knows the mariners are in the playoffs and the astros aren't.
a white pekingese dog with his paws on black granite bartop, next to a half-full shot of tequila blanco. he is smiling at the camera with joy because the mariners are in the playoffs and the gross astros are not.
September 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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hearing reports from the dog: the seattle mariners 🔱 😌
a white pekingese dog in a seattle mariners jersey. his tail is dyed blue and his ears are dyed turquoise. he is seated on a blonde hardwood floor and is looking up into the camera. a white pekingese dog in a seattle mariners jersey. his tail is dyed blue and his ears are dyed turquoise. he is seated on a blonde hardwood floor and is looking up into the camera.
September 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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dog video.
September 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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i love showing people this specific photo of our high school just to see their reactions, almost all of which are uniformly "yikes".
a sepia-toned photo from 1913 of a three-story brick high school building in what many may colloquially refer to as BFE.
September 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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sometimes i wonder if the dog is spoiled, as he power-naps on a velvet sofa, nestled in a faux fur blanket, head resting upon a silk pillowcase.
a white pekingese dog sacked out on a yellow velveteen sofa, snuggled in a turquoise blue faux fur blanket, his head resting on a pillow encased in taupe silk. a white pekingese dog sacked out on a yellow velveteen sofa, snuggled in a turquoise blue faux fur blanket, his head resting on a pillow encased in taupe silk.
September 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM