kendra
@violetkendra.bsky.social
sir, this is a dog's account. human: she/her.
visit every dog-friendly bar and put dog on barstool (complete for +3 luck, +10xp, unlocks "steal")
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
visit every dog-friendly bar and put dog on barstool (complete for +3 luck, +10xp, unlocks "steal")
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JUSTICE FOR THE PEKINGESE THIS OLD BAG DOESN'T KNOW A DOG FROM HER OWN WRINKLY ASS
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
JUSTICE FOR THE PEKINGESE THIS OLD BAG DOESN'T KNOW A DOG FROM HER OWN WRINKLY ASS
it sounds like an RC car is fighting an angry chihuahua in our apartment
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
it sounds like an RC car is fighting an angry chihuahua in our apartment
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Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
my mom and her sister still go at it over gravygate 2023
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
my mom and her sister still go at it over gravygate 2023
we went to a peke meetup yesterday and honestly, hell yeah, 10/10, would meet up for gremlinfest again.
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
we went to a peke meetup yesterday and honestly, hell yeah, 10/10, would meet up for gremlinfest again.
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*running into someone i haven’t seen in forever* omg, i think about your dog all the time
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*running into someone i haven’t seen in forever* omg, i think about your dog all the time
my mom got me this @nytimes.com recipe-a-day calendar for christmas last year and it sucks ass (all the recipes are terrible? one of them was just...how to reheat frozen store bought wontons?) but i have come to love how stupid it is, like this is just a recipe for leftovers lmao
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
my mom got me this @nytimes.com recipe-a-day calendar for christmas last year and it sucks ass (all the recipes are terrible? one of them was just...how to reheat frozen store bought wontons?) but i have come to love how stupid it is, like this is just a recipe for leftovers lmao
no big box store or nationwide franchise has ever suffered financially due to shoplifting. do not for a second fall for it. don't normalize it. walk the fuck out and tell them to fuck off. especially my middle-aged white ladies.
Just got chased into the parking lot by Safeway security while they yelled “stop him! he’s stealing!” Because I didn’t show them my receipt & then the ICE guy scolded me for swearing during the altercation. What the are we doing here, people? I mean seriously. We’re just supposed to normalize this?
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
no big box store or nationwide franchise has ever suffered financially due to shoplifting. do not for a second fall for it. don't normalize it. walk the fuck out and tell them to fuck off. especially my middle-aged white ladies.
bring your potato to the beach day
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
bring your potato to the beach day
me to myself any time a science fiction movie introduces a cute lil alien guy: that's my dog :)
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
me to myself any time a science fiction movie introduces a cute lil alien guy: that's my dog :)
schlocky public domain horror is not for me (you can't manufacture camp and i will die on this hill!) but i do think it's kind of neat it's become its own sub-genre.
FYI: The public domain wave continues, with Betty Boop the latest cartoon classic to get her own bloody horror movie.
Betty Boop Is The Next Cartoon Classic To Get Her Own Horror Movie
The public domain wave continues, with Betty Boop the latest cartoon classic to get her own bloody horror movie.
dlvr.it
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
schlocky public domain horror is not for me (you can't manufacture camp and i will die on this hill!) but i do think it's kind of neat it's become its own sub-genre.
my favorite memory of this song is when group of cowboys at a horse show in texas approached me to ask, completely seriously, if i could explain to them what chamillionaire meant by "ridin' dirty" because they thought it might be rodeo-adjacent
Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’” featuring Krayzie Bone was released 20 years ago today. It’s the Houston rapper’s only #1 hit, and was parodied on “Weird Al” Yankovic’s only Top 10 hit (“White & Nerdy).
“Ridin’” was also the best-selling ringtone of 2006.
“Ridin’” was also the best-selling ringtone of 2006.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
my favorite memory of this song is when group of cowboys at a horse show in texas approached me to ask, completely seriously, if i could explain to them what chamillionaire meant by "ridin' dirty" because they thought it might be rodeo-adjacent
the dog is extremely loud now that he has intuited that sundays are when he gets to go to his favorite bar, because it is basically a cookie dispensary for him.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the dog is extremely loud now that he has intuited that sundays are when he gets to go to his favorite bar, because it is basically a cookie dispensary for him.
there was a king tide today so i took the dog to gaze in awe at its power but he just laughed in its face.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
there was a king tide today so i took the dog to gaze in awe at its power but he just laughed in its face.
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Guys who make weird fonts talking about Yorgos Lanthimos
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Guys who make weird fonts talking about Yorgos Lanthimos
robb akey hasn't changed much i see lmao
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
robb akey hasn't changed much i see lmao
begging folks at the fred meyer to stop queuing to have their receipts checked as they exit. just because someone else fell for kroger's security theater doesn't mean you do! this is not a costco YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THAT.
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
begging folks at the fred meyer to stop queuing to have their receipts checked as they exit. just because someone else fell for kroger's security theater doesn't mean you do! this is not a costco YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THAT.
the smacking sounds my terrible little dog makes when eating a pear, and the way his eyes bug out as the pear approaches
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the smacking sounds my terrible little dog makes when eating a pear, and the way his eyes bug out as the pear approaches
lfg vandals
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
lfg vandals
how am i just now realizing fred is one pink dye job away from a killer NummyMuffinCooColButter halloween costume
October 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
how am i just now realizing fred is one pink dye job away from a killer NummyMuffinCooColButter halloween costume
we went to a showing of event horizon (1997) this week and when "2015 - first humans colonize the moon" chyron popped up the entire theater let out a nice hearty chuckle
no one in our lifetime is going to live in space. in all likelihood no one will ever live sustainably in space
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
we went to a showing of event horizon (1997) this week and when "2015 - first humans colonize the moon" chyron popped up the entire theater let out a nice hearty chuckle