Sam Bergman
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Sam Bergman
@violanorth.bsky.social
musician, arts administrator, Quaker, baker, Granite Stater; he/him

"A curmudgeonly joy" — @doodlyroses.com
"Fancy with an element of surprise" — @dalanie.bsky.social
I think it's more than just an edit. His body and mouth both constantly return to center in a way that bodies do not do, and his in particular does not. And the mouth seems to have like 4 positions that are just cycling through. Maybe I'm nuts, but I think this was faked.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I just looked at the video, and boy it sure looks fake. The way his mouth is moving is... not right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I assume this meeting was something to do with once again getting the federal government to allocate trillions of dollars to patrol New Hampshire's one 12-foot border crossing with Quebec, utilized entirely by moose.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Reposted by Sam Bergman
I took this job because I believe in the values of Hell, I never expected all this pressure
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Yeah, it's definitely never happened before, and I melt butter in there all the time!
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I fully expect Dan Vladar to turn back into a pumpkin any day now, but ngl this has been some fun.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yeah, I'm fine
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oh no, there are regional champions? 🫣
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Kas, I have won exactly one round. Out of, like, 70.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM