It’s down to these two. I mean come ON

You know he’d be the WORST at emails. Absolute trash.

When doing my spreadsheet job I like to pretend that I’m a Mesopotamian scribe recording Babylonian sheep instead of quarterly earrings

As far as we can tell writing for accounting predates writing for narrative by like, centuries.
In ancient Mesopotamia the accounting tablets are set up in a fashion we still see today with a two column approach and look remarkably like excel spreadsheets.

He understood what cats are like

Thank you!! I am not entirely sure how one gets followers, I have even fewer on IG 😂

Yes please. It’s really nice when people say nice things to me about my art

Ugh. It got me. I wish I could say it didn’t but it did. I am a fool

I am actively annoyed by how gorgeous your sketchbook is! And clean!

It took me a long time to get passed the “well I don’t really know much about it so I don’t feel strongly” mental barrier I had around Israel. Which is weird, not knowing much about things has never once stopped me from feeling strongly about them

He’s perfect.

This is lovely! And you’re telling me you did this in 30 minutes while still drinking your coffee?!

A Muslim Democratic Socialist who unequivocally supports trans rights just won a landslide in NYC, despite establishment Dems spending millions of dollars trying to tank his campaign

Maybe the establishment Dem losing streak is a skill issue idk

Hear me out- kidney stones for crystal girlies