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Vidmaster but chilly
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Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID.
Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net
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Everything feels terrible, so have a sleepy Rayne doing the tiniest little blep. #corgi #corgicrew
The head and shoulders of Rayne the tan and white corgi asleep on her side on a grey couch. Her eyes are closed and the tiniest tip of her tongue is sticking out of her mouth. She has cute little spots on her mouth and chin right below her nose, which we call her cow mouth
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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The four panel crow comic meme. A crow at a microphone says “lower costs!”, then a heckler yells “boo get better material!” The crow sweats and looks at its notecards, which say “Lower costs. Lower costs. What about lower costs? Let's lower the costs! How about those costs folks!”
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
Frankie the tricolor corgi standing on the passenger seat of my Forester with his front paws up on the dashboard. He is eagerly awaiting a pup cup and the excitement is visible in his posture and the way his ears are perked up. This car in front of us needs to hurry the fuck up!
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Finished building my Christmas present today! This was a fun build and looks super cool.
A Lego art Milky Way galaxy hanging on a green wall. It’s about 30”x18” and looks like pixel art. The middle is white and orange with the galaxy arms going out to shades of blue. There are lots of little bits sticking up everywhere to give it texture.
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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The finished product
A bowl of authentic spaghetti carbonara topped with freshly cracked black pepper. Above it in the bowl are three pieces of buttered homemade baguette.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Pasta making ASMR for our Christmas Eve carbonara
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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im here you fuckaas bitch
The house on the rock in Wisconsin
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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You are not obligated to battle with the right on social media but you are obligated to tell Frankie that he is the handsomest boy.
Frankie the tricolor corgi is sitting on my lap as my legs are stretched out in front of me on the couch. His ears are perked and he is sitting up attentively, and he has a light blue bandana with a snowman on it around his neck. In the background is a lit up Christmas’s tree.
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Have a handsome Christmas boy who doesn’t even know what a transmission is!
Frankie the tricolor corgi is sitting on my lap looking off to the left of the frame and looking very majestic. He has on a blue bandana with a snowman. In the background is our flocked decorated lit up Christmas tree
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Pictured here in order:
Rayne the tan and white corgi is the happiest dog in the world Rayne the tan and white corgi is the saddest dog in the world because she’s being forced to eat new food and has just been yelled at for rolling on a piece of meat on the carpet Rayne the tan and white corgi is the most judgmental dog in the world because I am toiling away under capitalism instead of napping and petting dogs
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Holidays mean extra dad cuddles and extra treats. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Rayne the tan and white corgi curled up on the couch next to my leg. She is looking at something behind me and has one ear up and the other back. She has a heckin floofy booty right now. Frankie the tricolor corgi curled up next to my legs looking comfy
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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We got new food for the dogs, and while Rayne isn’t sure about eating it, she’s sure happy to carry little meat pieces onto the carpet and roll on them.
Rayne the tan and white corgi standing near her food bowl with a big red patch of meat juice on her neck. Pieces of her tasty human grade food have been scattered around everywhere because she is a diva and is mad at us for changing her food
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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The sickos guy peeking out from under a wall saying yes ha ha ha yes
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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What’s Aladdin’s favorite cocktail?

A djinn and tonic!
Rayne the tan and white corgi standing outside on the patio with our crappy lawn behind her. She is laughing at my terrible joke.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I need to do a better job measuring what went into my cocktails because the thing I made is delicious. Some sort of black Manhattan/vieux carré hybrid with a hint of smoky scotch and a little honey ginger elderberry syrup. The ginger gives it a nice Christmas vibe.
Assorted booze on a black granite countertop. Pictures are angostura orange bitters, Braulio amaro, Highland Park Magnus scotch, Templeton rye, Benedictine, and an empty bottle of Berto sweet vermouth. In the back is an empty decanter which held Basil Hayden dark rye
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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A Zohran Mamdani style sign which reads “unknown gods for dwarves babies”
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Rayne is basically a cat! She likes to play pounce and just gives very cat vibes for a corgi
Rayne the tan and white corgi curled up on the floor staring up at the camera and looking annoyed that I have disturbed her nap and am now taking her picture
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I would absolutely create the Jiggles memorial scholarship for sassy chonks.
Jiggles the red and white corgi laying down and looking back over her shoulder at me sassily
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Nutted but she still coralin’
A close up of Creepy Steve, Eel Pervert who is clearly in the throes of passion
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Happy 3rd birthday Frankie!
Frankie the tricolor corgi chilling on the back of the couch and resting his paw on Vidmaster’s shoulder. Vidmaster is a balding middle aged white dude with glasses and a beard, and he is wearing a black Space Corgi t-shirt.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Rayne suggests hiding in your bed until you feel better.
Rayne the tan and white corgi scrunched into her round fluffy grey bed with her head and back all curled under the edge. There is a red blanket with small white hearts occupying the other half of her bed.
October 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I can’t believe my wife and I have been together for 10 years (and married for 7) today. This is still my favorite photo from our wedding day.
Jiggles the tan and white and thicc corgi sitting outside next to a tree. A sign is resting against it which reads “congratulations mom and dad”. Resting against the right side of the sign is a small pizza box which says 1000 degrees Neapolitan Pizza.
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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And fuck this knife in particular
Another autism-ass utensil, this time a fucking knife that’s just a big flat piece of metal all the same width but one end is flatter and has a rounded tip which makes it a knife. I hate it too and hope the designer, David Mellor, is happy with himself for inflicting this on humanity.
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I’m still mad at it but slightly less so than the fork
A white dudes hand holding a spoon. It has a little head and a thicc wide handle and is a little autism triggering but the head is at least wider than the handle and it is boop boop not boop spink
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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NO 😡
The most autism ass fork you have seen. It is all the same width with tines on one end and a little bend. I hate it so much.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM