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Vhodka Black
@vhodka.bsky.social
Habitual line stepper & beloved cultural icon. The Hyena. America’s Sweetheart. Lachesis. Wife to @PHRQxMega #FictionalAccount #RP
Is this just because of Kal?
Same. I keep saying I wish I could bring him back to life so he could die again.
July 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Congratulations to my little hot buttered fallopian feast @facethedoll.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@facethedoll.bsky.social why does this look like them
June 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@queenragdoll.bsky.social new Rico Nasty album today
May 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I knew you liked me!!!
I did the deed... I defeated her...

SO WHY DOES IT FEEL STRANGELY MELANCHOLY?? 😬

Ugh what are you @vhodka.bsky.social let's just be fr... frie... friendly 😞
May 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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UCI brings a fresh experience to efedding, one where your creativity/style isn't limited by a judge/fedhead's idea of what you "should be". Sci-fi, comedy, drama, thriller/horror? All valid here! We return in the Fall with 60+ already in Discord and a growing roster. (DMs open for anyone interested)
May 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Larry wants to drug and then have his way with me at #LEW8 😏
May 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Sid has an impressive legal team. We are obligated to announce the sign up for his first ever 'Sid Bucks Cruise' event!

**NOTE** This has no bearing on The Great Illuminatus or its results.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
May 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Today is the final day to apply for this year's GREAT ILLUMINATUS. You have until midnight CST. To apply send me a DM on here or discord...basically get in touch with me.

Once tonight's deadline passes I'll begin informing people if they've been accepted to compete.
April 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Only 1 week left to sign up! The Great Illuminatus awaits. Don't miss out on the biggest event of the year! DM me to get on the treasured, coveted, uber sexy list.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
April 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Easily the happiest I've ever been with how a roleplay has turned out. enhancedcombatleague.freeforums.net/thread/73/
DOWN 💖 | Enhanced Combat League
CLICK HERE.
enhancedcombatleague.freeforums.net
April 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Why? Are you not potty trained?
I’ll shit in the two holes where your tits used to be!

#LEW
You ain’t gon do shit, Fred Mammary.
April 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Glad to be facing Larry this time, he won’t talk about making out with me the whole time. (I asked already)
April 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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enhancedcombatleague.freeforums.net/thread/70/ec... - //after a bit of a delay, ECL IV - To Live and Die in DUMBO results are up!

I appreciate everyone bearing with me!
ECL IV - To Live and Die in DUMBO | Enhanced Combat League
Click here!
enhancedcombatleague.freeforums.net
April 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
April 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You ain’t gon do shit, Fred Mammary.
You interrupt one of my matches again, it’ll be your tits that you leave behind!
I lost my diaphragm and thought I might have left it out there. My bad, ya’ll.
April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Please respect our elected officials
As Vhodka dips out through the ropes and gives a playful wave, Cliff is up in the referee’s face with a fistful of shirt collar as officials swarm in to break up the confrontation. #LEW7
April 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I lost my diaphragm and thought I might have left it out there. My bad, ya’ll.
Controversy and chaos breaks out as @dedmemry.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social’s slugfest ends in a 30 minute draw following ringside interruption from contender Vhodka Black. #LEW7
April 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Where is your capitalist god now??
April 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
April 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thank you for acknowledging I have never done anything wrong
Scratch that.

I forgive most of you.
April 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Thanks
I forgive all of you.
Even though you don't deserve it.
Because I am merciful.
April 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
For the last time I don’t want to make out with you, Clifftopher.
I don’t mind getting down and dirty with weirdo chicks like @vhodka.bsky.social, but at #LEW7, it’s about busting heads, not busting a nut. Vhodka, I’m going to show you that Fiscal Cliff is too big to fail, while you, like the rest of the 99%, are too small to succeed.
April 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Only 3 weeks left to sign up! The Great Illuminatus awaits.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
April 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Where the fuck is @atararaven.bsky.social
April 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM