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dedmemry.bsky.social
Ded Memry
@dedmemry.bsky.social
Fictional character

RP account
Pinned
“We were never alive, and we won't be born again

But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart”
I’ll shit in the two holes where your tits used to be!

#LEW
You ain’t gon do shit, Fred Mammary.
You interrupt one of my matches again, it’ll be your tits that you leave behind!
April 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You interrupt one of my matches again, it’ll be your tits that you leave behind!
I lost my diaphragm and thought I might have left it out there. My bad, ya’ll.
Controversy and chaos breaks out as @dedmemry.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social’s slugfest ends in a 30 minute draw following ringside interruption from contender Vhodka Black. #LEW7
April 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
To paraphrase a wrestler from long ago, if you put an “S” in front of “Hatman,” you have my exact opinion of Stetson Walker. #LEW
April 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You reckon whatever you want, Shatman. #LEW
So, masked buddy boy wants to make noise about sitting at the big kids’ table here in LEW? Well then, I reckon we can pull out a chair, so he can come over and then he can pick between BELT1 & BELT2 for which one I’m putting to his ass. #LEW7

@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
April 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Although my match at #LEW7 against @stetsonwalker.bsky.social isn’t for BELT, I’m going to prove to him and the rest of LEW that BELT should be mine! Walker, you better hope that when I cave your head in, your hat stays on in order to hide the damage to your bloody, beaten, and unrecognizable face!
April 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oh, so now we’re speaking in riddles. Well, decode this riddle for me:

I beat Poops. You put Poops in a match where he can win a shot at Necklace.

I get put in a match against the man who holds BELT but the match isn’t for BELT!

Riddle me that, motherfucker!
Just because a stipulation isn’t stated doesn’t mean there aren’t implications unspoken.
April 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social let me get this straight. I dropped Grandpa Poops with a chair and pinned his ass for the 1-2-3 but I don’t get to fight for a shot at Necklace while HE does?! This is one memory that won’t be dead to me!
April 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Blockbuster- a symbol of a bygone era.

But the only thing that’s going to be bygone after #LEW6 is @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social, because I’m going to bust his block with a steel chair over and over again until it flies off his shoulders, and unlike Blockbuster, no one is going to remember him fondly!
March 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR A MUSICAL CHAIRS MATCH! #LEW
While @rugarooav.bsky.social , @truck-fuchs.bsky.social , and @dedmemry.bsky.social are awarded the DQ win, Steven relays the message that Scoops and DM will face off in a Street Fight at LEW 6. #LEW5
March 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Good, because it’s going to be the last thing you do, you saggy-balled motherfucker! #LEW
and ill fuckin do it again you pos @dedmemry.bsky.social
The six-man tag co-main event flies off the rails at the 9:10 mark as @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social launches a chair at @dedmemry.bsky.social and entire pack breaks out into chaos. #LEW5
March 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Last time I stepped in the ring with @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social, I hit him so hard in the head with a chair that he lost control of his body and, I dare say, I think I smelled poop. Well, this Saturday, no amount of tag partners will stop me from making Poops McGee crap his tights one more time. #LEW5
March 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Stop being such a Boomer.
this boy wants to play MUSICAL CHAIRS??? boy i will grab that chair and smack you right across the face with it like you tried doing to me, do not fuckin test me
Anytime you want to dance again, I’ll be here. Maybe we can play Musical Chairs.

@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social can we get a Musical Chairs Match going here?

#LEW
February 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Anytime you want to dance again, I’ll be here. Maybe we can play Musical Chairs.

@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social can we get a Musical Chairs Match going here?

#LEW
little fuckin pissant @dedmemry.bsky.social cant get the job done so he tries slobbering me with a chair. just for that, im making sure you remember what its like to suffer out there
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social defeats @dedmemry.bsky.social via disqualification at the 8:18 mark following a chairshot to the back of the head. Medical staff rush to check on Scoops who waves off help, pushing to his feet, seething towards DM at the base of the mailbox. #LEW4
February 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social I hope you’ve got a memory to help you deal with the pain of steel across the back of your head, you old fuck. #LEW4
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social defeats @dedmemry.bsky.social via disqualification at the 8:18 mark following a chairshot to the back of the head. Medical staff rush to check on Scoops who waves off help, pushing to his feet, seething towards DM at the base of the mailbox. #LEW4
February 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“The trash fire is warm
But nowhere safe from the storm
And I can't bear to see
What I've let me be
So wicked and worn”

#LEW
February 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social is an old man and he’s got a lot of memories to lose. Memories don’t have much significance to me, so it won’t bother me one bit when I drop him on his head and cause him to forget everything about his 60+ years. #LEW4
February 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“We were never alive, and we won't be born again

But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart”
February 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.”
February 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM