“Hatman” Stetson Walker
@stetsonwalker.bsky.social
Real graps. (Fake account).
Well that wasn't how I wanted to find out I was unemployed.
I wish we didn't have to get on here and say this, but due to the arrest of our once beloved Cashew in relation to events in Utah today, we must cease all events and business relations effective immediately.
September 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Well that wasn't how I wanted to find out I was unemployed.
Y'all should join @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social, where the vanilla midgets play!
June 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Y'all should join @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social, where the vanilla midgets play!
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idek what else there is left to say to @maxdaemon.bsky.social so here's a doodle of Popeye with big naturals and a BBL
May 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
idek what else there is left to say to @maxdaemon.bsky.social so here's a doodle of Popeye with big naturals and a BBL
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idek what else there is left to say to @maxdaemon.bsky.social so here's a doodle of Popeye with big naturals and a BBL
May 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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According to my frenemy Matthias Syn anything Presidential is inept and beneath me and with a name like Coolidge this guy can only be forgettable....
Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
May 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to my frenemy Matthias Syn anything Presidential is inept and beneath me and with a name like Coolidge this guy can only be forgettable....
Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
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Tungsten Funkler is a candidate for the Tactilize Yourself program.
After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
June 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tungsten Funkler is a candidate for the Tactilize Yourself program.
After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
To prep for Rug boy and the flat bed fornicator, @vhodka.bsky.social and I put aside our differences and went to the dollar store. Got a toy for our overlord Cashew and some pool noodles to wallop you boys good and proper. #LEW9 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
To prep for Rug boy and the flat bed fornicator, @vhodka.bsky.social and I put aside our differences and went to the dollar store. Got a toy for our overlord Cashew and some pool noodles to wallop you boys good and proper. #LEW9 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
I'm back after a vacay, what I miss?
May 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm back after a vacay, what I miss?
Hell yeah Larry! Get it!
In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social who pulls a not-so-small package out for the upset over the #1 contender in @vhodka.bsky.social at 29:28 after a similar projector appearance from @stetsonwalker.bsky.social. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hell yeah Larry! Get it!
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LEW card probably gonna be in a couple days. I'm gonna try to get that recruitment game up here a bit for some fresh faces in the LEW shuffle for y'all hopefully. <3
May 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
LEW card probably gonna be in a couple days. I'm gonna try to get that recruitment game up here a bit for some fresh faces in the LEW shuffle for y'all hopefully. <3
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@stetsonwalker.bsky.social picks up a dub over @fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social after hitting BELTer Skelter (a real move and not some dumb shit I totally just made up) at 8:01. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
@stetsonwalker.bsky.social picks up a dub over @fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social after hitting BELTer Skelter (a real move and not some dumb shit I totally just made up) at 8:01. #LEW8
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I have to face Vhodka for #LEW8 and it's going to be a total snoozer because I'm taking very practical yet intuitive and, lastly, proactive measures.
I'm saying I'll drug her and then we'll see how she handles my Bloodweb PTSD, unless she mentally overrides the pills for then we must wrestle IRL!
I'm saying I'll drug her and then we'll see how she handles my Bloodweb PTSD, unless she mentally overrides the pills for then we must wrestle IRL!
May 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I have to face Vhodka for #LEW8 and it's going to be a total snoozer because I'm taking very practical yet intuitive and, lastly, proactive measures.
I'm saying I'll drug her and then we'll see how she handles my Bloodweb PTSD, unless she mentally overrides the pills for then we must wrestle IRL!
I'm saying I'll drug her and then we'll see how she handles my Bloodweb PTSD, unless she mentally overrides the pills for then we must wrestle IRL!
Well this is just unfortunate for @fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social that he got booked against the champ at the start of the month when the rent’s due. Wanna put the boots to my landlord but Mr. Moneybags is gonna have to do. #LEW8 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Well this is just unfortunate for @fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social that he got booked against the champ at the start of the month when the rent’s due. Wanna put the boots to my landlord but Mr. Moneybags is gonna have to do. #LEW8 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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Controversy and chaos breaks out as @dedmemry.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social’s slugfest ends in a 30 minute draw following ringside interruption from contender Vhodka Black. #LEW7
April 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Controversy and chaos breaks out as @dedmemry.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social’s slugfest ends in a 30 minute draw following ringside interruption from contender Vhodka Black. #LEW7
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Although my match at #LEW7 against @stetsonwalker.bsky.social isn’t for BELT, I’m going to prove to him and the rest of LEW that BELT should be mine! Walker, you better hope that when I cave your head in, your hat stays on in order to hide the damage to your bloody, beaten, and unrecognizable face!
April 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Although my match at #LEW7 against @stetsonwalker.bsky.social isn’t for BELT, I’m going to prove to him and the rest of LEW that BELT should be mine! Walker, you better hope that when I cave your head in, your hat stays on in order to hide the damage to your bloody, beaten, and unrecognizable face!
So, masked buddy boy wants to make noise about sitting at the big kids’ table here in LEW? Well then, I reckon we can pull out a chair, so he can come over and then he can pick between BELT1 & BELT2 for which one I’m putting to his ass. #LEW7
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
April 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So, masked buddy boy wants to make noise about sitting at the big kids’ table here in LEW? Well then, I reckon we can pull out a chair, so he can come over and then he can pick between BELT1 & BELT2 for which one I’m putting to his ass. #LEW7
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
To celebrate being the first two time holder of BELT, I decided what BELT needed was a companion. After some alchemical-cajiggery or whatever behold! @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
To celebrate being the first two time holder of BELT, I decided what BELT needed was a companion. After some alchemical-cajiggery or whatever behold! @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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LEW 7 Card is here! Main event open to all talent outside of LEW as well!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
LEW 7
LEW 7: Show Name LIVE! from this sign Embarrass, Minnesota Main Event Battle Royal to decide #1 Contender for Necklace Winner picks partner Matthias Syn, Scoops McGee, Rugaroo, “Truck” Fuchs, Atara...
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March 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
LEW 7 Card is here! Main event open to all talent outside of LEW as well!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Popcorn previously sold by the establishment is thrown in the air like confetti as Walker celebrates the beginning of a second reign with BELT! #LEW6
March 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Popcorn previously sold by the establishment is thrown in the air like confetti as Walker celebrates the beginning of a second reign with BELT! #LEW6
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In our main event (now a triple threat), @maxdaemon.bsky.social ducks a boot from @tactilizingone.bsky.social that sends the champ over the top. Max turns for a Superman punch to @stetsonwalker.bsky.social, but is caught mid flight and hit with a crisp ass powerbomb for the pin at 45:09. #LEW6
March 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In our main event (now a triple threat), @maxdaemon.bsky.social ducks a boot from @tactilizingone.bsky.social that sends the champ over the top. Max turns for a Superman punch to @stetsonwalker.bsky.social, but is caught mid flight and hit with a crisp ass powerbomb for the pin at 45:09. #LEW6
At #LEW6, I’m going to bring BELT back to me, then call up a certain pink-haired hottie for a beer to celebrate.
I got my opponents nervous like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, because they know when *this* hat gets thrown into the ring there’s only result.
Veni, vidi, vici.
I got my opponents nervous like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, because they know when *this* hat gets thrown into the ring there’s only result.
Veni, vidi, vici.
March 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
At #LEW6, I’m going to bring BELT back to me, then call up a certain pink-haired hottie for a beer to celebrate.
I got my opponents nervous like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, because they know when *this* hat gets thrown into the ring there’s only result.
Veni, vidi, vici.
I got my opponents nervous like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, because they know when *this* hat gets thrown into the ring there’s only result.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social who secure the win after Tact comes flying off the top of one of the cars with a crossbody on @jommyscousin.bsky.social and a roll through motion for the pin at 19:09. #LEW5
March 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social who secure the win after Tact comes flying off the top of one of the cars with a crossbody on @jommyscousin.bsky.social and a roll through motion for the pin at 19:09. #LEW5
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#LEW5 Me and Stetson are about to saddle up & lock in to corral two dastardly intruders on these @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social BELTlands.
#TactFacts say they'll be leavin' with BELT'ed hides so everyone knows who whipped those keisters.
#TactFacts say they'll be leavin' with BELT'ed hides so everyone knows who whipped those keisters.
March 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
#LEW5 Me and Stetson are about to saddle up & lock in to corral two dastardly intruders on these @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social BELTlands.
#TactFacts say they'll be leavin' with BELT'ed hides so everyone knows who whipped those keisters.
#TactFacts say they'll be leavin' with BELT'ed hides so everyone knows who whipped those keisters.
Went and got that city slicker Larry a proper hat and boots for this match, so now I reckon we’re gonna stomp on those varmints. They’re fixin’ to get BELT to their asses. #LEW5
March 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Went and got that city slicker Larry a proper hat and boots for this match, so now I reckon we’re gonna stomp on those varmints. They’re fixin’ to get BELT to their asses. #LEW5
As a peace offering for the nasty insinuations @tactilizingone.bsky.social made about how he treated BELT, he sprang for getting my phone fixed. I guess I’ll play nice and we can tan some hides together and resolve our differences later.
March 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
As a peace offering for the nasty insinuations @tactilizingone.bsky.social made about how he treated BELT, he sprang for getting my phone fixed. I guess I’ll play nice and we can tan some hides together and resolve our differences later.