vessel creature
@vessel.doll.church
funny stupid blob monster. has a broken leg for some reason. it reminds me of the dog actually
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vessel creature
@vessel.doll.church
· Aug 19
just a reminder to no one in particular but the ultimate revenge is moving on and being happy
*rapid gmod object collision noises* get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
*rapid gmod object collision noises* get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
lesbian shadow the hedgehog save me
December 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
lesbian shadow the hedgehog save me
honestly, when was the last time meshuggah put out some good old fashioned christmas music
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
honestly, when was the last time meshuggah put out some good old fashioned christmas music
*even stupider idiot voice* i need to get a 12 string microtonal electric guitar with adjustable frets
*stupid idiot voice* i need to get a fretless guitar
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
*even stupider idiot voice* i need to get a 12 string microtonal electric guitar with adjustable frets
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merry christmas everybunny ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆
December 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
merry christmas everybunny ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆
i had a series of like 5 happy accidents while cooking breakfast this morning and i invented chili huevos rancheros. shit bangs
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i had a series of like 5 happy accidents while cooking breakfast this morning and i invented chili huevos rancheros. shit bangs
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Just watched another knight get dragged off to the dungeons for mentioning the fact that our princess is clearly a porcelain doll animated by the grand vizier's foul sorceries. I'm running out of people to cross halberds with when someone tries to enter the throne room can't they just stop caring
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just watched another knight get dragged off to the dungeons for mentioning the fact that our princess is clearly a porcelain doll animated by the grand vizier's foul sorceries. I'm running out of people to cross halberds with when someone tries to enter the throne room can't they just stop caring
i should lean really hard into my ranni kin thing
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i should lean really hard into my ranni kin thing
they're saying this about me
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
they're saying this about me
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the only pill at the gas station that actually works
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the only pill at the gas station that actually works
1. wrap terry davis’ corpse in a copper wire spool, magnetize his coffin
2. install templeos on a vps with networking
3. terry davis will roll in his grave as long as the vps is up
4. harvest this movement with a generator
5. free infinite electricity
2. install templeos on a vps with networking
3. terry davis will roll in his grave as long as the vps is up
4. harvest this movement with a generator
5. free infinite electricity
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
1. wrap terry davis’ corpse in a copper wire spool, magnetize his coffin
2. install templeos on a vps with networking
3. terry davis will roll in his grave as long as the vps is up
4. harvest this movement with a generator
5. free infinite electricity
2. install templeos on a vps with networking
3. terry davis will roll in his grave as long as the vps is up
4. harvest this movement with a generator
5. free infinite electricity
thinking back on that time i got branded a "vriska kinnie" in a discord server just for being a spider type girl and doing a "::::3" emote. i thought i was so clever. i never even read homestuck. they never let me live it down
life sucks and then you die
life sucks and then you die
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
thinking back on that time i got branded a "vriska kinnie" in a discord server just for being a spider type girl and doing a "::::3" emote. i thought i was so clever. i never even read homestuck. they never let me live it down
life sucks and then you die
life sucks and then you die
changing my name to eurydice to preemptively assign hubris and tragic failure to anyone who becomes interested in me
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
changing my name to eurydice to preemptively assign hubris and tragic failure to anyone who becomes interested in me
going to get into collecting roadkill and dead bugs and stuff
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
going to get into collecting roadkill and dead bugs and stuff
i should bring back mkultra. i bet i’d do mkultra so good
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i should bring back mkultra. i bet i’d do mkultra so good
i miss the nintendy switch 1’s shitty little http webserver and private vlan for sharing media to a smartphone. it was frankly genuis and i can’t believe they got rid of it
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i miss the nintendy switch 1’s shitty little http webserver and private vlan for sharing media to a smartphone. it was frankly genuis and i can’t believe they got rid of it
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blackberry retrieval technician
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
blackberry retrieval technician
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witnessed two lesbians at the club having an argument about me last night. i’m such a fucking problem this is awesome
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
witnessed two lesbians at the club having an argument about me last night. i’m such a fucking problem this is awesome
call me the candle the way i’m getting burnt at both ends
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
call me the candle the way i’m getting burnt at both ends
oh god i need to make an instagram. this is fucked
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
oh god i need to make an instagram. this is fucked
im going to start a music review blog where i act insanely pretentious and rank everything on a scale from “distasteful” to “quaint”
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
im going to start a music review blog where i act insanely pretentious and rank everything on a scale from “distasteful” to “quaint”
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