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hermes kissmegistus
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it's just computers in an area, man / something is hidden beneath the table (she)
whoa did everyone hear those thunders
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
when will the so called innovators answer a real market gap - Headphones For Veronica
September 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
it has been pointed out that my blowheater is a "sensory box"
August 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
this is not working. i have the time but not the capacity/willpower/equipment for this album to come off how i wanted
August 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
hermes thesismegistus was one of my top ideas of all time that it was hard to tell if people got or liked. truly top ten of those
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
referring to every part of my life as part of "my vanity project" ("veronica")
July 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
introducing someone to veronica bandcamp is an opportunity to quickly listen to everything on it and doublecheck that i'm not bad as a songwriter/person
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
slept through my alarm wrapped in a powerful dream of packing to go to bulgaria via japan with @acegiak.bsky.social, realising we didn't have flights booked, or visas, then going to book them and forgetting the name of the destination and ash confidently saying "argentina!"
July 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i love it when a game has rain noise in it, even though it's usually playing over some rain noise i already have on
July 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
experimentally going @impormable.bsky.social mode (?????)
July 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
thought i'd watch 28 weeks later cause i want to see the new one, got a third of the way through and got too scared so i went back to watching taskmaster
July 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
there were two couples in the fancy restaurant who were on their phones the whole time, one seemed to be a date and that was sad to witness, but the other was fine, seemed to be besties who figured they might as well coexist and play on their phones in a french restaurant as at home
July 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
my coworker's cat came to the office and was very interested in me bc i smell like my cat, and then my cat was extra interested in me bc i smelled like other cat. could be onto something big here
July 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my coworker gave me a thing of strawberries and said "-and they're actually really good" just as i bit the first one and went "OHHH!"
July 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
had a good night out 🥹
June 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Apparently one of the taglines of ALIEN: ROMULUS is "In space, no one can hear you", which is just *chef's kiss* insipid.

But Crave, a streaming service in Canada, has truly elevated what was already a stupid tagline into something truly incredible.
This is art.
May 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
May 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!
May 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
educating people about how emotions are good actually in the streets, hiding in bed in the sheets
April 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
putting this on the fridge like a food pyramid
April 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
delicate piano instrumental version of smells like teen spirit playing quietly in the vet reception
April 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
got my plates to indicate that lacuna is in the car
April 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
me at the nff let's gooo
PAIN THRESHOLD - Dance till you drop. Dance till you die, if you must.
April 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
April 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM