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Ven but… Evil?
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|Current reports indicate 🏳️‍🌈|Rumor has it a🦇|
|Pokémon Rancher|Sith Lord|Gnoll Monk 👊🏽|
|Writer • Gaymer| 🇵🇷
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Eat the rich? Yes.
Arm day #gym done.
Apparently all my shirts are Bats, Opossums or Hyenas theme. I guess I have a favorite trio. Time to be #gay
Clair Obscure expedition 33 deserved all that it got. It was my GoTY everything about it for me was perfect and I want more
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If I could have any fictional companion created as a partner I would 100% have a Ghost from Destiny franchise. I love those little sentient bots
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I will work out with a trainer and absolutely change my diet so I can cosplay as Rouge from X-men.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Level 35 reached 🎂

+4 Strength
+6 Constitution
+2 Charisma
+3 Wisdom
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It’s Friday before my b-day weekend. As tradition mandates… I’m ordering food because I will do fuck all today :)
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I went from battlefield 6 to fortnight dressed as a wolf. I blame the ready player one vibes
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“Yo tengo paciencia.” Es lo que yo digo ante de romper mi control. El puto último upgrade de Metroid Prime no lo encuentro.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s here, the birth month. Soon I will have the same level to evolve to Rillaboom.
a cartoon monkey with a green leaf on its head is holding a sword in its mouth .
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December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Men that have fangs = moisture

Happy Sunday
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving or Happy Thursday. I can’t wait to have dinner at 1430 today for no fucking reason 🐓
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The one ambiance song I have on all day is the Animal Crossing Museum/Aquarium
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
IMAGINE If Magic: The Gathering releases a set that is based off Clair Obscur Expedition 33.

I will dump all my money there, even the saved money I have for the second book. I don’t care I need a Weee wooo card
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What do you mean your Baldur’s Gate 3 characters aren’t naked casting ignis?

My Dragonborn is a nude….. naturalist.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oooh Animal Crossing! I forgot how cute my island is.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
God save me, so I’m entertained by the new Battlefield. Every headshot I get makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

But… nothing beats the Jet2holiday as my werewolf character dancing “Make you mine” in Fortnight.

I don’t even play to win I just play to watch my werewolf avatar dance.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s real DnD facts don’t fight me I don’t write the rules.

1) Anyone who plays Tiefling is a homosexual

2) Anyone who plays drow is a lesbian

3) Anyone who plays any half race is a submissive bottom.

And all gnoll monks are stud muffins that deserve money 👁️👁️
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’d let the GameCube smash me. (Sexually not physically)
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yeah I called myself a slur here.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
2 day fast? Sure… will I last? I fucking hope so
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
WAIT Vine is coming back as a new app????
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Got tequila drunk last night and played Bg3. God I love Dragonborn and *insert any class here*
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Dear Universe,
Thank you for those men who wear grey sweats at the gym and bless the ones who forgot to wear underwear. Amen.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A single card popped out of my deck while shuffling and you know what I’ll take it happily.

#Tarot
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Apparently today is Veterans day. I had no idea, guess I’ll gift myself fried chicken.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There are owls hooting outside!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM