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Ven
@verdehaze.bsky.social
|Current reports indicate 🏳️‍🌈|Rumor has it a🦇|
|Pokémon Rancher|Sith Lord|Gnoll Monk 👊🏽|
|Writer • Gaymer| 🇵🇷
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Quill my DnD (fu/pe)rsona is here thanks to the great @chocofox.bsky.social 😻

I love him so much (although I should get him dressed)…

Now to decide what Monk Subclass he needs to be!

#Dnd #gnoll
My pc crashed while playing Monster Hunter Wilds and I had a mini panic attack.

Pc parts cost too much don’t break please… I don’t want to whore myself like I did for my book
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My titles are:

Bread Eater
Gnoll Enthusiast
Gay individual who silently commits arson (jkjk….👁️👁️)
Gamer
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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And to one's surprise, the ENTIRE thing is redacted.

What a fucking shitshow.
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Playing as a Dragonborn Bard the most essential spell I have other than Vicious Mockery is Power Word: Kill.

Why? Because I can point at my opponent shoes and yell “What are those?!”

And bam instant death.
(If 100 hp or less)

Fucking love #dnd
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
One of my fave games
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My biceps is one Applin big! This makes me a true dragon trainer…. Also an idea for a new Pokémon tattoo
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Michael Meyers is leaving DbD and my heart hurts (no seriously his mori). He escaped the fog.

I loved his jump scares
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Quill my DnD (fu/pe)rsona is here thanks to the great @chocofox.bsky.social 😻

I love him so much (although I should get him dressed)…

Now to decide what Monk Subclass he needs to be!

#Dnd #gnoll
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The only reason I might even look at the Kim K. Outfit in Fortnight is for the hand bag.

I’m a gay and classy werewolf after all.
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Clair Obscure expedition 33 deserved all that it got. It was my GoTY everything about it for me was perfect and I want more
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If I could have any fictional companion created as a partner I would 100% have a Ghost from Destiny franchise. I love those little sentient bots
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I will work out with a trainer and absolutely change my diet so I can cosplay as Rouge from X-men.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Level 35 reached 🎂

+4 Strength
+6 Constitution
+2 Charisma
+3 Wisdom
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It’s Friday before my b-day weekend. As tradition mandates… I’m ordering food because I will do fuck all today :)
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I went from battlefield 6 to fortnight dressed as a wolf. I blame the ready player one vibes
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“Yo tengo paciencia.” Es lo que yo digo ante de romper mi control. El puto último upgrade de Metroid Prime no lo encuentro.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s here, the birth month. Soon I will have the same level to evolve to Rillaboom.
a cartoon monkey with a green leaf on its head is holding a sword in its mouth .
ALT: a cartoon monkey with a green leaf on its head is holding a sword in its mouth .
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December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Men that have fangs = moisture

Happy Sunday
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving or Happy Thursday. I can’t wait to have dinner at 1430 today for no fucking reason 🐓
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The one ambiance song I have on all day is the Animal Crossing Museum/Aquarium
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
IMAGINE If Magic: The Gathering releases a set that is based off Clair Obscur Expedition 33.

I will dump all my money there, even the saved money I have for the second book. I don’t care I need a Weee wooo card
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What do you mean your Baldur’s Gate 3 characters aren’t naked casting ignis?

My Dragonborn is a nude….. naturalist.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oooh Animal Crossing! I forgot how cute my island is.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
God save me, so I’m entertained by the new Battlefield. Every headshot I get makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

But… nothing beats the Jet2holiday as my werewolf character dancing “Make you mine” in Fortnight.

I don’t even play to win I just play to watch my werewolf avatar dance.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s real DnD facts don’t fight me I don’t write the rules.

1) Anyone who plays Tiefling is a homosexual

2) Anyone who plays drow is a lesbian

3) Anyone who plays any half race is a submissive bottom.

And all gnoll monks are stud muffins that deserve money 👁️👁️
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM