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Lemon Verbena
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100% me, very authentiic. 💕LIVE everyday as yourself and no one will ever be able to tell you they don’t believe you can 💕 Proud mum to Prawn . RT≠DTF
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Cringe tastes:

Least Offensive
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Pokemon
Stan behavior in your 30s
Musical Theater
Creed (Fragrance)
Overwatch
Requesting songs
“Oh, I don’t take the train”
Kaws
Avatar the Last Air Bender
Boxed Funko Pops en masse
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Most Heinous
Babe wake up BLTs made with tomatoes from my garden!
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
You’re the only one that I belong to
Every part of me is is a part of you
kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The boots-nality of tea-vil
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I had to drive in the rain in the dark on the taconic and the car I was in had the shittiest wipers and honestly I couldn’t see anything and I’m very glad I did not die
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My holiday food hot take is that I really hate the way most people make mac and cheese, like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE BEEN COOKING THIS PASTA FOR AN HOUR?!
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDNT SLEEP?!
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
*Trump Voice* “Something has changed within me, something is… not. the. same.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
He did the Dance of Seven Veils. There is simply no other explanation.
Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Zohran after rizzing up Dondon so he doesn’t send the military to nyc:
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Mamdani delights with presidential themed scavenger hunt around the West Wing. Trump, adorned in custom MAGA-red deerstalker cap, claps while opening gold-leafed envelope tucked behind a portrait of FDR containing a crisp hundred dollar bill, the final prize for solving a clue about infrastructure.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Squirrel YouTuber GRWM Fall edition:
Nuts I’m focusing on nuts
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Reposted by Lemon Verbena
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wait wait wait, can you imagine how annoying this would be?!
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Spunchbob big eye pães o que
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
When you say something important and all you get back is that methylene blue stare
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
-from TEA on ARTPOP
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pussy so good you wind up in New Jersey
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Remember that $9 lemon water with all the different colored bottles?
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I love carpet
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
We are not thanksgiving turkeys
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
HATE when Friendsgiving doesn’t have a turkey. Turkey is the only redeeming part. YOU’RE GONNA TRY TO MAKE THE HOLIDAY LESS RACIST BY ROPING ME INTO A SOCIAL CONTRACT THEN PULLING A FAST ONE?!?!?!?!
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
SHOW ME SUPPORT
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i AM the gringe and i HATE chrismas
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Dreemana Cardigan:
Free from LAX at last girl
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think we should get rid of debates and just have ziwe interview candidates
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM