Lemon Verbena
@verbenalemon.bsky.social
100% me, very authentiic. 💕LIVE everyday as yourself and no one will ever be able to tell you they don’t believe you can 💕 Proud mum to Prawn . RT≠DTF
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Lemon Verbena
@verbenalemon.bsky.social
· Feb 24
Cringe tastes:
Least Offensive
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Pokemon
Stan behavior in your 30s
Musical Theater
Creed (Fragrance)
Overwatch
Requesting songs
“Oh, I don’t take the train”
Kaws
Avatar the Last Air Bender
Boxed Funko Pops en masse
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Most Heinous
Least Offensive
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Pokemon
Stan behavior in your 30s
Musical Theater
Creed (Fragrance)
Overwatch
Requesting songs
“Oh, I don’t take the train”
Kaws
Avatar the Last Air Bender
Boxed Funko Pops en masse
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Most Heinous
“-and I’ll have the quesa-diva with the salsa pi-cunty, thanks”
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“-and I’ll have the quesa-diva with the salsa pi-cunty, thanks”
rip jesus 😔 you would have loved all the little children of the world
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
rip jesus 😔 you would have loved all the little children of the world
I miss Phillip Plein
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I miss Phillip Plein
Last night I was sorting a cube and realized I was missing one copy of Opulent Palace. I opened the ONE pack of Tarkir Dragon Storm I had and SUMMONED THAT BITCH FROM THE AETHER. Incredible
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Last night I was sorting a cube and realized I was missing one copy of Opulent Palace. I opened the ONE pack of Tarkir Dragon Storm I had and SUMMONED THAT BITCH FROM THE AETHER. Incredible
I have always said that New York City is the 5th character of this show. Do you agree?! 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have always said that New York City is the 5th character of this show. Do you agree?! 🤔
It’s called “sounding” because I get to test my ideas on you while you shove things in my pisshole
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s called “sounding” because I get to test my ideas on you while you shove things in my pisshole
Greedy greedy cheese goblin:
Ate too much cheese
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Greedy greedy cheese goblin:
McNulty’s Tea & Coffee Co. Strawberry Guava Herbal Blend… the woman that you are-
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
McNulty’s Tea & Coffee Co. Strawberry Guava Herbal Blend… the woman that you are-
Cursed ornament
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Cursed ornament
I’m not Sisyphus, I am the rock
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m not Sisyphus, I am the rock
Minion or da Bob fo today, but it’s a twink in a yellow jockstrap
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Minion or da Bob fo today, but it’s a twink in a yellow jockstrap
My listening age is 73 😶
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My listening age is 73 😶
KATY SNUBBED AGAIN JUSTICE FOR WITNESS
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
KATY SNUBBED AGAIN JUSTICE FOR WITNESS
It’s 2 am I live in Manhattan WHY IS THERE A ROOSTER CROWING?!
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It’s 2 am I live in Manhattan WHY IS THERE A ROOSTER CROWING?!
Wait wait wait, you’re telling me you reply? To texts? From people that are not paying you?!
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Wait wait wait, you’re telling me you reply? To texts? From people that are not paying you?!
Very weird when telegram randomly lets you know a dead friend has joined telegram!
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Very weird when telegram randomly lets you know a dead friend has joined telegram!
(Grocery store checkout line)
“What magazine should I buy?”
“What magazine should I buy?”
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
(Grocery store checkout line)
“What magazine should I buy?”
“What magazine should I buy?”
Cocteau Twins:
I don’t understand just sounds good
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Cocteau Twins:
