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As defense I'm neutered and spayed. Fucking running. Not a doctor.

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Dan Quayle
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retvrn
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Another data point indicating that Polymarket is not a “prediction market” but a public persuasion operation—here it spreads disinformation about Minnesota and DHS signals boosts the disinformation:
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I’d like to begin this meeting by acknowledging that we are in undiagnosed Autistic territory.
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The neurons... they won't fire
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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"I should not be afraid to go with a hundred Whigs against a thousand Tories, were they to attempt to get into arms. Every Tory is a coward; for servile, slavish, self-interested fear is the foundation of Toryism; and a man under such influence, though he may be cruel, never can be brave."
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
y'all twisted old sphincters
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This is the Gloaming
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Clot today?
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
In Maniac Cop, when Maniac Cop drives a van off a pier…. They don’t make movies like that anymore
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Personally, I like to honor Second Responders, too. I guess I’m just high EQ
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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A motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today.
US 12520926
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Clot tonight?
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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they yearn for the boot, they just want it to be a birkenstock
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Multitasking compliance training
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This pier burned down in the 80s. Faintest memory
haunted mansion, long branch, new jersey, 1978
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I did a 10k *pacing in my house* last month. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.
January 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Clot today?
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Can you imagine a Predator checking into that Hotel? I'll tell you what you'd see: one very unsightly predator boner.
May 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
the pickleman can because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
January 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
IMAGINE: a future you don't dread
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Ahh you don’t say
January 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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David Bowie
8/1/1947 - 1/10/2016

Let’s flood Bluesky with our favourite Bowie songs today:

youtu.be/91efm5G8OVk?...
January 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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yes! a good number of MAHA-approved products are just repurposed waste from beef production
i'm not saying this as anyone who knows anything about health; i'm saying it as someone who is an alleged expert in interest group politics: the American beef industry is all over MAHA, wellness, and podcast spaces.

remember "bacon mania?" totally a marketing strategy by the pork industry.
New federal dietary guidelines give federal approval to beef tallow, a fat that both cardiologists and the U.S. government told Americans to avoid for nearly half a century.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM