Alex Hevesy
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Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me about the news

Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
I don’t even know what even the heck is a Histogram. I ain’t messing with that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The Creature’s Maw
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’ve played a lot of Balatro
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Listening to the Good Music in my dad’s 2017 Chevy Cruze RS hatchback
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ranking the Star Wars movies:
1. Star Wars
2. Star Wars
3. Star Wars
4. Star Wars
5. Star Wars
6. Star Wars
7. Star Wars
8. Star Wars
9. Star Wars
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Am I listening to Alan Jackson's "Precious Memories" while writing a car review? Maybe!
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"They took out the Hitler Building" is an all-timer MST3K riff
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hey Google, I think it's Moldovan
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
everything I've learned about this person has been against my consent
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A Tortured Soul
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yeah ok
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
A comment on door pulls in super cars.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I found a Blu-Ray copy of The Bridge on the River Kwai for $10.

Going Absolutely Cinematic Over Here
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wandered around the woods with a camera
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by Alex Hevesy
Here’s a breakdown of what cameras are in my kit and why I use them.

- Canon 5D Mark III: Because it’s a good camera and I like it.

- Sony ZV-1F: Because it’s a good camera and I like it.

- Nikon Zfc: Because it’s a good camera and I like it
July 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Gotta love the boy
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is Bailey. My parents are watching him for the weekend and Davis is almost entirely ambivalent
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Going absolutely Salmon
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
TikTok Comments again.

This is a comment on a World Rally Championship driver going full throttle on a course for like 20 seconds.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
New phone camera is good
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My storm door exploded and my phone died. I've had an expensive morning. I am now the proud owner of a new storm door pusher and a new phone. At least my phone is Orange™ now.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
With all the talk from bad actors about antidepressants and that genre of medicine, I thought I’d share my very good experience with taking an antidepressant for the first time.

Last summer, a friend of mine was diagnosed with the brain cancer (she’s cancer free now) and that sent me into a panic.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What if we kissed in front of Grond? 😳🥺🫢😍😘
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
YEAH BBAAABBBBYYEEYY
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Gandalf is so strong and wise, dude
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM