Robyn the Velocirobter
@velocirobter.bsky.social
Overeducated and undersmart
Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist
Transplant in Chicago
they/them
🏳️🌈⚧️🎮⛱️🐋💅😸
Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist
Transplant in Chicago
they/them
🏳️🌈⚧️🎮⛱️🐋💅😸
Caps Lock and I are overwhelmed by the response to her warm seat on this cold day. Here's more of her.
Fun facts!
--she's 16
--she and I have cohabitated almost 10 years
--she has committed at least 3 felonies
Fun facts!
--she's 16
--she and I have cohabitated almost 10 years
--she has committed at least 3 felonies
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Caps Lock and I are overwhelmed by the response to her warm seat on this cold day. Here's more of her.
Fun facts!
--she's 16
--she and I have cohabitated almost 10 years
--she has committed at least 3 felonies
Fun facts!
--she's 16
--she and I have cohabitated almost 10 years
--she has committed at least 3 felonies
Can't grade if it means disturbing the cat.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Can't grade if it means disturbing the cat.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Unfortunately gay Chicago Bluesky got just minutes without this guy before he made a new account. Keep an eye out, block and report as needed, and don't engage
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Unfortunately gay Chicago Bluesky got just minutes without this guy before he made a new account. Keep an eye out, block and report as needed, and don't engage
I mean, this isn't news, and it is spam.
but it is ALSO catching my eye anyway
but it is ALSO catching my eye anyway
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I mean, this isn't news, and it is spam.
but it is ALSO catching my eye anyway
but it is ALSO catching my eye anyway
Idk. 2000s are harder than 2010s. But there's The Saddest Songs and Love With An Asterisk Songs
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Idk. 2000s are harder than 2010s. But there's The Saddest Songs and Love With An Asterisk Songs
WHY IS THIS IN A SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
WHY IS THIS IN A SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK
Whew, what a relief for all those dyslexics that they're actually making it up! 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Whew, what a relief for all those dyslexics that they're actually making it up! 🙄
Of fucking course its origins are in AERA.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Of fucking course its origins are in AERA.
Man, fuck you.
A week ago your ilk said No Kings was liberal, feel-good fluff.
Now No Kings is some kind of gold standard? Jesus, pick a lane.
There are weekly, daily protests. AND we have to do more than protest - fund food banks, support insurgent candidates, teach each other.
A week ago your ilk said No Kings was liberal, feel-good fluff.
Now No Kings is some kind of gold standard? Jesus, pick a lane.
There are weekly, daily protests. AND we have to do more than protest - fund food banks, support insurgent candidates, teach each other.
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Man, fuck you.
A week ago your ilk said No Kings was liberal, feel-good fluff.
Now No Kings is some kind of gold standard? Jesus, pick a lane.
There are weekly, daily protests. AND we have to do more than protest - fund food banks, support insurgent candidates, teach each other.
A week ago your ilk said No Kings was liberal, feel-good fluff.
Now No Kings is some kind of gold standard? Jesus, pick a lane.
There are weekly, daily protests. AND we have to do more than protest - fund food banks, support insurgent candidates, teach each other.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
This is all just warmed-over both sides-ism.
Leftist activists are not equivalent to corporations! Are you fucking stupid?
Also: sucks for them they had this ready to go before Zohran proudly started talking about his Muslim identity, something they elide in calling him focused on class issues.
Leftist activists are not equivalent to corporations! Are you fucking stupid?
Also: sucks for them they had this ready to go before Zohran proudly started talking about his Muslim identity, something they elide in calling him focused on class issues.
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is all just warmed-over both sides-ism.
Leftist activists are not equivalent to corporations! Are you fucking stupid?
Also: sucks for them they had this ready to go before Zohran proudly started talking about his Muslim identity, something they elide in calling him focused on class issues.
Leftist activists are not equivalent to corporations! Are you fucking stupid?
Also: sucks for them they had this ready to go before Zohran proudly started talking about his Muslim identity, something they elide in calling him focused on class issues.
Yes, time to take advice from *checks notes* the people who ran the Democrats' 2024 messaging and Beto O'Rourke's presidential campaign
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yes, time to take advice from *checks notes* the people who ran the Democrats' 2024 messaging and Beto O'Rourke's presidential campaign
I mean, I'm glad I don't rely on anything Canvas-related today and feel bad for my colleagues who do
At the same time, lol
At the same time, lol
October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I mean, I'm glad I don't rely on anything Canvas-related today and feel bad for my colleagues who do
At the same time, lol
At the same time, lol
Pokemon Legends: Z-A is pretty good
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pokemon Legends: Z-A is pretty good
I stand corrected, more Texans than Californians voted for Trump in 2024, despite the opposite being true in 2020 for Trump and Biden. But it's close, and *millions* of red state voters went for Harris, and *millions* of blue state voters went for Trump.
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I stand corrected, more Texans than Californians voted for Trump in 2024, despite the opposite being true in 2020 for Trump and Biden. But it's close, and *millions* of red state voters went for Harris, and *millions* of blue state voters went for Trump.
More signs from No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
More signs from No Kings
Some signs from No Kings at Grant Park
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Some signs from No Kings at Grant Park
Idk, I can't find it in me to get mad at people for reaching a cliche foreign comparison to express their horror
Some people didn't get it before now. Some people see a new line crossed.
Lambasting either of those groups feels like a good way to alienate people
Some people didn't get it before now. Some people see a new line crossed.
Lambasting either of those groups feels like a good way to alienate people
October 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Idk, I can't find it in me to get mad at people for reaching a cliche foreign comparison to express their horror
Some people didn't get it before now. Some people see a new line crossed.
Lambasting either of those groups feels like a good way to alienate people
Some people didn't get it before now. Some people see a new line crossed.
Lambasting either of those groups feels like a good way to alienate people
Request for technical aid:
My desktop computer's internet connection is much slower than other devices on the same wifi. I've tried futzing with wifi settings, firewall, the wireless adapters. Some fixes work for a few days or weeks and then the problem comes back.
Cat for tax
My desktop computer's internet connection is much slower than other devices on the same wifi. I've tried futzing with wifi settings, firewall, the wireless adapters. Some fixes work for a few days or weeks and then the problem comes back.
Cat for tax
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Request for technical aid:
My desktop computer's internet connection is much slower than other devices on the same wifi. I've tried futzing with wifi settings, firewall, the wireless adapters. Some fixes work for a few days or weeks and then the problem comes back.
Cat for tax
My desktop computer's internet connection is much slower than other devices on the same wifi. I've tried futzing with wifi settings, firewall, the wireless adapters. Some fixes work for a few days or weeks and then the problem comes back.
Cat for tax
Sure, why not. My All-MLB ballot.
Gimé and Kwan should be on this list too
Gimé and Kwan should be on this list too
October 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sure, why not. My All-MLB ballot.
Gimé and Kwan should be on this list too
Gimé and Kwan should be on this list too
