Velcro Candied Yams 🍠
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
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Fortune And Glory
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Switchy Witch 🧹
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(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Seems ahhight
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Seems ahhight
I'll always have a soft spot for Mickey and Uncle Scrooge.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'll always have a soft spot for Mickey and Uncle Scrooge.
Sorry. I started over the weekend.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sorry. I started over the weekend.
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To be fair, Ronald was far more aware of my life and interests than my parents were.
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
To be fair, Ronald was far more aware of my life and interests than my parents were.
I saw that was uploaded but I really don't feel like crying right now so I haven't watched it yet.
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I saw that was uploaded but I really don't feel like crying right now so I haven't watched it yet.