Velcro Candied Yams 🍠
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Happy #NiGHTSintoNovember, Killer Shrews!
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy #NiGHTSintoNovember, Killer Shrews!
♓What's in the back of your mind is a treasure trove when there's time to explore--today may not be that day, you may need to zip up and get things done. A creative experiment could work out well.🌓
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
♓What's in the back of your mind is a treasure trove when there's time to explore--today may not be that day, you may need to zip up and get things done. A creative experiment could work out well.🌓
7 years?
7 years since coming out.
7 years since losing friends because they won't talk to a tranny.
In 7 years I met a new best friend forever.
7 years of welcoming community.
Falling in and out and in love.
7 years of hoping my rights aren't taken away every election.
I'd do it all again.
🩵🩷🤍
7 years since coming out.
7 years since losing friends because they won't talk to a tranny.
In 7 years I met a new best friend forever.
7 years of welcoming community.
Falling in and out and in love.
7 years of hoping my rights aren't taken away every election.
I'd do it all again.
🩵🩷🤍
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
7 years?
7 years since coming out.
7 years since losing friends because they won't talk to a tranny.
In 7 years I met a new best friend forever.
7 years of welcoming community.
Falling in and out and in love.
7 years of hoping my rights aren't taken away every election.
I'd do it all again.
🩵🩷🤍
7 years since coming out.
7 years since losing friends because they won't talk to a tranny.
In 7 years I met a new best friend forever.
7 years of welcoming community.
Falling in and out and in love.
7 years of hoping my rights aren't taken away every election.
I'd do it all again.
🩵🩷🤍
🎶Because maybeee
You're gonna be the one with gravyyy
And after all
You're my Butterball🎶🦃
You're gonna be the one with gravyyy
And after all
You're my Butterball🎶🦃
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
🎶Because maybeee
You're gonna be the one with gravyyy
And after all
You're my Butterball🎶🦃
You're gonna be the one with gravyyy
And after all
You're my Butterball🎶🦃
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Look for me in that glowing, pink sky right between sunset and nighttime.
The blinking gray screen when an NES cart isn't starting properly.
That sound a ramekin of garlic butter makes when the foil is peeled back.
That's where I'll be waiting.
The blinking gray screen when an NES cart isn't starting properly.
That sound a ramekin of garlic butter makes when the foil is peeled back.
That's where I'll be waiting.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Look for me in that glowing, pink sky right between sunset and nighttime.
The blinking gray screen when an NES cart isn't starting properly.
That sound a ramekin of garlic butter makes when the foil is peeled back.
That's where I'll be waiting.
The blinking gray screen when an NES cart isn't starting properly.
That sound a ramekin of garlic butter makes when the foil is peeled back.
That's where I'll be waiting.
♓An old betrayal could come up and hurt all over again. Do what you can to lay it to rest: Forgive but remember the pattern. Release any shame. Set new boundaries if needed. Offer yourself closure, you don't need them.🌒
Bet I know who this is about. 🙄
Bet I know who this is about. 🙄
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
♓An old betrayal could come up and hurt all over again. Do what you can to lay it to rest: Forgive but remember the pattern. Release any shame. Set new boundaries if needed. Offer yourself closure, you don't need them.🌒
Bet I know who this is about. 🙄
Bet I know who this is about. 🙄
Gotta juice! 🌭🦔
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Gotta juice! 🌭🦔
♓Listen to your famous intuition today, Pisces. With the moon in your subconscious sector pinging the radiant Sun in your ambition arena, your best bet is to work quietly behind the scenes in order to achieve a goal. What is your gut telling you?🌒
Pisces Daily Horoscope
(February 19 - March 20)
www.elle.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
♓Listen to your famous intuition today, Pisces. With the moon in your subconscious sector pinging the radiant Sun in your ambition arena, your best bet is to work quietly behind the scenes in order to achieve a goal. What is your gut telling you?🌒
Christmas Muppets make me cry
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Christmas Muppets make me cry
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
♓Nagging worries aren't likely to prove to be real concerns, don't get caught up in anxiety. Keep things cool in the workplace, things could get spicy. A friend could bring you the solidarity you need now.🌒
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
♓Nagging worries aren't likely to prove to be real concerns, don't get caught up in anxiety. Keep things cool in the workplace, things could get spicy. A friend could bring you the solidarity you need now.🌒
Rangooning and ranedging.
I know, I know. But four more times and it'll be timeless!
I know, I know. But four more times and it'll be timeless!
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rangooning and ranedging.
I know, I know. But four more times and it'll be timeless!
I know, I know. But four more times and it'll be timeless!
♓Your place in the world could occupy your thoughts; identify and unpack any assumptions that aggravate you, the core issues might not be what you think they are. Get clear and new doors can open.🌒
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
♓Your place in the world could occupy your thoughts; identify and unpack any assumptions that aggravate you, the core issues might not be what you think they are. Get clear and new doors can open.🌒
♓Your mind could be on career or another form of worldly participation today. Try to get past a tangle of misunderstanding and discord and move on to the part where all children can live happily ever after.🌒
Laughter rings high,
Small feet chase the sun. Joyful spirits fly,
Playtime has begun.
Laughter rings high,
Small feet chase the sun. Joyful spirits fly,
Playtime has begun.
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
♓Your mind could be on career or another form of worldly participation today. Try to get past a tangle of misunderstanding and discord and move on to the part where all children can live happily ever after.🌒
Laughter rings high,
Small feet chase the sun. Joyful spirits fly,
Playtime has begun.
Laughter rings high,
Small feet chase the sun. Joyful spirits fly,
Playtime has begun.
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TMBG with the exquisite @velcrocandy.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
TMBG with the exquisite @velcrocandy.bsky.social
I need a burger clown to convince me to not give up.
McDonalds commercial "runaway"
YouTube video by divishion
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I need a burger clown to convince me to not give up.
♓Stay under the radar as much as possible today out in the world or in the workplace -- unsettling energies could trigger a reaction which wouldn't serve you well. Support yourself with extra awareness to avoid issues.🌑
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
♓Stay under the radar as much as possible today out in the world or in the workplace -- unsettling energies could trigger a reaction which wouldn't serve you well. Support yourself with extra awareness to avoid issues.🌑
♓Optimizing your financial structure could be helpful and could yield better results than pushing too hard in career now. Keep calm in the workplace despite temporary disruptions, all should work out longer term.🌑
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
♓Optimizing your financial structure could be helpful and could yield better results than pushing too hard in career now. Keep calm in the workplace despite temporary disruptions, all should work out longer term.🌑
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Light a candle.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Light a candle.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
PSA:
Landlords are parasites and should all be set on fire.
Landlords are parasites and should all be set on fire.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
PSA:
Landlords are parasites and should all be set on fire.
Landlords are parasites and should all be set on fire.
Not to yuck someone else's yum or deny one's form of expression but few things turn me off as quickly as profile pics flipping the bird.
It's trashy.
And not sexy trashy, just... "Oh... So edgy.🙄"
Unless you are positively certain that everyone looking at your picture is a cop, It's uncalled-for.
It's trashy.
And not sexy trashy, just... "Oh... So edgy.🙄"
Unless you are positively certain that everyone looking at your picture is a cop, It's uncalled-for.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not to yuck someone else's yum or deny one's form of expression but few things turn me off as quickly as profile pics flipping the bird.
It's trashy.
And not sexy trashy, just... "Oh... So edgy.🙄"
Unless you are positively certain that everyone looking at your picture is a cop, It's uncalled-for.
It's trashy.
And not sexy trashy, just... "Oh... So edgy.🙄"
Unless you are positively certain that everyone looking at your picture is a cop, It's uncalled-for.