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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
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ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
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vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
Fit check
Oafish selfy, bogey on the radar
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
theyre the same picture
pulse (2001) a woman in the foreground is looking at a woman standing on a silo moments before something terrible happens plur1bus (2025) a woman in the foreground looking at a drone copter lifting a trash bag in the backgound moments before something hilarious happens
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
Whēn ä cänḉொȅljɇḍ ṗḙȑḟȱṝṃër rėėntėrs Þë cǜltǘre, ẁé êxpêct Þęḿ ţṏ øḟḟȅr us græt work, channeling their newfound clarity into the finest art they've ever made.
Hámbṻrglȩr ăt thē stḁndǜp cȱmèdỷ ṩṯǽgḗ
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
los angeles movie theater showing the fly gods must be crazy aliens
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
this is the most "skill issue" justification for not using alt text i ever seen
Hi. Actually I don't put description on the images I toot there, usually because they're just funny ones and it stops being funny if it has to be described/explained so the extra work seems pointless to me. Would you consider that acceptable ? When do you believe it is important to describe images ?
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
lol dude
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
Okay
Reel thumbnail SCIENTISTS ARE CONFUSED a finger pulls on a spring
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
thinkin bout the little guy i saw last may and i had to pull my bike over and give it a ticket
a honda beat which looks like a convertible sports car that is farther away than you expect because it is scaled down a note which reads "nice." the note is placed under the windshield wiper on the right-hand driver side.
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
everybody flips you off? everybody smiles and waves at me. skill issue

i thought the "you don't know who i am" was understandable until i realized this is not screech savedbythebell
cybertruck parked in front of a nissan pao
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
wrong language is alive die mad about it seek your content elsewhere ya nimrod
some guy YOU'RE USING AN INSULT WRONG BECAUSE OF A CARTOON screencap of bugs bunny with his finger in elmer fudd's rifle
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
No. Gimme.
is the "picklewich" actually healthier than a sandwich?
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
this photo made people on reddit mad as hell
critical mass getting on the jane byrne interchange
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
i miss germany
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
Chicago mention
a bunch of knuckleheads with bicycles on top of a parking garage with the chicago skyline in the distance
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
well if my unemployment runs out i still have this
surly crosscheck with a big insulated pizza bag on the back
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
youve seen this whip o mine
aperture science dual longitudinal torsion safety cube apparatus
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
I refuse
See the Stranger Things Cast in Season 1 vs Season 5, Nearly a Decade After the First Episodes Premiered
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
i love house music so muuuuuch
holly hunter being overwhelmed in Raising Arizona (1987 i think)
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
interesting. now, apparently, having one of something and not acquiring more than you need is hoarding. I had previously believed the word meant the opposite
The Bottom Line Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy Published Sun, Nov 23 202510:05 AM ESTUpdated Tue, Nov 25 202511:30 AM EST Kevin Williams Share Key Points Americans are hanging onto their smartphones for much longer than they did a decade ago, but new releases like Apple’s iPhone 17 can entice consumers to upgrade. Businesses tend to hang onto their devices even longer than individual consumers, especially overseas. While it may seem to be a smart money move, it can result in a costly productivity and innovation lag for the economy.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
once again i am saying: but cars
a sign saying "be polite: angle your light down" a red "no" circle over a cyclist who has a light pointing straight ahead which blinds an oncoming cyclist no red circles over a cyclist who has angled their light down to illuminate the road but not the oncoming cyclist also they are skeletons for some reason
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
The Queen In Yelliw
Selfy in a yellow shirt with tge dj in a yellow jacket
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
well my name is millie and im here to say
this court order says stay five hundred feet away
the tonight show starring jimmy fallon the cast of stranger things rap a recap of the entire series ahead of the final season
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
tonight's the night
darkwing duck says his classic catch phrase: let's get pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM