It's probably illegal for the landlord of the Amityville horror house to refuse to fix the heat, but I can't afford a lawyer so I'm out here chopping wood

Renting the Amityville horror house but I'm stuck in my lease and I'm never getting my deposit back once the landlord sees all the goo. Won't do anything about the flies either--lease says tenant pays for pest control

If my choices were the Amityville horror house and my parents' basement, I'd take the house, but those will never be my choices, unless the Amityville horror house rents out a floor and they allow cats

Certainly more relevant than "oh no, I accidentally bought the Amityville horror house!" Buddy, I will never accidentally buy the Amityville horror house. I would never be able to save up the security deposit. I do not fear buying the Amityville horror house, I fear living with my dad again

I've read dozens of horror novels and short stories this year that were written since 2008, and several had this plot point. Not that it didn't exist before...just seems to be an especially relevant theme for my generation

A lot of stories from previous generations start with buying a new home and it's haunted, but now you're broke so you don't want to or can't move. I think more recent stories tend to be more about inheriting a home or moving back with parents

It is what it is, it's just strange and bittersweet

My mom keeps giving me gentle-parenting type advice and its like, dang glad you're not into the focus on the family thing anymore but wished you'd figured things out sooner

I didn't ask further questions, I've decided I'm old enough that I just don't need to understand what The Youth are talking about. You kids have fun.

When I asked the youth what 67 was they told me, "It's not the same as 69, so we can say it in church, Pastor S"

A wonderful place to raise children 😭 (its actually not so bad...there's more than just casinos here)

An easy way to tell people where you live in Vegas is just to name the nearest casino

My dead cat Meryl really liked Eminem for some reason so I hope she is enjoying Thanksgiving in cat heaven