Jane Austen's Political Tweets
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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.
U.S. truck driving schools should band together and give trump a gold bar.
There. Problem solved!
There. Problem solved!
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
U.S. truck driving schools should band together and give trump a gold bar.
There. Problem solved!
There. Problem solved!
Suggestion: Media should decline to use ICE terms and language like "Operation Midway Blitz" and opt to use more accurate descriptive terms like "Occupation of Chicago" or similar.
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Suggestion: Media should decline to use ICE terms and language like "Operation Midway Blitz" and opt to use more accurate descriptive terms like "Occupation of Chicago" or similar.
And whatever you do, don't let Trump hold your championship ring...
www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...
www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...
Here's how Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from the Patriots' Robert Kraft
The Patriots owner only has three of his four Super Bowl rings. Putin has the other one
www.cbssports.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
And whatever you do, don't let Trump hold your championship ring...
www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...
www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...
Nah.... Make the US invade.
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Nah.... Make the US invade.
Translation: "jawbone".... to bully, coerce, intimidate, force.
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Translation: "jawbone".... to bully, coerce, intimidate, force.
WWJD - What Would Jesus Destroy
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
WWJD - What Would Jesus Destroy
Lindsey Halligan.
30 cases listed as prosecutor.
Two self-embarrassments.
Zero wins.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
30 cases listed as prosecutor.
Two self-embarrassments.
Zero wins.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Lindsey Halligan is now a 'private citizen' but several cases still have her name on them
"What we have now is a judge who says Lindsey Halligan doesn't have the legal authority to act."
lawandcrime.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Lindsey Halligan.
30 cases listed as prosecutor.
Two self-embarrassments.
Zero wins.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
30 cases listed as prosecutor.
Two self-embarrassments.
Zero wins.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Sometimes I think MSM people think that somehow they can get trump, noem, hegseth, vance et al to effusively gush out, "Yes, Remigration. There I said it. RE-MI-GRAT-SHUN. And all that this wonderful word entails. White only America. White only America that would make Nathan Bedford Forrest proud."
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sometimes I think MSM people think that somehow they can get trump, noem, hegseth, vance et al to effusively gush out, "Yes, Remigration. There I said it. RE-MI-GRAT-SHUN. And all that this wonderful word entails. White only America. White only America that would make Nathan Bedford Forrest proud."
Every person who gets listed on trump's Media Offender Hall of Shame......
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Every person who gets listed on trump's Media Offender Hall of Shame......
The employees know how things work.
The executive does not.
The executive does not.
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The employees know how things work.
The executive does not.
The executive does not.
trump thinks he will be able to invade Venezuela, take control of oil production process, and then ship oil out of Venezuela back to the US.
The Ukraine experience says, "I don't think so, trump"
The Ukraine experience says, "I don't think so, trump"
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
trump thinks he will be able to invade Venezuela, take control of oil production process, and then ship oil out of Venezuela back to the US.
The Ukraine experience says, "I don't think so, trump"
The Ukraine experience says, "I don't think so, trump"
The answer, of course, is "no"
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The answer, of course, is "no"
I can solve the safety concerns for National Guardsman with a mere stroke of a pen, a plan so simple I don't even need to tell you what it is.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I can solve the safety concerns for National Guardsman with a mere stroke of a pen, a plan so simple I don't even need to tell you what it is.
"Breaking down and destroying science medicine infrastructure" is not "leading", The Atlantic
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Breaking down and destroying science medicine infrastructure" is not "leading", The Atlantic
Once everything on the Israel side of the yellow line is utilized by the Israelis, then yellow line gets shifted towards the sea, and the next iteration begins....
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Once everything on the Israel side of the yellow line is utilized by the Israelis, then yellow line gets shifted towards the sea, and the next iteration begins....
trump and hegseth think an armed presence can keep Venezuelan oil depots and oil tankers safe....
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with a snl logo behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with a snl logo behind him
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
trump and hegseth think an armed presence can keep Venezuelan oil depots and oil tankers safe....
or.... "How to recreate Afghanistan in the western hemisphere in one easy lesson"
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
or.... "How to recreate Afghanistan in the western hemisphere in one easy lesson"
How an interviewer should respond every time Tucker Carlson says "fa**ot" in an interview....
"Stop being an asshole, Tucker"
"Stop being an asshole, Tucker"
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
How an interviewer should respond every time Tucker Carlson says "fa**ot" in an interview....
"Stop being an asshole, Tucker"
"Stop being an asshole, Tucker"
Which mean the current JAGs are perfectly okay with committing war crimes and murder?
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Which mean the current JAGs are perfectly okay with committing war crimes and murder?
trump personally managing his ballroom project, as portrayed by actor.....
a cartoon of a barbeque pit kit is being held up
ALT: a cartoon of a barbeque pit kit is being held up
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
trump personally managing his ballroom project, as portrayed by actor.....
We can all hope someday Pete Hegseth is in a small boat that is being overseen by some other Pete Hegseth-type who is ready to turn his thumb down.....
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We can all hope someday Pete Hegseth is in a small boat that is being overseen by some other Pete Hegseth-type who is ready to turn his thumb down.....
Hope Exxon is prepared to write off the price of oil tankers as a business expense in their new Russia division.....
www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
Ukraine says it targeted 2 Russian shadow tankers off the coast of Turkey | CBC News
Ukraine says it used sea drones to strike two oil tankers that are part of Russia’s sanctioned shadow fleet and were a few dozen kilometres off the coast of Turkey.
www.cbc.ca
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hope Exxon is prepared to write off the price of oil tankers as a business expense in their new Russia division.....
www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
You just have to know that the little devil sitting on trump's shoulder is whispering "What if we demolished the rest of the White House?"
a man in a black shirt is holding a devil on a stick
ALT: a man in a black shirt is holding a devil on a stick
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You just have to know that the little devil sitting on trump's shoulder is whispering "What if we demolished the rest of the White House?"
pete hegseth and the prospect of his being subject to vigorous Senate oversight....
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a red shirt on
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a red shirt on
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
pete hegseth and the prospect of his being subject to vigorous Senate oversight....
To paraphrase an old joke about Nazis.....
If you have 9 people sitting down to work and socialize with one war criminal, how many war criminals do you have?
Answer: 10
If you have 9 people sitting down to work and socialize with one war criminal, how many war criminals do you have?
Answer: 10
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
To paraphrase an old joke about Nazis.....
If you have 9 people sitting down to work and socialize with one war criminal, how many war criminals do you have?
Answer: 10
If you have 9 people sitting down to work and socialize with one war criminal, how many war criminals do you have?
Answer: 10