Jane Austen's Political Tweets
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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.
Every person who gets listed on trump's Media Offender Hall of Shame......
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Every person who gets listed on trump's Media Offender Hall of Shame......
As the Comey and James cases are thrown out of court today because of, and let's be honest here, of sheer incompetence of the trump people, this is literally Pete Hegseth today with his move to go after Mark Kelly.....
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As the Comey and James cases are thrown out of court today because of, and let's be honest here, of sheer incompetence of the trump people, this is literally Pete Hegseth today with his move to go after Mark Kelly.....
Literally, Pete Hegseth today.....
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Literally, Pete Hegseth today.....
Think that Charlie Kirk firings were bad?
Just wait for the spontaneous celebrations and parties though out the night when trump kicks the bucket......
Just wait for the spontaneous celebrations and parties though out the night when trump kicks the bucket......
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Think that Charlie Kirk firings were bad?
Just wait for the spontaneous celebrations and parties though out the night when trump kicks the bucket......
Just wait for the spontaneous celebrations and parties though out the night when trump kicks the bucket......
Uh huh, moral guide...
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Uh huh, moral guide...
.... whose mandate is to replicate the Berlin Olympics.
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
.... whose mandate is to replicate the Berlin Olympics.
How former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers views Jeffrey Epstein....
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers views Jeffrey Epstein....
Especially since Leni Riefenstahl is more representative of the DHS's natural likeness....
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Especially since Leni Riefenstahl is more representative of the DHS's natural likeness....
What other thing does trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman have in common, by the way?
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What other thing does trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman have in common, by the way?
Narrator voice....
"Four months later, at their meeting in Helsinki in July, it was obviously apparent that Putin had, indeed, received the photos of trump and Bubba...."
"Four months later, at their meeting in Helsinki in July, it was obviously apparent that Putin had, indeed, received the photos of trump and Bubba...."
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Narrator voice....
"Four months later, at their meeting in Helsinki in July, it was obviously apparent that Putin had, indeed, received the photos of trump and Bubba...."
"Four months later, at their meeting in Helsinki in July, it was obviously apparent that Putin had, indeed, received the photos of trump and Bubba...."
America needs the return of the Scarlet Pimpernel more than ever....
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
America needs the return of the Scarlet Pimpernel more than ever....
Enough to make Jeffrey Epstein, of all people, think that trump is the worst person of all....
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Enough to make Jeffrey Epstein, of all people, think that trump is the worst person of all....
The New York Times has inadvertently given birth to a whole new genre of romantic fiction...
Also, who says there no good use for AI?
Also, who says there no good use for AI?
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The New York Times has inadvertently given birth to a whole new genre of romantic fiction...
Also, who says there no good use for AI?
Also, who says there no good use for AI?
P.T. Barnum, Talking about "NY Times Editorial Board" edition.....
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
P.T. Barnum, Talking about "NY Times Editorial Board" edition.....
Collateral damage......
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Collateral damage......
"He assures us that he will"
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"He assures us that he will"
Have taken a trip inside the mind of Democratic Senator Shaheen and have brought back this image....
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Have taken a trip inside the mind of Democratic Senator Shaheen and have brought back this image....
If only we had time travel and Hassan could go back and cast shame on them....
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If only we had time travel and Hassan could go back and cast shame on them....
In other news, recently....
President of Cornell University wakes up to find the severed head of a horse in his bed.
President of Cornell University wakes up to find the severed head of a horse in his bed.
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In other news, recently....
President of Cornell University wakes up to find the severed head of a horse in his bed.
President of Cornell University wakes up to find the severed head of a horse in his bed.
I, too, reject the claim that trump had a Gatsby-themed party at Mar-a-Lago.
Clearly, it was an Overlook Hotel-themed party from The Shining. I mean, clearly.....
Clearly, it was an Overlook Hotel-themed party from The Shining. I mean, clearly.....
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I, too, reject the claim that trump had a Gatsby-themed party at Mar-a-Lago.
Clearly, it was an Overlook Hotel-themed party from The Shining. I mean, clearly.....
Clearly, it was an Overlook Hotel-themed party from The Shining. I mean, clearly.....
Reminiscent of the final photograph of The Shining and the Overlook Hotel July 4th celebration of 1921....
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Reminiscent of the final photograph of The Shining and the Overlook Hotel July 4th celebration of 1921....
Just last week Guelph Police had announced that Ontario's butter thieves had struck again.
An investigation of Guelph area gourmet cupcake emporiums is clearly the first step of the investigation.
It goes to motive.....
An investigation of Guelph area gourmet cupcake emporiums is clearly the first step of the investigation.
It goes to motive.....
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just last week Guelph Police had announced that Ontario's butter thieves had struck again.
An investigation of Guelph area gourmet cupcake emporiums is clearly the first step of the investigation.
It goes to motive.....
An investigation of Guelph area gourmet cupcake emporiums is clearly the first step of the investigation.
It goes to motive.....
Thinking about the Plymouth Prowler, too....
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thinking about the Plymouth Prowler, too....
Gold Crown on Etsy for $143.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gold Crown on Etsy for $143.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.
Gold Crown on Etsy for $143.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Gold Crown on Etsy for $143.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.