Mark
@vbloke.com
I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
Pinned
Enjoying the apricity in Greenwich Park on a chilly morning.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Enjoying the apricity in Greenwich Park on a chilly morning.
In 1977, the City of London held a “Festival of Mild Panic,” during which citizens ran in circles for no particular reason.
It proved so popular, the tradition continued for 12 years until it stopped due to an outbreak of ennui in Farringdon.
It proved so popular, the tradition continued for 12 years until it stopped due to an outbreak of ennui in Farringdon.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In 1977, the City of London held a “Festival of Mild Panic,” during which citizens ran in circles for no particular reason.
It proved so popular, the tradition continued for 12 years until it stopped due to an outbreak of ennui in Farringdon.
It proved so popular, the tradition continued for 12 years until it stopped due to an outbreak of ennui in Farringdon.
In 1689, Doctor Lionel Puddington accurately measured the speed of light using only a squirrel and a large spoon.
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
In 1689, Doctor Lionel Puddington accurately measured the speed of light using only a squirrel and a large spoon.
Lord Percival Muffington III (1781–1844) patented the idea of disappointment, though historians argue it was actually discovered by Aristotle after a particularly bad olive.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Lord Percival Muffington III (1781–1844) patented the idea of disappointment, though historians argue it was actually discovered by Aristotle after a particularly bad olive.
In 1602, Sir Reginald Buttonsworth invented buttons “to keep shirts from escaping.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
In 1602, Sir Reginald Buttonsworth invented buttons “to keep shirts from escaping.”
Have now found five of the twelve @schulzmuseum.bsky.social Snoopy sculptures on the Fleet Street Snoopy Sculpture Trail :)
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Have now found five of the twelve @schulzmuseum.bsky.social Snoopy sculptures on the Fleet Street Snoopy Sculpture Trail :)
If you really want to get closer to your “inner you”, buy cheap toilet paper.
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you really want to get closer to your “inner you”, buy cheap toilet paper.
Honestly, since learning how to make chicken and sweetcorn soup, I’ve saved an absolute fortune on buying it from the local takeaway.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Honestly, since learning how to make chicken and sweetcorn soup, I’ve saved an absolute fortune on buying it from the local takeaway.
Mr Benn went all in on the drawings of animals.
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Mr Benn went all in on the drawings of animals.
The irony of cloudflare knocking out access to downdetector.
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The irony of cloudflare knocking out access to downdetector.
If you invest in pillows, I should warn you that feathers are down.
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If you invest in pillows, I should warn you that feathers are down.
Mr Benn’s first episode aired on 25th February 1971.
The last episode aired on 1st January 2005.
The last episode aired on 1st January 2005.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Mr Benn’s first episode aired on 25th February 1971.
The last episode aired on 1st January 2005.
The last episode aired on 1st January 2005.
I would pay cash money for a reporter at the next White House press day to ask home a question and start it with “Mr Paedophile…”
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I would pay cash money for a reporter at the next White House press day to ask home a question and start it with “Mr Paedophile…”
Rewatching Mr Benn for the first time in probably 40 years.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Rewatching Mr Benn for the first time in probably 40 years.
Will this experiment work? Can I recreate Vimto?
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Will this experiment work? Can I recreate Vimto?
This is textbook defamation. The BBC can sue for $1b.
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
This is textbook defamation. The BBC can sue for $1b.
On the list of "things I'd learn in 2025", Trump potentially having given Clinton a BJ was not anywhere near that list.
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
On the list of "things I'd learn in 2025", Trump potentially having given Clinton a BJ was not anywhere near that list.
As another work week slowly comes to a soggy end, the inevitable lure of kebab beckons like a greasy siren luring men to their deaths on the storm-tossed shores of garlic sauce.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
As another work week slowly comes to a soggy end, the inevitable lure of kebab beckons like a greasy siren luring men to their deaths on the storm-tossed shores of garlic sauce.
Bodybuilders!
If you really want clear definition of your muscles, weightlift dictionaries.
If you really want clear definition of your muscles, weightlift dictionaries.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Bodybuilders!
If you really want clear definition of your muscles, weightlift dictionaries.
If you really want clear definition of your muscles, weightlift dictionaries.
Jeff Wayne’s The Lord of the Rings with Richard Burton as Gandalf.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Jeff Wayne’s The Lord of the Rings with Richard Burton as Gandalf.
www.swpc.noaa.gov are predicting more aurora for the UK tonight after midnight, but keep your eyes on the northern sky any time after dark.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
www.swpc.noaa.gov are predicting more aurora for the UK tonight after midnight, but keep your eyes on the northern sky any time after dark.