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Va'rael
@varael.bsky.social
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I post memes sometimes.
Maybe I'll have time for music and writing.
She/her

Officially sponsored by Lockheed Martin
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Dr.Jekyll was two-spirit and thus a queer icon
March 6, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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February 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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My snek does this but it's with her pauk yablaka. Look at the little friend down there (the sniping has devolved into a firefight)
February 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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"There's no training like the trying"
I repeat to myself with tears in my eyes as I take over the controls of a skeletonized Cessna 310 after the pilot, who had previously been flying thirty million dollars of cocaine to Albania, had an intracerebral hemorrhage.
My Pastel magenta and red ball python fursona "Va'rael" in the style of a crying screaming cat meme with tears in her eyes
February 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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I will not deny who I am for the sake of your comfort
A discord chat. A message from "Golden_Legacy" that reads "Bible this bible that how about you get some biblical dick up your ass and stop being so horny on main" "Deacon Varaldar" replies as such: "Why bother to deny my true nature? Why construct a labyrinth of lies when all I would be creating is my own prison? I shall not scrounge around in the dirt like a starving dog for the pitiful acceptances of man. Like i proclaim my faith in christ in front of my peers that he might proclaim me infront of our lord the father, i shall proclaim my desire to drink femboy piss. Through this i shall know the character of those around me by being honest and true to myself. So no, I shall not "stop being horny on main" and you shall weep like a dog"
October 16, 2023 at 4:58 AM
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I wonder why all the best auctioneers you see in online videos all have a southern acce-
October 11, 2023 at 2:17 PM
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Cringe atheist "evolutionists" on suicide watch rn
Discord user "Varaldar" posts a joke pro-creationist meme with a smug soyjak with an "i heart science" shirt saying "natural selection" next to an image of blueberries, one has a cat face photoshopped onto it (possibly a pun, my guess is "mewberries"). At the bottom there is an angry red faced soyjak next to an orange or a tangerine with an orangutan face on it (my guess for the pun is orangeutan or orangutangerine) the angry soyjack is exclaiming "this is unfair" message reads: "Cringe evolutionists can never explain this tbh. It's undeniable proof of God's hand in creation. It completely obliterates any completely and solely scientific basis for the creation of the universe and especially life and sentience on earth. It is more important to christian theology than the ark of the covenant. The only indisputable fact and truth that shatters all other possibilites. They simply cannot account for the orangeutangerine! It a prime example of the excellence of our holy father, the lord"
October 7, 2023 at 3:04 PM
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They need therapy
A picture of a quote retweet. The original by "no context memes" says "what movie is this?" With a picture of a cup of coffee labled "useless sex scenes", held by a hand labeled "makers" being poured into another cup of coffee that's already full, labeled "any show/movie" and it's overflowing all over the table. Quote retweet by Varaldar reads: "monstercock trans takeover 72. It seemed like the sex scenes didn't really add much and they took up way too much runtime. Also very graphic and was NOT appropriate for my children. Would NOT recommend
September 28, 2023 at 11:57 AM
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If Lauren Bousfield has million fans, I'm one of them.
If Lauren Bousfield has 5 fans, I'm one of them.
If Lauren has one fan, that one is me.
If Lauren has no fans, I'm no longer alive.
If the world is against Lauren Bousfield
I'm against the world.
Till my last breath I'll support Lauren Bousfield
August 7, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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GO HOGS!!!
OFFICIAL FOOTBALL TEAM OF BLUESKY
July 29, 2023 at 12:02 PM
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This is how I found the image 😭
July 28, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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Hold up... let me think
July 28, 2023 at 11:39 PM
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A picture of Joe Biden in a circle labled "he's not my president" but something awful has happened to Joe. His eyes, his mouth, his ears... my God, even his nose... they all have all been sealed over with perfectly smooth skin. I do not know what form of horrible eldritch abomination now resides in the white house but all I know is that president Joe Biden is no longer alive. His decaying corpse is in there. Still suffering. Feeling every aching moment as the worms feed and the bacteria digests his own carcass. He would scream if he were able. An unknowable suffering pushes his tortured mind to its limits. The unfeeling creature that has taken his place is an abomination to God or... i dont know if any God or gods could allow this creature that defies nature itself to exist. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...
July 28, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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YYEEEAAHHHHH
July 28, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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Repost with a banger pic of you
July 28, 2023 at 5:53 PM
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A few memes I've made with similar vibes. A couple have watermark because i am astoundingly lazy and they were very low effort and/or for a video meme
July 28, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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WATER JUG SLUTS IN YOUR AREA!!!! CLICK NOW!!!!!
An image of a water jug is shown with a headlamp strapped to it, to make a rudimentary lamp. This looks like a ball gag and is captioned "she only wants human cock" the bottom cation reads "water jug slots in your area, click now!" This is made to look like one of those scam dating sites advertising "hot singles in your area"
July 28, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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FISH AND TEAR!!! UNTIL IT IS DONE!!!!
July 28, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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Her sacrifice will never be forgotten
A humorous image of a cat face with arms and legs and an apple body is captioned "I am not ready to become crab. The right image is of a crab with a cat face and is captioned "but I will do it anyway" the whole image is on a retrowave style background. This is a reference to the convergent evolution of crabs where many legged crustaceans tend to evolve to a crablike morphology even with no only very distantly related ancestors. This also happens to plants becoming trees. There is no ancestor tree from which all trees evolved from, rather several woody plants evolve tall, thick hard structures with leaves on branches higher up.
July 28, 2023 at 5:09 PM