Va'rael
@varael.bsky.social
I post memes sometimes.
Maybe I'll have time for music and writing.
She/her
Officially sponsored by Lockheed Martin
Maybe I'll have time for music and writing.
She/her
Officially sponsored by Lockheed Martin
She cicatrix on my maledictum till I KHORNE
October 8, 2024 at 5:09 AM
She cicatrix on my maledictum till I KHORNE
Dr.Jekyll was two-spirit and thus a queer icon
March 6, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Dr.Jekyll was two-spirit and thus a queer icon
Need a lady build like a brick shithouse to sit on me rn
February 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Need a lady build like a brick shithouse to sit on me rn
"My son turned out alright" my sister in christ your son responds to "pspspsps" and calls me mommy
February 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
"My son turned out alright" my sister in christ your son responds to "pspspsps" and calls me mommy
Rami Malek? More like ram me, Mr.Malek
February 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Rami Malek? More like ram me, Mr.Malek
"There's no training like the trying"
I repeat to myself with tears in my eyes as I take over the controls of a skeletonized Cessna 310 after the pilot, who had previously been flying thirty million dollars of cocaine to Albania, had an intracerebral hemorrhage.
I repeat to myself with tears in my eyes as I take over the controls of a skeletonized Cessna 310 after the pilot, who had previously been flying thirty million dollars of cocaine to Albania, had an intracerebral hemorrhage.
February 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
"There's no training like the trying"
I repeat to myself with tears in my eyes as I take over the controls of a skeletonized Cessna 310 after the pilot, who had previously been flying thirty million dollars of cocaine to Albania, had an intracerebral hemorrhage.
I repeat to myself with tears in my eyes as I take over the controls of a skeletonized Cessna 310 after the pilot, who had previously been flying thirty million dollars of cocaine to Albania, had an intracerebral hemorrhage.
Are genderfluid people pronouns Schröding/her?
February 10, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Are genderfluid people pronouns Schröding/her?
What, competition is stiff? Alright I'll suck them off then.
February 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
What, competition is stiff? Alright I'll suck them off then.
Buckshot roulette makes me want to pick up smoking fr
February 7, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Buckshot roulette makes me want to pick up smoking fr
I love eating hollow-peened toads
February 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I love eating hollow-peened toads
Spelling out your dead name, one letter at a time, on the phone in front of your pubby bf so he doesn't start growling and barking at it.
January 26, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Spelling out your dead name, one letter at a time, on the phone in front of your pubby bf so he doesn't start growling and barking at it.
I just asked a twink why he was gay and he just fucking meowed at me?
January 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I just asked a twink why he was gay and he just fucking meowed at me?
Matpat has pancreatic cancer
January 11, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Matpat has pancreatic cancer
Im going to the ISS to steal the catalytic converter to buy more crack
January 11, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Im going to the ISS to steal the catalytic converter to buy more crack
Necromunda? Yeah he be giving me neck from unda deez nuts
January 7, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Necromunda? Yeah he be giving me neck from unda deez nuts
I'm happy to report the steadfast strength of my will at this time.
The taunting voices in the corners and the darkness between empty spaces will not tempt me into my rabid malady this night.
Pray that I may continue to receive divine aid in these matters.
The taunting voices in the corners and the darkness between empty spaces will not tempt me into my rabid malady this night.
Pray that I may continue to receive divine aid in these matters.
January 6, 2024 at 7:45 AM
I'm happy to report the steadfast strength of my will at this time.
The taunting voices in the corners and the darkness between empty spaces will not tempt me into my rabid malady this night.
Pray that I may continue to receive divine aid in these matters.
The taunting voices in the corners and the darkness between empty spaces will not tempt me into my rabid malady this night.
Pray that I may continue to receive divine aid in these matters.
Is a hearse like a camper van to a vampire?
January 5, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Is a hearse like a camper van to a vampire?
Gays making straight characters is cultural appropriation
December 26, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Gays making straight characters is cultural appropriation
Suffocation, no breeding? I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.
December 20, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Suffocation, no breeding? I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.
Elon musk is the 40 million dollar virgin
December 16, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Elon musk is the 40 million dollar virgin
I love metal gear, I wish zanzibar were a real place
November 27, 2023 at 10:37 PM
I love metal gear, I wish zanzibar were a real place
I went to take an autism diagnosis test and I was just given links to helmets I could buy on Amazon?? What did she mean by that
November 21, 2023 at 8:14 PM
I went to take an autism diagnosis test and I was just given links to helmets I could buy on Amazon?? What did she mean by that
Bad bitches be having toes
October 27, 2023 at 5:25 AM
Bad bitches be having toes
If it don't stank I don't want it
Got cats following me down the street
Cthulu ate my pussy
This shit ain't nothin to me, man
It must be because snakes don't have ears that i misheard who the fuck you think you're talking to.
I got that scarlet rot kush loaded up and ready to snap
dont fuck with me
Got cats following me down the street
Cthulu ate my pussy
This shit ain't nothin to me, man
It must be because snakes don't have ears that i misheard who the fuck you think you're talking to.
I got that scarlet rot kush loaded up and ready to snap
dont fuck with me
October 26, 2023 at 11:47 PM
If it don't stank I don't want it
Got cats following me down the street
Cthulu ate my pussy
This shit ain't nothin to me, man
It must be because snakes don't have ears that i misheard who the fuck you think you're talking to.
I got that scarlet rot kush loaded up and ready to snap
dont fuck with me
Got cats following me down the street
Cthulu ate my pussy
This shit ain't nothin to me, man
It must be because snakes don't have ears that i misheard who the fuck you think you're talking to.
I got that scarlet rot kush loaded up and ready to snap
dont fuck with me