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Day 31 - Aweightened

Bask in adulation, the soft gurgling of my fats, the indulgent result of you into my being... churned and formed into pure godly fat...

YipyioOUuuHhWHrrpph... come forth, take in my breadth, and serve your Lord, as I have become aweightened...~

#fattytober
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Day 30 - (Thanks!) From Beyond

"...Thanks for 3000 followers...? What does this OoUuwrpp.. mean Advisor?"

"...I don't remember there being more than a thousand people in our town hmm..."

"Mmnrfh.. well, hopefully theres plenty of me to... goOooOUuuwrpph around..."

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November 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Day 29 - Dusk Rites

A duty engraved in muscle, now in fat.

Last bit of muscle remembers, fat wobbles to follow...

...mnnghf... struggling to lift my arms... need to finish this... yipyipyiOuuwrp...~

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October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Day 28 - ...On Their Throne of Fat

The throne, of their corpulent fatness...

The manor is being eaten up...

Wider, larger, unfathomable spaces for them...

BhbBWHWOoOUuUrhhpp... ghhff... losing my headd...

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October 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Day 27 - Outside Pawrest

Heave...
Paw...
Knead...
Pause...
Again...

BHhOuUUwrrpp... a new temporary sleeping solution when the previous Lord's bedroom got outgrown... and the bed collapsed... mngh... somehow comfy outside...

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October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Day 26 - (Eating) Heavy Burdens...

"...and all extra harvests, leftovers, food in stock be delivered here... stars willing, your Lord keeps the land bountiful for all, as it all comes back to me...~"

And the ground quaked and growled of the Lord's gut...

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October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Day 25 - Face to Face

"...and they'll be generations of people to come to see your fatness...~"

"sounds tad embarassing... but also...uOowrp..hff..."

"...filling that frame with more and more of you, your fat, your chub...~"

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October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Day 24 - Just one more...

...and another... and another... and another...

Almost full... uOOworpphhh... come on... I'm gonna starvee at this rate... where's the food...URp-

need to feel full... hfff... where are they...

#fattytober
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Day 23 - Daily Troubles

bBWOoOuuUuwrp.. ghff.. um, so... now I have to have someone around me all the time...

I mean- I can still moove!! Justt not thatt mobile... or flexible... can't reach most things...-

...been advised to move little but I like movin around...

#fattytober
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Day 22 - Sunrise, Parabellum

Mnfgh... baaack.. awaking up from a long dream... head splitting but feeeling clearr... why am I outside? Was this the pantry...?

(also irls killins me awrawr gotta catch upps...!)

#fattytober
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Day 21 - Midnight Cravings

The frenzy has begun. The moon is red. We are out of time....

Hopefully not out of food...~

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October 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Day 20 - Morning Company

"In other news, things are going well with the council, right Adviser~?"

"Like a glove, Sir Lord~"

"See? Urp... Anyways- Herald, I should let you go for now... it's about time for 3rd breakfast... I'll be expecting a swift response..!"

#fattytober
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Day 19 - A Farewell To Arms

Huff what a long day as a Lord... few hours of meetings with the council... double those hours on the amenities and food they have...

Wheuff... they really ought to just bring it all in one place for me so I don't have to move...

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October 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Day 18 - Happy Lordship Day!!

"... though how fortunate it is to celebrate your Lordship same as your birth, perhaps the stars really destined you for this~"

"OuOUrpp.. y-yeahhehh..umm, I hope I'll be a good Lord..."

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October 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Day 17 - Tail Tending

Ate and relaaxed all daay~ ending with a long warm bath and some cosmetic therapy... or something..

My tail is really long so they decided to put it there but it's taking a while... hopefully they wrap up soon before dinner...!

#fattytober
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Day 16 - Surprise Promotion

There's to be the announcement for this in the coming days but- this is all too sudden- I just became conscious again after... what happened yesterday?

In any case, I just have to fill in for the Lord... I wonder what happened to them...

#fattytober
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
burger :)
October 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Day 15 - Relieved Testing

The Lord must've liked the work I waddled for yester-OoUUUhrppday... they treated me all day, just kept eating, did all my chores too so I don't have to worry kehehe~

Experiment..? Uhhh, I'm just some Diviner... I wouldn't know about it...

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October 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Day 14 - Pathscraper

"Fat solves problems~ In this thesis, I will wobble our beloved divining beast of burden towards a cake for our park renovations..."

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October 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Day 13 - Hot Seat

The kobold ponders their next tavern hop midday...

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October 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Also robe-less alt cause yes...
October 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Day 12 - Repression Work Failed

Are these my thoughts...? They sound like me but...

Well, I just thought I'd skip a meal today, after the blessing a few days ago...

Didn't imagine I'd be trying this hard- dangerous..?

Alright, alright, just... until they leave...

#fattytober
October 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Day 11 - Post Bloated Aftercare

I don't know what happened but miiight still be affected by the hangover, but... well, maybe- no- I'm just hungry...

One- no, three, hmrff these are amazing- no- ten stacks of these will fix me right up... Cycle the alcohol out hmrf~

#fattytober
October 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Day 10 - Beer Bloat

To welcome in a new tavern establishment- they called upon me to bless the business...

One beeer, one yearr of prosperityyy... so it jushtt makes sense to keep going right??? its for the communityyoOUHWhrhrpp...

Thisll jushtt water weighhtt,, ,uuOoOhwrpp....

#fattytober
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Day 9 - Forest Edge

Fizzd - Intimate

Just a nap by the forest-cliff edge, a small reprieve from civilization...

#fattytober
October 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM