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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · Feb 14

Oh! Right, I haven't posted here yet-

I got a Patreon up!! Go support my work if ya like ems~ <3

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 19h

Day 14 - Pathscraper

"Fat solves problems~ In this thesis, I will wobble our beloved divining beast of burden towards a cake for our park renovations..."

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 1d

Day 13 - Hot Seat

The kobold ponders their next tavern hop midday...

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 2d

Also robe-less alt cause yes...

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 2d

Day 12 - Repression Work Failed

Are these my thoughts...? They sound like me but...

Well, I just thought I'd skip a meal today, after the blessing a few days ago...

Didn't imagine I'd be trying this hard- dangerous..?

Alright, alright, just... until they leave...

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 3d

Day 11 - Post Bloated Aftercare

I don't know what happened but miiight still be affected by the hangover, but... well, maybe- no- I'm just hungry...

One- no, three, hmrff these are amazing- no- ten stacks of these will fix me right up... Cycle the alcohol out hmrf~

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 4d

Day 10 - Beer Bloat

To welcome in a new tavern establishment- they called upon me to bless the business...

One beeer, one yearr of prosperityyy... so it jushtt makes sense to keep going right??? its for the communityyoOUHWhrhrpp...

Thisll jushtt water weighhtt,, ,uuOoOhwrpp....

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 5d

Day 9 - Forest Edge

Fizzd - Intimate

Just a nap by the forest-cliff edge, a small reprieve from civilization...

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 6d

Day 8 - Tailored Curvature

Visited my tailor today and mrrf-- they aren't usually this motivated aren't they???

I vaguely hear some sort of...music? It seems to be intense- some sort of party...?

I just hope they finish sooooon- aughh- so many measuring tapes wrapped around...!

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 7d

Day 7 - Weight Watching...

Reflecting on this morning, been noticing I've been slower- I might just be due for a visit to the tailors...

I've also been misplacing food it seems but... maybe I am just thinking too much recently...

Just need to eat, yeah...

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 8d

Also what happened pre-challenge....

Slinging some tiring spells cause I got spoiled what the prize was...

Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 8d

Day 6 - Post Challenge

Hufff... chased some birds for the Lord and goodness...

I really shouldnt have over donee it.... auuhhh I'm gonna feel this tomorroww ughhh...

...At least I got a biggg piece of meat for itss... hrmf..

..It's real tasty!

FA for more text!!

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 9d

Day 5 - Park(ed at the wrong place!!)

"...I'll cut to the chase, the Lord wants you to attend this coming hunt at the park- you know the one~"

"But phew, you've been evading me for some time now but looks like that'll end... soon...~"

Check FA for more text!

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 10d

Also, manifesting pizzass in my doorstep... humgry....

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 10d

Day 4 - Where did it go? (My Snacks!!!)

Deft reading, swift hands
Devoured snacks and hungry again-

Phew- urp-! whoaw... okay, maybe I need to bring more snacks to the reading room, was just so immersed I didn't even realize it's empty already... was it always this hot???

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 11d

Day 3 - (Foraging) Fun!

Crisp morning air, foraging along the lake
Crackle of leaves, gingerly trailing a route most tended
Clanking guard plates, lugging tail and basket
Chuffed to bits, but got home later than expected...

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 12d

Day 2 - Extra

Before him, wagons a plenty
By the cliff, this address, this many
Bread, binds, booze, broodsworth...
Buhhhhhhh.... and there's more coming???

#fattytober

Anxious kobold clergy having trouble coming to terms with three carriage worths of supply coming at their abode, scrupulously reading the scrolled parchment for the delivery over and over again.

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · 13d

Day 1 - Aweighting

Atop the wizards spire
A 'Bold- star-guessings mire
Ablaze! Crowned fires of yore!
Aweighting, this one shall grow...

#fattytober

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · Sep 1

all dar belly rubs... <3

Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · Aug 31

August Woes

College sucksss asss, now to pass out n hnnnk... yipiypiyipyiaAAaaAwn...

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slime kobold stuff

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · May 15

Day 5 - Routine Activity

Uuueuaghh... two hours since my last snack... okay, well- 15 minutes... granted i had 4 bars for breakfast an hour ago- craving reaaally hard right nowww....

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · May 13

Thaank youss yipyipyiyp >W<

Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · May 13

Cake Date~!

A spirit and moki cake date gone... wiiiide!! The chairs have already crumbled but there's still plenty more cake to eat through...~

Commission for @lusmich151.bsky.social and @lustfulgaymer.bsky.social ! Thank yous!

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · May 10

Testing testing... Measuring fat difference...

Lil teaser sketch of the 5th day of the last fattytober...!! full sketch/flats on the P''reon...!! yiypiypip! ;3c

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Vapidfyre @vapidfyre.bsky.social · May 6

Overslept for more than... 7 months??? Alarm must've never gone off, slimmed down a lots... mmrf...

In other words, I'm still alive!!! Been lots of happenings- but aarh! Gonna be active more!!

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