Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
banner
vance-jericho.bsky.social
Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
@vance-jericho.bsky.social
Guy at a place. If you gotta believe in something, believe in nihilism. Also video games, Pokémon.
Reposted by Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
2003 anime holiday classic TOKYO GODFATHERS is among a slew of holiday programing coming to Tubi on November 1. This is the first time the Satoshi Kon film has streamed for free in the U.S. in its original form (with English subtitles).
October 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My favorite baseball moment.
a baseball player with the number 29 on his jersey swings his bat
Alt: Frank drebin from the naked gun calls a strike before the ball is even caught.
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Reposted by Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Reposted by Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
Scientists of Bluesky, introduce yourselves by replying to this post and I’ll share it and help you get some followers!

I’m David, I’m based in DC and study shark ecology and conservation policy. I’m the author of “Why Sharks Matter.”

🧪🦑🌎🐠🦈
August 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Has anyone tried putting the pink slime additive into a gogurt-style tube for on-the-go protein?
August 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I used to think America was heading toward a Hunger games/Squid games scenario. Now I think it’ll be all of us being drugged up and sent out to fight the Feyd-Rauthas of the GOP.
July 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Reposted by Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
June 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A’ Time for Tha Sex’a Pope!
a man in a white robe and white hat is standing in a room .
Alt: Jude Law as Tha Sex Pope winking at the camera.
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
*playing Blue Prince badly*
What do you mean I can’t stay in the house overnight? I’m literally surrounded by bedrooms!
April 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Seems we’re working toward the Mad Max scenario and not the hunger games scenario which is what we wanted.
March 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think all reality dating shows should be a combination of Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire and The Joe Schmo Show. Also, toss an Alf into the mix.
February 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Reposted by Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Free movie idea! E.T. The Extraterrestrial Remake starring Grogu from the Mandalorian. Entire movie is the exact same and ends with Mando coming down in the Razor Crest to rescue Grogu. Oh yeah, throw in time travel or something.
February 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Oh yeah, body? You’re severely dehydrated? Explain these watery eyes then?
February 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I guess getting older is finding out which foods your body no longer processes regularly. What gave me gastrointestinal distress? This apple or this entire pan of lasagna? Probably the apple.
February 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Balatro. Balatro Balatro. Balatro? Balatro!
February 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Pushing the Fortnite button on my PS5 every two minutes to see if the psnetwork is up. Nope, still down.
February 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“President Trump, sir, the Helms amendment and NSC order 725 both specifically prohibit the use of Omega Force against Caucasians.”
February 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Derogatory (Derogatory)
January 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Girl Scout Cookie quiz. What’s the best cookie of all time?

A: Tagalongs

B: Tagalongs

C: I’m a big dumb idiot and I enjoy [OTHER]
January 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Free movie idea! A jockey wants to quit horse racing because he’s sick of the rampant corruption! Wants to join the totally legitimate sport of professional boxing! It stars Mark Wahlberg and is a cross between Million Dollar Baby and Elf!
January 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Quick! What’s the fastest and easiest way to financially destroy a billionaire! Hurry!
January 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Me: Have you seen my wherewolf?
Friend: Werewolf? No, I havAAAAGGHHH *gets viciously mauled by a wolf*
Me: Heh.......therewolf.
January 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM